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Can we realistically crown the Tank Abbottiest fighter when Tank Abbott is in the tournament? Can anyone be more Tank Abbott than Tank Abbott himself? If so, then what does that say about Tank Abbott??
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I spent almost 20 abysmal minutes watching motherfucking Johnathan Ivey "fight" Ken Shamrock in one of the worst MMA matches I've ever watched, which is pretty par for the course when it comes to anything involving Ken Shamrock. The fight had Ivey commentary over it but I had that poo poo on mute because what could he possibly be saying that would add anything interesting to the bout? All so I could see Ivey do the Dark Souls roll.
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May 23, 2023 19:50
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Tank Abbott also paved the way for the ruling against fighters holding and/or using the cage itself as a weapon after he held onto it while grating the side of Paul Varelans face into the links as he punched down on him during their match at UFC 6. Then in his next fight at UFC 7.5 while he had Steve Jennum grounded and against the fence he pressed the dude's head into the cage so hard it forced him to submit via neck crank and left a visible dent in the wall.
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May 25, 2023 19:47
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ilmucche posted:that's kind of what i was trying to get at with my post too. dada fought, he wanted to fight. tank really seemed like he was there to hurt people You gotta look at where the UFC was at that point in time and how it was marketing itself. They would push the narrative of how they pulled Tank Abbot right off street/barstool so they could lock him in the octagon. The quintessential parking lot brawler archetype. He was there for hurt people and the UFC wanted him there to hurt people.
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May 25, 2023 23:50
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I think it's extremely unfair to even entertain the idea that Barnett might be a Tank Abbott.
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May 27, 2023 22:49
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"Is Butterbean OK???"
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Jun 1, 2023 00:26
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Hunt would beat Nortje if they went 1 on 1 in Hyper Fighting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_jzW4bWdI But that's not very Tank Abbotty.
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Jun 2, 2023 19:58
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Considering a fighter a Tank Abbott because you like them isn't the praise you think it is.
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Jun 5, 2023 06:29
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Tank Abbott - the Tankiest Abbott. When you absolutely, positively got to hold a knife to the throat of every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
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Jun 10, 2023 18:45
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Eat This Glob posted:hunto is 2 good 2 b tank
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Jun 11, 2023 00:31
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You guys do a lot of talking about Tank 2.0 and who's your favorites to win or whatev. But this ain't the search for the Next Top Tank Abbott Tournament. It's the fuckin Tank Abbott Tournament. It's not some kind of goddamn honor. With that said, I voted Cabbage. Ok I couldn't even type that with a straight face. Tank for the win. AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Jun 19, 2023 |
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Jun 19, 2023 15:57
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Beeswax posted:Exactly. 
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Jun 25, 2023 06:44
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Thanks Carl. To the people who crowned Lewis Tank Abbott 2.0, I'll say again, it's not the praise you think it is. It's degrading because he's so much more.
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Jun 27, 2023 22:24
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Kenneth Allen is the Undisputed King of MMA Jobbers, and if he loses because you guys like Bob Sapps personality or something I'm going to lose my mind.
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Jun 30, 2023 16:25
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Don't get me wrong though, I understand how absolutely cosmically fitting it would be for Kenneth Allen to job in a Tournament of Jobbers. edit: page snipe img tax 
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