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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
so a big baked potato contains 15% of your "daily" potassium, and is one of the richest foods potassium-wise

NO ONE ON EARTH eats enough to reach 100% daily!!!!!

How the gently caress are we still alive w/ these ridiculous guidelines?

also, What the gently caress is Vitamin K??????? :sterv:

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
also this baked potato is lovely

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bakked potat

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm a super ghoul op

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Smugworth posted:

I'm a super ghoul op

post ur diet

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Most people don't die OP, it's a big trick, they act like they're dying and then dead but a magic trick is performed where their body is replaced by a perfect copy, where these people are taken to when they decide to "die" is anyone's guess.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
potatoes aren't keto op...

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Most people don't die OP, it's a big trick, they act like they're dying and then dead but a magic trick is performed where their body is replaced by a perfect copy, where these people are taken to when they decide to "die" is anyone's guess.

yeh but is that copy me or another me?

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Most people don't die OP, it's a big trick, they act like they're dying and then dead but a magic trick is performed where their body is replaced by a perfect copy, where these people are taken to when they decide to "die" is anyone's guess.

china is pretty good at this, north korea even more so, that's why it's the best korea

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
I just have a big vat of liquid potassium in my kitchen and have a hearty cup for breakfast

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I could explain it OP, but then I'd have to talk to you

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I got plenty of Vitamin “D” right here for you op

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

friend we all die of massive organ failure in one way or another and often it is because of long-term wear and tear on those organs.

eat your potatoes, my friends.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
all human bod-ies

inferior potassium

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
percentages = false math

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



god made percentages to test the faithful

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

AEMINAL posted:

post ur diet

I subsist off lichens, dew, & pollen

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Just lol if you dont eat 6.666 big baked potatoes everyday.

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
Maybe if we didn't use modern unsustainable strip mine then replace nutrients with ammonium nitrate, and imported bat guano substitutes shipped from overseas farming practices the potato would have more phosphorus.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Trying to think of a potato related thing but I have Santeria stuck in my head from the Sublime thread. Maybe uh OOOHHHH I REALLY WANNA KNOW

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
And I FEEEEL THE BREAK FEEEEL THE BREAK

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Life is struggle. Always has been. Some people take on this challenge and thrive, some don't and succumb to hypokalemia. My advice is to eat the potatoes and soldier on. Don't look down or back too much, nothing good will come out of that.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I've noticed I've not been eating much fresh vegetables lately with the price of things. I eat frozen and take a multivitamin, along with protein supplements and tinned fish. Eating mostly carbs since they're the cheapest. When I can afford steak again, I'll allow myself some chicken.

Smoke 2 joints in the morning, and I smoke 2 joints at night

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I legit always wondered about this op. Even Potassium supplements are like 2%, wtf? I think it's xause you can die from too much of it but idk

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
There's a guy down the street who sells K pills for pretty cheap but he hates it when you call them Potassium

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
It's a scam by Big Baked, like advanced weed

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

AEMINAL posted:


also, What the gently caress is Vitamin K??????? :sterv:

Ketamine, have you not been taking your daily dosage?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
babataba

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

You only get like 10% of your daily potassium or iron or vitamin j or whatever but you get like 500% sodium so it evens out.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Can’t kill what’s already dead op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Its called potassium because of its richest source, common household pot. Smoke on, friends :okpos:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
People these days are a really concerned about protein. Like if they don't have enough their arms will die. You work in an office, chill out.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nothing is scarier than an office worker wit a tiny dick and veins full of steroids

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Icochet posted:

People these days are a really concerned about protein. Like if they don't have enough their arms will die. You work in an office, chill out.

Sorry I happen to like paying double the price for the Caveman version of every carb. I also like how they all taste worse

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Icochet posted:

People these days are a really concerned about protein. Like if they don't have enough their arms will die. You work in an office, chill out.

i hate this poo poo lol, I work in an office and am really cognizant of my protein intake because my spouse is a vegetarian and I play a full contact sport at a national level for two hours three times a week, which I don’t talk about at the office

not everyone is a boring lump of poo poo like you

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What counterstrike/lol team are you on, desk jockey

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Rockman Reserve posted:

i hate this poo poo lol, I work in an office and am really cognizant of my protein intake because my spouse is a vegetarian and I play a full contact sport at a national level for two hours three times a week, which I don’t talk about at the office

not everyone is a boring lump of poo poo like you

Chill out

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
He got all hosed up and aggro on the protein, IT RILES UP THE BLOOD!

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
3M Auras ftmfw

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Colonel Cancer posted:

What counterstrike/lol team are you on, desk jockey

i would pay a lot of money to see people play full contact LoL somehow


Charles Bukowski posted:

He got all hosed up and aggro on the protein, IT RILES UP THE BLOOD!

*she

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