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I submit that one dude in “The Raft” segment of Creepshow 2 that turns and sits right at the water’s edge after swimming for shore from the hungry lake monster and yells at the oily creature, “I BEAT YOU!” instead of, you know, running a few feet from shore to the Camaro with the keys still in it and the radio playing before yelling that. What an absolute knucklehead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihnXSpqQVU
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That dumbass who got trampled to death by her friends while waving a don't tread on me flag. That might have been a documentary idk
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Star wars is a horror movie btw
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that one dude that got stabbed by corn on the cob in Stephen King's Sleepwalkers
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May 19, 2023 23:56
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The problem is COVID-19 really shattered the illusion that otherwise normal people who aren't seriously mentally ill are generally smart enough to do rational or obvious things to protect their life. It's easy to see these dumb movie deaths are actually just that 30% of us that are that are really that dumb.
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May 19, 2023 23:59
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:that one dude that got stabbed by corn on the cob in Stephen King's Sleepwalkers Haha, gently caress this is such a great one. “No vegetables, no dessert.” 
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Nelson Mandingo posted:The problem is COVID-19 really shattered the illusion that otherwise normal people who aren't seriously mentally ill are generally smart enough to do rational or obvious things to protect their life. I remember Land of the Dead getting a lot of flak when it came out. The main problem I had with it was when Cholo hijacked Dead Reckoning and tried to blackmail money from Kaufman. I was thinking like "what's he gonna do with money, theres nothing for sale and you can't bribe zombies?" But after covid I realised there really are people that single-minded. Hell, some of them are Heads of State. Many of Romero's most recent zombie films ARE trash but I think Land of the Dead deserves a second look. He might have had more insights than we gave him credit for.
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May 20, 2023 00:15
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People complaining about that poo poo are soooo insufferable.
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You Are A Elf posted:I submit that one dude in “The Raft” segment of Creepshow 2 that turns and sits right at the water’s edge after swimming for shore from the hungry lake monster and yells at the oily creature, “I BEAT YOU!” instead of, you know, running a few feet from shore to the Camaro with the keys still in it and the radio playing before yelling that. What an absolute knucklehead. the thing moved like that plastic island in the Atlantic. How was he to know it could create a wave that size?
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That bit where the social media influencers threaten to cancel Leatherface
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Chrs posted:That bit where the social media influencers threaten to cancel Leatherface I am unsure that Leatherface knows what social media means, outside the context of his family
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Original Scream movie, there is a dude watching a 30second delay camera feed inside a van like 100ft from the front door, sees the killer leave the house via the front door, looks out the window and sees the front door hanging open, and then decides to just chunder his dumb loving rear end out of the van and have a lookie-loo. Gets his throat slit immediately. Like bro, wtf did you think was going to happen edit: this dumbass. scene goes a little different than I remember it, but wow, what a goddamn moron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YAY55FTRoA&t=70s mercenarynuker fucked around with this message at 02:53 on May 20, 2023 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the thing moved like that plastic island in the Atlantic. How was he to know it could create a wave that size? Granted, the slick is a cryptid and he wouldn’t know how or if it moves out of water, but I sure as hell wouldn’t sit with my feet just mere inches from the waterline of the lake taunting it. I’d definitely get as far away from the water as I could.
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Stephen King has a short story called “The Mangler”. It’s about an ol timey commercial laundry machine, the kind of one that squeezes out clothes and dries them lightly. Well basically it gets a taste for blood and travels about the town hunting people. The story is funny at the end, nice and descriptive at the start. Apparently they made a movie of it, and then somehow two sequels. So the stupidest death is prolly in one of the mangler movies in a Prometheus like situation. Haven’t watchEd, so if anyone can provide the clip we can clean up this thread. e: lol, Robert Englund was in the first mangler movie Quotey fucked around with this message at 03:54 on May 20, 2023 |
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ALL the black characters in The Thing.. they had the worst deaths.. nothing on them exploded .. no tentacles or green puss or crab legs or anything..
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Quotey posted:Stephen King has a short story called “The Mangler”. It’s about an ol timey commercial laundry machine, the kind of one that squeezes out clothes and dries them lightly. Well basically it gets a taste for blood and travels about the town hunting people. The story is funny at the end, nice and descriptive at the start. Apparently they made a movie of it, and then somehow two sequels. I think there was one where it was a computer virus and infected a school and all the computer screens changed to YOUVE BEEN MANGLED right before it killed a kid lol e: I searched youtube high and low for a clip of this and it let me down goddammit Hairy Right Hook fucked around with this message at 04:25 on May 20, 2023 |
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Stupid deaths is why I hate horror movies.
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Valko posted:I remember Land of the Dead getting a lot of flak when it came out. The main problem I had with it was when Cholo hijacked Dead Reckoning and tried to blackmail money from Kaufman. I was thinking like "what's he gonna do with money, theres nothing for sale and you can't bribe zombies?" The only good part of the zombie movie Seoul Station was finding out the main girl's dad was really her pimp she had robbed and run away from, and he went through a loving zombie apocalypse to find her to get his money back. Pretty much everyone in loving Prometheus and Covenant were the dumbest scifi assholes ever. "Just take off your helmet and sniff and touch weird poo poo!" "Run in a straight line!" "Listen to the creepy loving android who lives in a city of the dead and has illusions of being a god when he says it's safe to look into an opening egg!"
