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I've been calling the drug dealer for the past 5 hours wondering where are the drugs. I am going to visit the clown's place in person and investigate what happened. If I still can't get what I want, it will be a joke...and it will not be funny... ---------------- |
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What do clown drug dealers sell? Laughing gas?
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May 16, 2023 18:27
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it's probably a circus. try the animals, they don't work anymore. i'd give you my lion dealer's number but i think it's fake. like he wants to do everything in person so i've been sober two months. |
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May 16, 2023 19:45
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try huffing gasoline or spray paint op? most things that should be kept in a flammables cabinet will get you twisted |
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May 16, 2023 20:21
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also, pro tip: call your clown drug dealer before you run out of clown drugs, smdh |
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May 16, 2023 20:22
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rear end-penny posted:try huffing gasoline or spray paint op? most things that should be kept in a flammables cabinet will get you twisted Make sure the spray paint is red so it blends in with your clown nose.
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May 16, 2023 22:03
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meeting my clown drug dealer at a parking lot and he drives up in a very small car with 15 bodyguards
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May 16, 2023 23:52
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pulls out a comically long series of tied together baggies
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May 16, 2023 23:52
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“this poo poo will really honk your nose”
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May 16, 2023 23:53
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5 people had their faces pied last night in what the police suspects was a drug deal gone bad
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May 16, 2023 23:57
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i hate it when i go to buy weed and my dealer asks me to hang around for a while and watch him juggle while riding a unicycle so it won’t be suspicious
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May 16, 2023 23:59
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he ties a balloon into a fully functioning bong and while i’m extremely tired of this nonsense i am genuinely impressed
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May 17, 2023 00:09
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taking a long drag and breathing out a cloud of confetti
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May 17, 2023 00:10
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watho posted:5 people had their faces pied last night in what the police suspects was a drug deal gone bad |
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May 17, 2023 02:50
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something something, clown on clown crime |
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May 17, 2023 02:51
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CLOWN FREE SCHOOL ZONE |
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May 17, 2023 02:53
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watho posted:i hate it when i go to buy weed and my dealer asks me to hang around for a while and watch him juggle while riding a unicycle so it won’t be suspicious mime dealers are much more transactional 
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May 17, 2023 03:19
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My old clown drug dealer got arrested, so I had to find a new one, but all I could find was a juggalo drug dealer.
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May 17, 2023 03:43
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Machai posted:My old clown drug dealer got arrested, so I had to find a new one, but all I could find was a juggalo drug dealer. that's not so bad half the time. the other half though...
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May 17, 2023 04:03
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he keeps saying my weed is in there somewhere but all that comes out of his pocket is like 40 ft of multi-colored handkerchiefs tied together and his albuterol inhaler
HUSKY DILF fucked around with this message at 03:57 on May 18, 2023
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May 17, 2023 05:47
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Areola Grande posted:mime dealers are much more transactional i bought weed from a mime once and they just handed me an empty bag, i asked what the hell they were doing and they just pretended to take some out of it and went through the motions of rolling it up for me. the worst part is that it was the best i’ve ever smoked
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May 17, 2023 09:21
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a clown hands me a bag of weed and encourages me to open it up and smell the product. Unbeknownst to me they are squeezing a bladder in their sleeve and spraying me in the face with water 
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May 17, 2023 13:24
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having a bad trip on clown acid and hallucinating a bunch of guys with briefcases walking around minding their own business
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May 17, 2023 16:59
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watho posted:having a bad trip on clown acid and hallucinating a bunch of guys with briefcases walking around minding their own business lol |
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May 17, 2023 17:10
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I bought what I thought was a dimebag, but more nugs just keep coming out. I'm up to 24 now.
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May 17, 2023 17:14
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Is this thread about drugs for clowns, a drug dealer who is a clown, or drugs that make you into a clown? Yes. |
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May 17, 2023 17:24
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Oh you mess with Bozo? Word? That dudette is real bad news. I was at her crib and suddenly circus music starts blaring outside. She runs to the bathroom to flush her stash but it keeps coming back up like three feet out of the bowl. Then the door comes down and like five other clowns with frowns on their painted faces come in waving these toy guns that shoot flowers. Bozo and the cop clowns start shooting flowers at each other until they ran out and then they took turns kicking each other in the rear end sending each other flying. I wanted to leave but they gave me these sad looks and just sort of "deflated"?. Nobody got hurt or arrested but it took ages and I never did get my stuff. Learn from my mistake and stick with strongman or acrobat dealers. |
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May 17, 2023 17:32
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knocked on his door at 11 am and i'm pretty sure i woke him up. he answered wearing an undershirt and giant pants with only one arm of the suspenders attached. |
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May 17, 2023 18:58
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I stopped taking hits with my clown drug dealer because he would spend the whole time talking about wanting to kill some kid named Bart.
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May 17, 2023 19:00
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Does this weed taste funny to you?
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May 17, 2023 20:39
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I loving love clown drugs
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May 18, 2023 03:45
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clown hugs not clown drugs |
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May 18, 2023 06:37
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My dealer got high on their own supply and is now too zonked out to perform. She's insisting I put on her costume and do the show instead. I really dont want to do it but I've done way, way worse for a hit. |
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May 18, 2023 13:19
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Do not take Laffadapil if you are allergic to *AHOOGA* |
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May 18, 2023 17:25
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my guy said to meet him at the usual spot
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May 18, 2023 18:10
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rear end-penny posted:my guy said to meet him at the usual spot $3950 for a motel? Where is it, Clown Bora Bora?
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May 18, 2023 18:15
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do you want the drugs or not 
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May 18, 2023 18:29
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rear end-penny posted:my guy said to meet him at the usual spot coming down there with all my drugs gonna just spread it around
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May 18, 2023 18:35
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Never buy more than 2 rings. If you buy 3 rings they can bust you for trafficking. |
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oh man I accidentally eyeballed 5mg of HONK last friday and I just came down. everything is covered in custard and I have a vague recollection of red noses and a pink elephant putting its one foot on a stool
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