Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

and theres absolutely nothing else better than that.

boobs. tits. gazongas. honkers. droopers. ta-tas.

if you disagree then this is the thread where you can present your opposing view and defend it in the presence of the boob-loving peers on this expired comedy forum

prove me wrong

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Seems pretty grisly, to me.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
:secondpost:

tits are nice yea

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Beating the poo poo out of my pillow to try and soften it up.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
The heartbeat always throws me off.

If we can remove that, then yes.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Yeah they're pretty good op

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

If that mypillow guy wasnt a crackhead his pillows would be big synthetic tits and he'd also be able to afford a higher caliber version of cocaine and conspiracy theories.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Everyone loves a titty.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

so i just read that apparently an engorged saline-filled nutsack is a better pillow than a pair of tits but i'm gonna call bullshit on that claim

fuckin reddit, man

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uejh-bHa4To

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Scrotum Modem posted:

so i just read that apparently an engorged saline-filled nutsack is a better pillow than a pair of tits but i'm gonna call bullshit on that claim

fuckin reddit, man

The only thing worse than a scrotum pillow is a hairy scrotum pillow. And the only thing worse than that is a hairy ginger scrotum pillow

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsOaFwyu2L0

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

too warm, are you out of your mind

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

where you really want to rest your head is the small of the back

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

numberoneposter posted:

where you really want to rest your head is the small of the back

probably uncomfortable to the restee

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
https://youtu.be/lM7H0ooV_o8

everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I don’t disagree op but considering recent events I guess it’s good that you specified human.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
I'm assuming those human tits are still attached to a human being?


putin is a oval office posted:

https://youtu.be/lM7H0ooV_o8

everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

real fruit and rational
on the
45

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Butt pillow

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Personally I like down pillows

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Anime titty mousepad except it’s a big bed with my wife

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Have you tried other animal's tits OP? Maybe they actually make better pillows?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I've never tried but I can imagine it's pretty cool. I guess maybe I did it to my mom as a child. I don't particularly remember though

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Real sleepers know you disconnect physically when it's time to properly go off to dreamland

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I love to dream

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Rest your head on some cow udders

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
coiled-up goose neck

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i love big huge titties :D

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
The sickest thing is that you can just grow your own. But you can never rest your head on them. It's one of life's several paradoxes.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Wilkins Micawber posted:

The sickest thing is that you can just grow your own. But you can never rest your head on them. It's one of life's several paradoxes.

Breast implants on top of my shoulders would do nicely

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

My wife has nipples on her titties big as the end of my thumb so I can fasten my head to her tit by sticking one in my ear it’s great honestly

1stforumsacct51523
May 15, 2023

by vyelkin
but the strip club has a strict no sleeping policy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

great until you get pinkeye

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jillian poo poo posted:

My wife has nipples on her titties big as the end of my thumb so I can fasten my head to her tit by sticking one in my ear it’s great honestly

Big nipples big life

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Who wants earwax on their nipples, though?

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
correct OP.

I once had a lady-friend with K cups, she'd sleep sideways and I could use one boob as a pillow (the other boob went on my forehead and made a great eye mask)

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Scrotum Modem posted:

so i just read that apparently an engorged saline-filled nutsack is a better pillow than a pair of tits but i'm gonna call bullshit on that claim

fuckin reddit, man

Dual purpose modem/pillow

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Stoatbringer posted:

Who wants earwax on their nipples, though?

Heh, bet you got some dry-rear end nipples bud

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply