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freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

i thought i was a straight cis dude 6 months ago and now i'm a lesbian. the trans agenda is real

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

that's enough for a summa cum laude

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

freemandela posted:

i thought i was a straight cis dude 6 months ago and now i'm a lesbian. the trans agenda is real

sometimes i wonder if i'm really a straight cis dude then immediately cease that line of questioning

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
I just use “lgbtq+” if I’m talking to a general audience of straights and queer when I’m not. While not a perfect filter, usually people who would object to queer are going to be people with poo poo politics so I don’t care about making them uncomfortable.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Wheeee posted:

sometimes i wonder if i'm really a straight cis dude then immediately cease that line of questioning

If you're wondering the answer is probably not

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

Wheeee posted:

sometimes i wonder if i'm really a straight cis dude then immediately cease that line of questioning

I identify as a straight dude, but find some men attractive. :shrug:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Mr Hootington posted:

I identify as a straight dude, but find some men attractive. :shrug:

oh i'm not attracted to men

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mr Hootington posted:

I identify as a straight dude, but find some men attractive. :shrug:
what are some men you find attractive?

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Mr Hootington posted:

I identify as a straight dude, but find some men attractive. :shrug:

thread title

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Mr Hootington posted:

I identify as a straight dude, but find some men attractive. :shrug:

this is normal

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

freemandela posted:

i thought i was a straight cis dude 6 months ago and now i'm a lesbian. the trans agenda is real

if conservatives really wanted to stop the trans agenda in its tracks they'd print out how much money it cost to be a woman so you know beforehand. 90% success rate, easy!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Homeless Friend posted:

if conservatives really wanted to stop the trans agenda in its tracks they'd print out how much money it cost to be a woman so you know beforehand. 90% success rate, easy!

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

I'm trans femme non binary, it loving rules. I have only heard 1 person ever use the term new half as a self descriptor for this.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

They are trying to make it expensive. Medicaid pays for all my potions for now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
in my anarchist utopia every town will have one giant silo of insulin and one giant silo of estrogen

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
our village considered making estrogen from horse piss but the vegans vetoed that at the community meeting

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

the vegans would stfu as soon as the piss girls started wheeling out the curse book bullshit, the piss would flow

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
just dump the estrogen in the drinking water already

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

i only remember the original 150. plus mew

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
isn't estrogen already in the drinking water already, and probably plastics that emulate it.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
Making the frogs gay wasn't good enough?!!?

POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

i tried chugging estrogen but it just made me cheat on my taxes and yell at cops

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Mr Hootington posted:

Making the frogs gay wasn't good enough?!!?

No, we must get gayer

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

tokin opposition posted:

If you're wondering the answer is probably not

yea but it's easier to ignore it until it goes away

Mr Hootington posted:

Making the frogs gay wasn't good enough?!!?

it was merely a necessary first step

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

i tried chugging estrogen but it just made me cheat on my taxes and yell at cops

you're supposed to cook it in a spoon and shoot it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wait im thinking of something else

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

yea that's insulin

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

the amazing meta effect is how high estrogen levels cause mild clairvoyance and an inability to be wrong when arguing with the cis

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


this is p accurate not gonna lie

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Wheeee posted:

you forgot the F for furry

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Instead of trying to find a letter for every identity under the spectrum, just define yourself by what you're not: No Straights Allowed (NSA). Or, if thats still too limiting, No Kinsey Zeros (NK0)

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

oops u just excluded all the straight trans people

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Goddamnit.

No Cis Straights?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

not unless u have some real fuckin cool kinks

FrozenGoldfishGod
Oct 29, 2009

JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT POST!



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

oops u just excluded all the straight trans people

No, we're still queer af.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

admittedly I never got clear on the definition of queer, I just call every one queer and I am never wrong

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

not unless u have some real fuckin cool kinks

no not even

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

I think if u let your wife do enough stuff to your butt u get to be step above ally. Can't prove why, just seems right

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I think if u let your wife do enough stuff to your butt u get to be step above ally. Can't prove why, just seems right

wife guys are queer. this is important

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Jun 14, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Feels Villeneuve posted:

wife guys are queer. this is important

thank you for acknowledging me

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