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Escape From Noise

I know the truth! I see through your bullshit, Upfield!



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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
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I can belive it

sb hermit





if the fda is ok with "plant-based milk" then who's to say what butter actually is?

we've had peanut butter and almond butter and mango butter and you can also render chicken fat into schmaltz which can be a butter alternative

sb hermit





so if anything can be butter

cruft

But what if it's actually not butter, op?

Makes ya think.

sb hermit





then nothing is

sb hermit





cruft posted:

But what if it's actually not butter, op?

Makes ya think.

:argh: combo breaker

sb hermit





:jpmf:

cruft

sb hermit posted:

:argh: combo breaker

gd another epic sb hermit multipost ruined

my shame is palpable here

sb hermit





cruft posted:

gd another epic sb hermit multipost ruined

my shame is palpable here

it's all good! just keep postin'

:justpost:

cruft

question still stands though, op.

what if it's actually not butter?

Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

question still stands though, op.

what if it's actually not butter?

It's impossible. I refuse to entertain the absurd notion!



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cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

It's impossible. I refuse to entertain the absurd notion!

okay, but just hear me out:

what if it's incredibly similar to butter in every concievable way, but not, actually, butter?

cruft

I mean, would you be willing to entertain that it might be a nay-unbelievable facsimile of butter, op?

cruft

I keep trying to find adjectives for these questions that don't mean "cannot be believed" but I'm finding it inconcievably difficult.

Escape From Noise

Craft has been bought out by Big Butter. What a shame!



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cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Craft has been bought out by Big Butter. What a shame!

Don't you mean Big Margarine? :thunk:

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Craft has been bought out by Big Butter. What a shame!

Just LOL if you think the butter lobby is big.

More like baby butter.

cruft

cruft posted:

Just LOL if you think the butter lobby is big.

More like baby butter.

But not in an inappropriate way.

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Craft has been bought out by Big Butter. What a shame!

Look at you all bothered 'bout big bad Big Butter, when the bona-fide baddy belies 'bnoxious behavior by the bucket!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
it's not butter :colbert:





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Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

it's not butter :colbert:

:mods:



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sb hermit






you're the mod!

sb hermit





Areola Grande posted:

it's not butter :colbert:

sb hermit





I suggest you exercise those mod powers by giving me a sixer

Escape From Noise

sb hermit posted:

you're the mod!

:wrong:

I'm an IK!



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

can't do poo poo! :twisted:

no mods no masters

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

cruft

Absolutely shocking developments today in the not butter thread!

sb hermit





cruft posted:

Absolutely shocking developments today in the not butter thread!

Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

Absolutely shocking developments today in the not butter thread!

You butter believe it!



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Escape From Noise

2 hr. lunch baybay



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Dumb Sex-Parrot

 
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what's upfield?






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sb hermit





Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

what's upfield?

I dunno, what's upfield with you?

sb hermit





Escape From Noise posted:

2 hr. lunch baybay

it wasn't butter!!!

google THIS

The accident remains margarine but the substance is butter

It's the miracle of transfatstantiation

sb hermit





an absolutely gross statement, do not click while eating or drinking or having anything in your mouth generally:

I can't believe santorum is not butter

EDIT: for those people unfamiliar with the term: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Santorum

sb hermit fucked around with this message at 17:13 on May 18, 2023

sb hermit





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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

sam neil at the end of at the mouth of madness laughing because he finally understands that it is butter



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cruft

Rejected product names:
  • I REFUSE to believe that it's not butter!
  • Not butter, but not bad!
  • This poo poo isn't margarine, is it?
  • Butter or not butter? We'll never tell!
  • Basically Crisco, food coloring, and salt.
  • Put it on your toast and stop asking questions.

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sb hermit





watho posted:

sam neil at the end of at the mouth of madness laughing because he finally understands that it is butter

"where we're going, you won't NEED to believe it's not butter"

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