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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I bought a KitchenAid and like 5 different attachments 2 cookbooks and sausage liners. All in one big purchase.

Worth it but gently caress


Recently while drunk as poo poo I bought a device that turns a car cup holder into two cup holders and a small platform to hold food on

It's good poo poo

What are your funny or not so funny purchases while smoking dank or sipping drank

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Probably Xanax

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I probably spent $1,000 cumulative on out-of-print box sets of Genesis CDs.

e: Oh! And a pornographic anime DVD that I have chickened out of watching since purchase. It sits like a telltale heart in my media collection.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 07:02 on May 15, 2023

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
400 dollar pair of jeans

put them on, laughed hysterically, shipped them back.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

probably an eightball of blow I knew was $40 overpriced from the start like 15 years ago

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zKGs9ZAOww

I strain for thrift.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
A man home.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Stop trying to get Elon to out himself, who cares if he has an SA account?

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Beavis and Butt-Head books, cause when I get drunk I get overly nostalgic. Unfortunately most of them weren't written by Mike Judge but some fartknockers nobody cares about.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
A 2000 year old Roman republic silver denarius from 94 BC, purchased from a goon.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bargearse posted:

A 2000 year old Roman republic silver denarius from 94 BC, purchased from a goon.

That's really cool.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtZJiQSmJ9g

The motion of earth itself. Dignify me in dirt.

Zeluth fucked around with this message at 08:17 on May 15, 2023

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
More alcohol.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

That's really cool.

The seller’s username is Xenopus, he’s got a SA Mart thread if you’re interested in buying one for yourself.

He hasn’t posted in a while but he has some cool stuff.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


A lovely violin on Amazon after listening to bluegrass. I can in theory play fiddle, but was a good 20 years since I had picked up a bow.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ur mom

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
A tiny fragment of kapton foil that allegedly came from the Apollo 11 command module. I was somewhat drunk when I bought it and I’m about 99% sure it’s fake but on the off chance it’s not, it would be really cool.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i got my own self drunk to buy a shoie motorcycle visor

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 09:50 on May 15, 2023

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A forums account

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I wish I had the money to buy things

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
actually a really nice french wool jacket. it was a lot of money but it was such a good deal I ended up keeping it. too bad it never g ets cold here anymore

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Goldbelly Pies

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

A forums account

Came here to post this :roflolmao:

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
here.
Two ww1 style trench daggers from cold steel. Pretty sure thats how my debit card number got stolen.

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I donated $200 to the Red Cross

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.
I bought American Truck Simulator when I was much too high. I regret nothing.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Sometimes when I get to drinking I buy Criterion Collection DVDs and Blue-Rays.

But then when I'm drunk again I watch them, so it evens out.

I still need to watch "Chimes at Midnight".

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
two hundred dollars worth of collector's edition Fallout soundtracks on vinyl i never listened to

this is not a knock on fallout turns out i was just a fan of the radio and not necessarily scores of creeping dread

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Lieutenant Dan posted:

two hundred dollars worth of collector's edition Fallout soundtracks on vinyl i never listened to

this is not a knock on fallout turns out i was just a fan of the radio and not necessarily scores of creeping dread

Same but the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, I was stone cold sober and I’ve listened to it once. I regret nothing.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


latest would have to be 'listen here bud america deserved 9/11' and 'go ahead and call the cops bitch ill have sex with them' tshirts.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

doordashing 20 bux of a mcdonalds second dinner at 10:00 PM while drunk is a monthly occurance

1stforumsacct51523
May 15, 2023

by vyelkin
I buy dumb things

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

1stforumsacct51523 posted:

I buy dumb things

*insane rereg-ishly*

about 50-80 sa forums accounts

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

1stforumsacct51523 posted:

I buy dumb things

But are you drunk or high?

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty
This dude made out of wood, ribbon, and reindeer fur.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
Bought a 5lb bag of banana only runts when hammered back in college. Ended up putting a bunch of them in vodka to get hammered again and again. It still lasted me over a year

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
blow from some random dude at a bar

this was before fentanyl was a thing but still

:shrug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

blow from some random dude at a bar

this was before fentanyl was a thing but still

:shrug:

Lol I missed the “from” the first time I read this

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I once at like 150 MG of THc between 8-10 at night and woke up in the morning to a jack in the box order stone cold Infront of my door.

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