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pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.
So, we had one of those springtime "too cold for plants" nights the other night up here, and my wife needed somewhere to put all of her hanging flower baskets that she had just planted, so she thought she was clever and put them all into the covered bed of my Ram 1500 to preserve them from the cold. The deal was she could do this, but they had to be out of my truck the next day. She blew that off and never removed them. So today, I got called into work in a rush, and I did a Cannonball run into the office to deal with an emergency. She called me later and told me her plants were still in my truck.

I didn't even want to look at it until I got home.. when I did, we popped the cover and they were completely pulverized. Dirt and root balls and crushed flowers everywhere. All completely ruined.
It was a strange sight, seeing her want so BADLY to blame me for this and she knew those charges would never hold up in court.

That just about never happens ever. I get fuckin blamed for everything that happens around here. I'm almost proud of my truck

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pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Yeah my wife wanted to blame me for destroying her poo poo but I pulled a man trick on her by making her remember to go into my pit of body oder 1500 edition

Do you have HBO?

HORRIBLE BODY ODOR

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