- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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I don't even have a cat, man
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May 17, 2024 15:00
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- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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Did you know cars check if you're dead at night? One time I woke up and there was a trail of oil and hint of exhaust all over my bedroom.
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May 20, 2023 18:56
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- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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Be responsible and spay/neuter your car
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May 20, 2023 19:30
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- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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Owning a car exposes your brain to toxoplasmosis that tends to lead to significant neurological problems like becoming a car lady
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May 20, 2023 20:03
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- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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Yeah doggers are the worst, always wanting their own lane and never obeying the laws of traffic
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May 20, 2023 20:26
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May 17, 2024 15:00
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- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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My car brought me a dead rat, idk what you are complaining about
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