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Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

Arch Nemesis posted:

dudes:gambling::women:astrology

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i like to walk through the casino and appreciate the design of all the slot machines. i also like the bubble craps machines. reminds me of playing Trouble! as a kid


Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Arch Nemesis posted:

looking up baccarat on beforeiplay


Arch Nemesis posted:

dudes:gambling::women:astrology

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

barnold posted:

i like to walk through the casino and appreciate the design of all the slot machines. i also like the bubble craps machines. reminds me of playing Trouble! as a kid



lol

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
Everyone chainsmoking and bloodshot eyed: Yeah that’s ah. Real nice.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i dont gamble, its a terrible vice

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


mfao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

HolePisser1982 posted:

Everyone chainsmoking and bloodshot eyed: Yeah that’s ah. Real nice.

lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wow. And everyone here has tickets to Jerry Seinfeld at Hard Rock? Life is just so simple and joyful here.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

American McGay posted:



Keep it close Philly.
Lost this bet by half a point. That's gambling baby!!!!


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heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
gambling ftw.

copy
Jul 26, 2007

HolePisser1982 posted:

Everyone chainsmoking and bloodshot eyed: Yeah that’s ah. Real nice.


In Training posted:

Wow. And everyone here has tickets to Jerry Seinfeld at Hard Rock? Life is just so simple and joyful here.

lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Walk into the club like what up I'm gonna play slots

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
I LOVE these slot machines, the cherries always look so big and tasty! And this one makes really cool sounds whenever I walk by.. do you think its HAUNTED??

mcgay: Theyre gonna break... my loving legs... I just need to THINK... THINK....

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Standing by a craps table so I can inhale 8 cigarettes worth of second hand smoke and break even. ANd it's only been an hour? Bro I'm hot we can't leave now.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

HolePisser1982 posted:

I LOVE these slot machines, the cherries always look so big and tasty! And this one makes really cool sounds whenever I walk by.. do you think its HAUNTED??

mcgay: Theyre gonna break... my loving legs... I just need to THINK... THINK....

lmao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
[slowly spinning jaw hanging wide eyed] Bobby Flay has a restaurant here!? Emeril.. Wolfgang Puck... Michael JORDAN Steakhouse!?!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

HolePisser1982 posted:

[slowly spinning jaw hanging wide eyed] Bobby Flay has a restaurant here!? Emeril.. Wolfgang Puck... Michael JORDAN Steakhouse!?!

Lmao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

HolePisser1982 posted:

[slowly spinning jaw hanging wide eyed] Bobby Flay has a restaurant here!? Emeril.. Wolfgang Puck... Michael JORDAN Steakhouse!?!
lmfao

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

HolePisser1982 posted:

[slowly spinning jaw hanging wide eyed] Bobby Flay has a restaurant here!? Emeril.. Wolfgang Puck... Michael JORDAN Steakhouse!?!

Lmao

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Arch Nemesis posted:

dudes:gambling::women:astrology

I’m still pissed about this

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

I got the tude now posted:

I’m still pissed about this

Same here. It’s bullshit!

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

HolePisser1982 posted:

[slowly spinning jaw hanging wide eyed] Bobby Flay has a restaurant here!? Emeril.. Wolfgang Puck... Michael JORDAN Steakhouse!?!

Remember your old favorite show, penn and tellers bullshit? Well I’ve got news for you buddy.

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

Same here. It’s bullshit!

Women are toxic. Off to SAD since mods are all pussies

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

I got the tude now posted:

I’m still pissed about this

lol reminded me of this

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021
I love to gamble

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021
iirc genshin has something where you get whatever you want after spending enough money so that's kinda soft. not real gambling

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
Venus, goddess of Love and Prosperity, shines favorably upon dice games while she is in ascension. Seek crowded tables to draw her blessing of Victory.

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
*operating the slot machine with a balled fist* i'm just saying i'm not upset so why would you tell me to calm down

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

HolePisser1982 posted:

[slowly spinning jaw hanging wide eyed] Bobby Flay has a restaurant here!? Emeril.. Wolfgang Puck... Michael JORDAN Steakhouse!?!

Lmao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

copy
Jul 26, 2007

gambling thread: because fixed income has failed us

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7231328688674049326

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
I play online slots between sets at the gym to hoiype myself up.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
11's, 22's, 33's - These are Master Numbers. They cannot be reduced down. All of the most powerful people in history have borne these numbers

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
ok im obsessed with numerology gambling guys now lmao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
*schizphrenically murmuring* Gaming, Gambling, that letter G. 33 - we see it all the time, even in nature. Remember: symmetry is perfection. It's not an accident. I'll give you an example.

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021

HolePisser1982 posted:

*schizphrenically murmuring* Gaming, Gambling, that letter G. 33 - we see it all the time, even in nature. Remember: symmetry is perfection. It's not an accident. I'll give you an example.

Lol

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

HolePisser1982 posted:

*schizphrenically murmuring* Gaming, Gambling, that letter G. 33 - we see it all the time, even in nature. Remember: symmetry is perfection. It's not an accident. I'll give you an example.

lol

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

lmao hell eyus

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I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

hell yes

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