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Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
I bought a Snactiv and never used it :shrug:

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I once at like 150 MG of THc between 8-10 at night and woke up in the morning to a jack in the box order stone cold Infront of my door.

you still ate it right?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

pixaal posted:

you still ate it right?

My brother once insisted that monster tacos are good for 3 days unrefrigerated because they are, in fact, made from monster.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I once at like 150 MG of THc between 8-10 at night and woke up in the morning to a jack in the box order stone cold Infront of my door.

got a friend who more than once has drunk ordered domino's and fallen asleep with the box and a partially-eaten pizza on him

permabansdontexist
May 15, 2023

luv2shit posted:

But are you drunk or high?

a little of both, but not that much. this place bans drunk posting and high posting is as rare as a solar equinox

permabansdontexist
May 15, 2023
weed is way better than fentanyl for most people

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

luv2shit posted:

got a friend who more than once has drunk ordered domino's and fallen asleep with the box and a partially-eaten pizza on him

Not me but theres definitely forums stories about people waking up to the fire dept. breaking their door down because they left a pizza in the oven drunk

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

permabansdontexist posted:

a little of both, but not that much. this place bans drunk posting and high posting is as rare as a solar equinox

I don’t think either of those are true

Joke Miriam
Nov 17, 2019



The super special deluxe version of Escape from Tarkov. It was like $120 or $150 or some poo poo.

I don’t even loving like Tarkov.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Definitely a forums account

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Joke Miriam posted:

The super special deluxe version of Escape from Tarkov. It was like $120 or $150 or some poo poo.

I don’t even loving like Tarkov.

everyone cheats on that game too lol

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
20 loot keys for Team Fortress 2 loot boxes

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
https://www.coldsteel.com/gladius-machete/

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Bargearse posted:

A 2000 year old Roman republic silver denarius from 94 BC, purchased from a goon.

That's badass actually.

Last dumb thing I got was an 1877 trade dollar, pic not mine

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

tbh this owns

stephen_falken
Mar 28, 2023

by the sex ghost
In late 1998 I was much young and blown on MDMA and Labatt's Blue, and 'bought' Back Orifice, which I should have just downloaded from CDC but couldn't remember the URL. I was throwing a party and trying to impress a girl named Debra, so I typed it into AltaVista, took the first link, paid and installed it. The copy I paid for with a credit card for $15 had a f*cking virus in it. That's so meta - and just about as stupid as I will ever be. Happily I don't do X anymore, and I haven't seen Debra since ....1998.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

stephen_falken posted:

In late 1998 I was much young and blown on MDMA and Labatt's Blue, and 'bought' Back Orifice, which I should have just downloaded from CDC but couldn't remember the URL. I was throwing a party and trying to impress a girl named Debra, so I typed it into AltaVista, took the first link, paid and installed it. The copy I paid for with a credit card for $15 had a f*cking virus in it. That's so meta - and just about as stupid as I will ever be. Happily I don't do X anymore, and I haven't seen Debra since ....1998.



Lol

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

stephen_falken posted:

In late 1998 I was much young and blown on MDMA and Labatt's Blue, and 'bought' Back Orifice, which I should have just downloaded from CDC but couldn't remember the URL. I was throwing a party and trying to impress a girl named Debra, so I typed it into AltaVista, took the first link, paid and installed it. The copy I paid for with a credit card for $15 had a f*cking virus in it. That's so meta - and just about as stupid as I will ever be. Happily I don't do X anymore, and I haven't seen Debra since ....1998.



lol

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

stephen_falken posted:

In late 1998 I was much young and blown on MDMA and Labatt's Blue, and 'bought' Back Orifice, which I should have just downloaded from CDC but couldn't remember the URL. I was throwing a party and trying to impress a girl named Debra, so I typed it into AltaVista, took the first link, paid and installed it. The copy I paid for with a credit card for $15 had a f*cking virus in it. That's so meta - and just about as stupid as I will ever be. Happily I don't do X anymore, and I haven't seen Debra since ....1998.



lmao

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

lolol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

stephen_falken posted:

In late 1998 I was much young and blown on MDMA and Labatt's Blue, and 'bought' Back Orifice, which I should have just downloaded from CDC but couldn't remember the URL. I was throwing a party and trying to impress a girl named Debra, so I typed it into AltaVista, took the first link, paid and installed it. The copy I paid for with a credit card for $15 had a f*cking virus in it. That's so meta - and just about as stupid as I will ever be. Happily I don't do X anymore, and I haven't seen Debra since ....1998.



