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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I don't want to give the Huggy Bear man the vote because missing weight due to grief eating over becoming a widower introduces an element of pathos and humanity you would never find in Tank Abbott.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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'Being too dumb to know pain' is prime Tank territory. Cabbage has my vote.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Roy Nelson has punched out too many credible fighters to be a Tank. Going with Butterbean on this one.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Is Derrick Lewis an evolution of Tank or is Tank not allowed to change?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Walking through a mile of fists to deliver a punch feels very Tank.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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The way you make Mark Hunt sound the only reason this isn't the Mark Hunt tournament is because Tank came first.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Lewis. Throwing wild haymakers in boxing isn't as Tank as doing it in MMA.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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If you are more Tank than Tank you are not Tank.
If you are less Tank than Tank you are not Tank.
This entire tournament exists only to establish that Tank Abbott is Tank Abbott.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Tank Abbott wants to be Mark Lewis when he grows up.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Tank Abbott should not have been in this tournament.
You do not make a 'which one of these fruits in most like an apple' and put an apple in the goddamn tournament. That kills the point.
Voted Lewis in protest.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Beeswax posted:

Thank you for running the tournament Carl! It's been a wild ride with an unfortunate end. But Lewis is definitely the second best Tank Abbott in the world and a worthy successor to the throne.

I don't think somebody can be the 'best' tank. Only the 'most' tank.

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