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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Accepting Jesus into my heart at 8 years old, as a total reactionary method to the rest of bible camp finding out I wasn't baptized, is paying off in loving spades

Now, where da orgy at? Its about time to get my gently caress on

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Heaven rules because you get to go there and be validated when u realize like 0% of Republican Christians made it in due to being cartoonishly evil.

:haibrow: although if i'm in Heaven, there are obviously some sort of technicalities involved. Tbh I don't even care about getting in, standing at the gates and laughing at the people outside who tried to argue that the Eye of a Needle was actually a loving gate would be reward enough.

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