Just shook some cobwebs out the old noggin with this one

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

stephen_falken posted:

In late 1998 I was much young and blown on MDMA and Labatt's Blue, and 'bought' Back Orifice, which I should have just downloaded from CDC but couldn't remember the URL. I was throwing a party and trying to impress a girl named Debra, so I typed it into AltaVista, took the first link, paid and installed it. The copy I paid for with a credit card for $15 had a f*cking virus in it. That's so meta - and just about as stupid as I will ever be. Happily I don't do X anymore, and I haven't seen Debra since ....1998.



lol

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


in college my roommate used to get drunk and then go on woot.com and buy whatever the thing was that day (back when it was like one deal a day or whatever)

he ended up with lots of random poo poo, like a mini wine fridge thing one time (he didn't drink wine)

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

in college my roommate used to get drunk and then go on woot.com and buy whatever the thing was that day (back when it was like one deal a day or whatever)

he ended up with lots of random poo poo, like a mini wine fridge thing one time (he didn't drink wine)

Woot-off days were pretty special at an office I worked at for a while. Constantly refreshing woot.com for the deal to change was a great way to avoid work, and everyone was also on the lookout for the legendary woot.com "Bag of Crap".

The 'Bag of Crap" was something you could buy for $15 dollars, and you would never get anything good, but we all acted like we could POTENTIALLY get something good. There was a rumor that someone had a friend who's brother's wife's uncle's friend bought a "Bag of Crap" off woot and received an entire pallet of flatscreen TVs. Most likely this never happened since it doesn't make any goddamn sense, and whenever someone at work managed to get a "Bag of Crap" off woot it ended up being a bunch of Hanna Montana notepads or a xxxxxxxlarge t-shirt with an esoteric joke printed on it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A broken 1920's oboe. I never did get around to finding the mini/jeweler's lathe I would need to replace the missing parts.

I have never played the oboe.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Extra Large Marge posted:

Woot-off days were pretty special at an office I worked at for a while. Constantly refreshing woot.com for the deal to change was a great way to avoid work, and everyone was also on the lookout for the legendary woot.com "Bag of Crap".

The 'Bag of Crap" was something you could buy for $15 dollars, and you would never get anything good, but we all acted like we could POTENTIALLY get something good. There was a rumor that someone had a friend who's brother's wife's uncle's friend bought a "Bag of Crap" off woot and received an entire pallet of flatscreen TVs. Most likely this never happened since it doesn't make any goddamn sense, and whenever someone at work managed to get a "Bag of Crap" off woot it ended up being a bunch of Hanna Montana notepads or a xxxxxxxlarge t-shirt with an esoteric joke printed on it.

I had a USB Woot-off police alarm that I was very proud to have snagged before it sold out at the time

Edit: they looked like this

Konar fucked around with this message at 16:20 on May 17, 2023

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008
Woot was goon made right?

jasoneatspizza
Jul 6, 2010
Twitch gift subs

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Pekinduck posted:

Woot was goon made right?

It was this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Rutledge who just seems like a standard SV tech bro.

I like that he sold woot to amazon, then went on to buy meh.com and just do the same stupid "one item a day" idea on there. Really cornering the market on outdated internet slang domain names

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I seen The Outer Wilds for sale on Steam one night. I accidentally bought Cyberpunk 2077 instead. Not a bad game but it's barely playable on my ancient rig.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

I got a bag of crap from a woot off and like a month and a half later a huge box of like 5000 glow sticks showed up on my doorstep. It was pretty fuckin dope.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What did you do with them?

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

im gonna get drunk tonight and buy something dumb

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Artwork. I bought a print of some guy’s pixilated porn art, that was dumb and I don’t know what to do with it now.

I also bought an original Maakies strip by Tony Millionaire, probably while high, but maybe not because I don’t regret it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
The Something Awful Forums

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hang it on a wall at your local library.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Konar posted:

I had a USB Woot-off police alarm that I was very proud to have snagged before it sold out at the time

Edit: they looked like this



Yeah the office had a lot of those lights as well as those screaming slingshot monkey toys



Also those "Neoballs" rare earth magnet toys that the government banned because kids kept eating them

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick
A while back I preordered a book; volume 2 of Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou's new English release.
Then a few weeks later I guess I got drunk and forgot I preordered it and decided OMG I GOTTA PEORDER THAT
Now I got two copies and I can't even re-gift one because its volume 2

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
I bought the gigantic container of Tang at Costco. Took a very long time to get through, hacking away at the dried hunk it had become over time.

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Planet X posted:

I bought the gigantic container of Tang at Costco. Took a very long time to get through, hacking away at the dried hunk it had become over time.

You were drunk or high at Costco?

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