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there are many products with computer technology built in. some make sense, like a coffee mug that keeps coffee at the desired temperature. others are a bit unorthodox, like shoes where one has to update the firmware. what consumer products would you like to see a computer added to?
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May 17, 2023 15:51
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my rear end
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May 17, 2023 15:52
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rake, broom, kitchen shears
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May 17, 2023 16:03
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huh I guess cricut already cornered the market on cutting things with drm
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May 17, 2023 16:04
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President Beep posted:my rear end beeps rear end
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May 17, 2023 16:17
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Mr. Crow posted:beeps rear end yeah im goin with beeps rear end
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May 17, 2023 16:43
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a computer would let beeps rear end emit rear end beeps, so yeah gonna say that
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May 17, 2023 18:07
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gun
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May 17, 2023 18:20
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oh sorry uhhh beeps rear end
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May 17, 2023 18:21
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where do you buy those?
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May 17, 2023 18:22
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:where do you buy those? beeps dms are open
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May 17, 2023 18:35
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niintedo switch
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May 17, 2023 19:15
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literally nothing is made better by the addition of a computer turn the world around
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May 17, 2023 19:20
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brain
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May 18, 2023 09:44
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byte the computer chocolate bar, now with more apple
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May 18, 2023 10:07
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taps - imagine if instead of manually operating the tap, with all the effort and imprecision implied, you could simply pair with Bluetooth and select the exact temperature and volume desired
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May 18, 2023 10:12
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"subscribe to Watr for 5.99 a month to unlock the hot tap"
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May 18, 2023 10:25
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pencil but not like an apple pencil just a regular pencil after you sharpen it enough times, eventually you chew into the computer's memory banks and it begs you to stop
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May 18, 2023 11:34
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distortion park posted:taps - imagine if instead of manually operating the tap, with all the effort and imprecision implied, you could simply pair with Bluetooth and select the exact temperature and volume desired Pretty sure that one exists.
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May 18, 2023 15:36
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pizza
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May 18, 2023 15:37
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certain types of guitar, so that you could “hack the Gibson”
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May 18, 2023 19:08
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Kitchen knives
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May 18, 2023 19:49
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nothing
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May 18, 2023 19:52
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power rack with built in form detection, you tell it what exercise you are doing, it records you and plays back the video with suggestions on how to improve your form. plus it can watch when you're struggling on a rep and yell out poo poo like "get it" or "one more" or whatever you find motivating
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May 18, 2023 20:30
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no gym will buy it because it cuts into their trainer revenue 
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May 18, 2023 20:30
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marital aids that talk dirty for you
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May 18, 2023 20:31
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[tiktok voice] oh yeah! give it to me big boy!
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May 18, 2023 20:32
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rotor posted:[tiktok voice] oh yeah! give it to me big boy! 
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May 18, 2023 20:35
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[frantically looking around the room] a.. a.... computer?
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May 18, 2023 20:39
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two computers in one
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May 18, 2023 20:39
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maybe like another, larger computer. probably something there. think it over
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May 18, 2023 20:39
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post hole digger posted:[frantically looking around the room] a.. a.... computer? you motherfucker
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May 18, 2023 20:40
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what about a computer for ed. press a button get a boner (the cpu is stored in the balls)
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May 18, 2023 20:40
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maybe some kind of alcoholic beverage. like you know how there's a worm at the bottom of some bottles of tequila? maybe you could put a z80 in a bottle of brandy and call it branZ and sell it to silicon valley dweebs. offer an "ultra-premium vintage spririt" with a 4004 in a bottle of cognac. itanium in a bottle of thunderbird just brainstorming here
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May 18, 2023 23:13
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CompuOverserve
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May 18, 2023 23:24
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Smart Underwear, the underwear with computers in it.
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May 18, 2023 23:25
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mediaphage posted:nothing it’s actually this op
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May 18, 2023 23:49
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y'know, i always wondered, why hasnt someone put a computer inside of an every day home appliance, such as a refridgerator, or hell, even a television itself? i like to think it might go a little something like this,
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May 19, 2023 00:10
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did anyone say beeps rear end yet
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May 19, 2023 00:57
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hell i'd also like to see a computer in beep's rear end
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