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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

guy who hasn't decided who to vote for because he's horny

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

computer toucher who makes being anti-car their whole personality

i was trying to riff this one out but he closed the thread

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

how bout kim jong un but he talks like quentin tarantino?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

like maybe he's getting asked why he shot that guy with an anti-aircraft gun and he's like "Because it's so much fun! Get it?!"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

vyelkin posted:

guy with a photographic memory that he only uses to know everything about every podcaster and refer to them exclusively by first names

i see you've been workshopping this bit via a dozen gimmick accounts in the podcast forums

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Indian Glenn greenwald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_skRXwK7qVM

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Echo Chamber posted:

Comedy Central forgot to cancel Lil' Bush. And they quietly kept making new episodes through the Obama, Trump, and Biden years, all under the premise that George Bush is still president. Season 17 starts this summer.

drat I forgot they made two shows about Bush

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

illiterate trotskyist

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

Billy Carter did 9/11

Bill Burr did 9/11

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

gay adolf hitler

this one's got legs, ait

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

at a certain point this is just mad libs

mad libs, but it's for people who are mad about libs!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


*snapping fingers* okay, now we're cooking, brainstorm

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

speng31b posted:

guy who wants to create a formal definition of chud by interviewing experts in the field

lmao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Michael Jordan Peterson

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

vyelkin posted:

Gummoism is revisionism

Groucho having Chico blackbagged and erased from all the Marx bros. pictures

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

my bony fealty posted:

Donald Trump in blackface

we've replaced Donald Trump's usual spray tan bottle with Hershey's syrup. Let's see if he'll notice...

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

garth and wayne doing the get a load of this guy cam to footage of people jumping out the towers on 9/11

god drat dawg

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

re-invade iraq guy

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

vyelkin posted:

an elaborate theory where Joe Biden is going to pick Bernie Sanders as his 2024 running mate and then resign the presidency in January 2025

bernie dead ender in 2023 just by itself is a pretty good bit

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

white guy putting down jakarta method and reacting like eminem at the end of the Stan video

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

Guy who makes upper 6 figures and complains about egg prices

guy who makes 7 figures and complains about ostrich egg prices

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

ELTON JOHN posted:

a thread titled “political tits youre worshipping”

nice

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Woke Mind Virus posted:

LeBron James runs for mayor of cleveland

LeBron James retires during his term as mayor of Cleveland to run for mayor of Miami

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

mickey mouse but he's gay hitler

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Iggy Pop getting pissed off at a politician's rally cuz he doesn't wanna put on a free t-shirt

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Fundamentalist Christian Dog Catcher

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

pro-NSA voyeur fetishist

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

guy who is pro BREXIT because he thinks it means James Bond won't be British anymore

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Woke Mind Virus posted:

Antifa guy that defected to be a fa guy during a protest

guy with an eating disorder who shows up to Antifa protest, is immediately disappointed

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

500 good dogs posted:

guy who thinks we don't need to keep dumbing down games now that we've banned leaded gas


500 good dogs posted:

this is me now

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

croup coughfield posted:

they never took the lead out of gasoline. wake up sheeple

chemtrails are real

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Bodyholes posted:

Conservative who supports abortion so that christians can abort their gay kids.

"Abortion is Eugenics - Here's Why That's a Good Thing!"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

american who starts to follow 3rd worldism because it gives him an excuse to not do anything

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Megamissen posted:

doing land acknowledgement to tribes from the book of mormon

lmao this rules

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

guy who road rages nonstop because he hates cars

he road rages even when he's not on the road??

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

guy who thinks Burning Man is The Purge

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

serial killer who does land acknowledgements in his notes to the police

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

lee harvey oswald but hes stewie griffin

*when he gets shot by Jack Ruby* What the deuce?!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Public Relations Consultant pitching to the Special Olympics on behalf of The Black Eyed Peas

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

joe biden pardoning a palestinian child instead of a turkey

but he still thinks his name is like "Gobbler"

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