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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I believe Fatherdog described Tank as "Better than anyone fatter, fatter than anyone better"

Also, Jimmy Ambriz was the mysterious, masked Fighter X at the NYE Ganryu-jima and I instantly knew it was him, for no other man carries such a bulk.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
If Ivey didnt have a tattoo of noted child predator and bigot Travis Fulton, this would be a much tougher choice

That being said, gotta go with Sentoryu

e: Though, in Tank's book, he does name his self insert character's dog Adolph, so maybe racism is part and parcel of being a Tank Abbott

LobsterMobster fucked around with this message at 18:43 on May 23, 2023

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
When I wrote for Uproxx, I had written up the announcement of Dada's Barge Fights, and then one of the sports editors asked me if I wanted to go to Miami (where I knew no one) and then get on a barge that was going to international waters to cover the bouts live

Since I didn't want to be murdered, I politely declined the opportunity

Also, for Uproxx, I did a breakdown of Tank's novel, "Befor There Were Rules". I am still waiting for the 2nd and 3rd installments that are obviously never coming.

This has been my contribution to this matchup

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CarlCX posted:

My friend, you need wait no longer.





Published in 2019 and 2021 respectively, and on sale on Amazon for the low, low price of $20 per paperback copy or free with your kindle unlimited membership.

oh shiiiiii

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I love Huggy Bear, but I think by losing to him, Lungu is the Tankier of Abbotts. Also, smother choke is a very Tank way to submit someone.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
big belly bois!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Voted Tank because I dont want to bestow such a horrid curse on Hunto

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Jimmy Ambriz, King of the Moat, King of our hearts, King of the Tanks

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Jay Ellis is the king of losers, in terms of sheer quantity of defeats

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