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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
But does a tank not weather flurries of rapid fire by design, so that it might be in position to deal the deathblow?

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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Testekill posted:

Which is why Derrick Lewis will win in the end, he simply just stands up while being grappled on the ground so he can get back to punching.

Lewis vs Cabbage appealed to me because you can't simply cover a tank and render it pacified nor would a tank crumble from an initial volley of strikes.

Also if Original Tank Abbott becomes the Tank Abbott Tournament Champion, would he not be considered the Undisputed Tank Abbott, creating a paradox in which he is simultaneously the Tankiest Tank but also antithetical to Tankism?

Schrödinger's Tank...

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

CommonShore posted:

The write-up convinced me to vote for goodness

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Tanks may win, even succeed for brief flashes, but defend a title? Tank has reigned alone since the dawn of Tankian Era. His dethroning is a mercy, so that he may rediscover his cantankerous roots.

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