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The Mangler movie (at least the first) was directed by Tobe Hooper. https://youtu.be/b0nCEpobZv8
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Cowslips Warren posted:Pretty much everyone in loving Prometheus and Covenant were the dumbest scifi assholes ever. "Just take off your helmet and sniff and touch weird poo poo!" "Run in a straight line!" "Listen to the creepy loving android who lives in a city of the dead and has illusions of being a god when he says it's safe to look into an opening egg!" "Hey, we found this big dead alien head. What shall we do with it?" "I dunno, zap it with a million volts or whatever?"
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BigBadSteve posted:The Mangler movie (at least the first) was directed by Tobe Hooper. Lol
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Hairy Right Hook posted:I think there was one where it was a computer virus and infected a school and all the computer screens changed to YOUVE BEEN MANGLED right before it killed a kid lol loving hell this movie looks amazing. totally unrelated to the laundry mangler. great stuff. like the mad scientist from ATHF invented it   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkI99j3FpA4&t=91s this is how i would kill people if i were a computer
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I like in The Collection (2012 - The Collector 2) when the disco-rave-thing is all mulched.
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Hairy Right Hook posted:I think there was one where it was a computer virus and infected a school and all the computer screens changed to YOUVE BEEN MANGLED right before it killed a kid lol Yeah, that's the second one. It has Lance Henrickson seriously reconsidering his life choices. The third one at least is about I think a haunted laundry machine again but it's shot in a single house that the crew rented for a week and is basically at the production level of Doom House.
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I just finished The Mangler. Gonna watch the whole trilogy today
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Got some Exorcist 3 vibes from the killer cable clip. Now I want to see the rest of it.
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The guy in the casino in Wishmaster, or maybe it's Leprechaun 2? He says ""I bet you can't fill my stomach and rear end with gold coins " and then the Leprechaun (or Wishmaster?) Says, "hold my beer" and sure enough, he shoots the guy in the the face with a gun. I mean what was the guy even thinking!
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I'd like to change the word STUPID to UNFORTUNATE and we all have another look at the poor people who died in another light maybe.
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not a horror movie but i got kicked out of a theater for laughing when bonnie blue butler died in gone with the wind a little kid took a big run at a ten foot tall fence while riding a pygmy pony "look at me daddy!" and the pony just locked up the brakes at the last second and launched the kid face first into the fence LOL
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pogue23 posted:ALL the black characters in The Thing.. they had the worst deaths.. nothing on them exploded .. no tentacles or green puss or crab legs or anything.. It's true, Nauls counts for at least five black characters in terms of Hollywood writing.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:The guy in the casino in Wishmaster, or maybe it's Leprechaun 2? He says ""I bet you can't fill my stomach and rear end with gold coins " and then the Leprechaun (or Wishmaster?) Says, "hold my beer" and sure enough, he shoots the guy in the the face with a gun. I mean what was the guy even thinking! Reminds me of Kane Hodder as a security guard asking the Djinn to leave the building and the Djinn gets pissed because he has to follow his orders as it is a wish. The Djinn turns around and grumbles to himself, “NO! I HAVE TO GET INSIDE!” Then the security guard stupidly opens his mouth and says, “Well now you’d have to go through me, and that is something I would love to see.” instead of just letting him leave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvuCGs9iYSk
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Stoatbringer posted:"Hey, we found this big dead alien head. What shall we do with it?" also good contenders: dude who makes the map gets lost in an alien building biologist who freaks at a dead body becomes enchanted by a penis vagina snake dude who sees a loving worm in his eye and decides to tell no one and go to work like normal pilot who leaves two dudes in alien building after confirming they are not alone, to go get some android sex bonus round: whatever morons went to check the ONLY DUDES medical room and got eaten by squid monster.
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dee eight posted:not a horror movie but i got kicked out of a theater for laughing when bonnie blue butler died in gone with the wind Lol
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That bit in Olympus Has Fallen where the insurrectionist tazes his own balls so hard he has a heart attack and dies.
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dee eight posted:not a horror movie but i got kicked out of a theater for laughing when bonnie blue butler died in gone with the wind Just like old gramps
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Stan in IT. What a gutless little bitchass pussy, letting his bros down like that. It’s just a loving clown-spider-godthing and you already kicked its rear end once, you fuckin’ loser.
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Sentinel Red posted:Stan in IT. The opening has him scared out of his mind. The end has it so he knows he's going to fail and take everyone down with him so he does the noble sacrifice thing. Anyway One of my favorites is the boxing scene from Jason Takes Manhattan
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My first thought is always Prometheus, my next related thought is how your character's death in Fallout 3 was so dumb they had to patch it in DLC.
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El Macho posted:Got some Exorcist 3 vibes from the killer cable clip. Now I want to see the rest of it. He doesn't die from it, but Richard Burton trying to extinguish a fire by beating it with a wooden crutch is my favourite bit of Exorcist 3.
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