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Accepting Jesus into my heart at 8 years old, as a total reactionary method to the rest of bible camp finding out I wasn't baptized, is paying off in loving spades Now, where da orgy at? Its about time to get my gently caress on
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# ¿ May 22, 2023 18:37 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 02:00 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Heaven rules because you get to go there and be validated when u realize like 0% of Republican Christians made it in due to being cartoonishly evil. although if i'm in Heaven, there are obviously some sort of technicalities involved. Tbh I don't even care about getting in, standing at the gates and laughing at the people outside who tried to argue that the Eye of a Needle was actually a loving gate would be reward enough.
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# ¿ May 22, 2023 18:52 |