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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What's that rusty shitbox been up too? drove me to two different jobs. Didn't really want to go to the second one
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May 20, 2023 02:38
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Drove into ur anuz
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May 20, 2023 02:45
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Drove into ur anuz Ah you're driving a smart car.
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May 20, 2023 02:46
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It was surprisingly smooth today. The heat has started to melt some of the duct tape holding my headlight switch in place tho, bout time to bust out the superglue for the summer.
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May 20, 2023 02:50
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Drove me to work and back using $0.24 worth of electricity.
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May 20, 2023 02:51
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Three Olives posted:Drove me to work and back using $0.24 worth of electricity. did you take the subway?
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May 20, 2023 02:55
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112.
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May 20, 2023 02:56
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did you take the subway? 
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May 20, 2023 02:57
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the gently caress is that thing?
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May 20, 2023 02:58
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the gently caress is that thing? It’s a Google Hump. 
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May 20, 2023 03:00
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Ran over my cat
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May 20, 2023 03:18
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My car didn’t do poo poo but my wife’s car got run right there gently caress over by a tractor. Not even kidding. She’s ok though.
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May 20, 2023 03:20
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I drove to the DMV earlier and then I drove to the market that is all I did in my car today
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May 20, 2023 03:21
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Took us to the Olive Garden, Crumble, and the 7/11.
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May 20, 2023 03:28
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Sat on cinder blocks in the yard like it does every day, why do you ask?
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May 20, 2023 03:48
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got ate buy a cah-yote
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May 20, 2023 03:50
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I’ve gotta take my second car to emissions and register it for this year. The tags were due in January 
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May 20, 2023 03:50
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^ Look at this rich motherfucker here with TWO cars
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May 20, 2023 03:53
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goddamn your gimmick sucks poo poo
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May 20, 2023 03:54
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dumped enough noxious emissions into the atmosphere to offset at least 10 Three Olives lifestyles
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May 20, 2023 03:55
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Tite Barnacle posted:^ Look at this rich motherfucker here with TWO cars I’m not rich, I’ve just held on to my high school car for the past 26 years.
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May 20, 2023 03:58
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Honda apparently believes I’m rich because they keep trying to get me to upgrade from a ‘22 to a ‘23 Pilot.
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May 20, 2023 04:04
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Chinatown posted:goddamn your gimmick sucks poo poo Um, there is no gimmick?
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May 20, 2023 04:09
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I drifted through a left turn, it was orange as poo poo, getting red and I just went through it, brakes grinding, change flying in the air bouncing around the cabin. My water bottle rolled off the seat and hit the passenger door, hard.
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May 20, 2023 04:26
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my car went to go get pizza and bring it home for dinner. tomorrow I might leave the house to get a slushie
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May 20, 2023 04:28
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My car took me to take groceries to my dad, and then I got it home in the garage right as a hail storm started. 
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May 20, 2023 04:35
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my car performed its function adequately while, as always, making me wish that places with good public transit didn't cost an arm and a leg to live in so that I could just not own one. i am the superior olives-based poster olives black fucked around with this message at 15:22 on May 20, 2023 |
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May 20, 2023 15:19
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i drove it around town for no reason, leaning out of the window and laughing at the environment
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May 20, 2023 15:24
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sat in a parking lot lookin like a cherry '99 manual orkin truck ranger with a camper shell
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May 20, 2023 15:27
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got a few miles closer to a quarter million, reckon
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May 20, 2023 16:08
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Absorbed a fart
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May 20, 2023 16:25
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My car figured out I was driving on the highway and told me when I had two HOURS of gas left. Smart. 
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May 20, 2023 16:31
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I don't even have a cat, man
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May 20, 2023 18:36
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Colonel Cancer posted:I don't even have a cat, man Well go down to your local junkyard society and pick one up.
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May 20, 2023 18:38
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I haven't owned or driven a car for like 15 years because I always live 20 -30mins from work using public transport, and can get large things home delivered. I can bike most places I need to. If want to travel distances within my state I can use public transport as well, and If I want to get to particularly remote cabins or such for holidays I can just hike there. I don't think I could own a car again ever, Just so loving off putting for so many reasons.
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May 20, 2023 18:47
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Did you know cars check if you're dead at night? One time I woke up and there was a trail of oil and hint of exhaust all over my bedroom.
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May 20, 2023 18:56
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Colonel Cancer posted:Did you know cars check if you're dead at night? One time I woke up and there was a trail of oil and hint of exhaust all over my bedroom. I think I read a Stephen King story about this once
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May 20, 2023 19:02
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its just sitting there like a lazy lump. i thought this thing was supposed to make me money!
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May 20, 2023 19:04
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Three Olives posted:Um, there is no gimmick? do you have more money or less money than you did 15 years ago?
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