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CameronisGod
Dec 19, 2022

by Pragmatica
Tipping in America has gotten out of hand.

How should we resolve this issue?

Boycott all restaurants and service establishments that request a tip? Or boycott tipping completely?

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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
:gas:

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Cut off one of the CEOs fingers for every week they don't abolish tipping after a prescribed date

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
*lays out :five: on the table*

Every time you gently caress up op, I’m taking one of these away.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

give the servers some of the food you didnt eat

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Give life tips instead of monetary tips. :tipshat:

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I tip badly

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Force every job to provide a living wage then get rid of tipping.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Force every job to provide a living wage then get rid of tipping.

this is it.

ban thread gas op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
gently caress off methanar

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Don't forget to tip your moderators when they probe your posting nemesises

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Colonel Cancer posted:

gently caress off methanar

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Smugworth posted:

Don't forget to tip your moderators when they probe your posting nemesises

I put $5 on the table at the start of the thread and take away $1 every time my posting enemies post without getting probed.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smugworth posted:

Don't forget to tip your moderators when they probe your posting nemesises

I only tip haters. If I'm at a restaurant and the server is nice and responsive I don't give him a tip, if the server is rude and unresponsive then I leave a large tip, usually 40%. This is because I detest virtue signaling and wokeness.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

CameronisGod is like a dollar-store version of Pencilhands

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Colonel Cancer posted:

gently caress off methanar

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I only tip haters. If I'm at a restaurant and the server is nice and responsive I don't give him a tip, if the server is rude and unresponsive then I leave a large tip, usually 40%. This is because I detest virtue signaling and wokeness.

Same when I'm at Dick's Last Resort

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Corporate America has bullied the entire nation into subsidising their employees by getting other people to yell "If you don't tip then you're awful because you're taking money out of their mouths" or whatever the gently caress, and no one is wiling to challenge the status quo

e. Put five 5s on the table at the start of the meal, then add and remove bills at random points throughout the meal regardless of what's happening. Switch it up with other bills/coins/coupons/a check/sauce packets, etc.

Then leave 20% at the end anyway.

Tijuana-A-Go-Go fucked around with this message at 19:03 on May 22, 2023

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Lets tip fixing!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

Same when I'm at Dick's Last Resort

cut my dick into pieces

I'm at Dick's Last Resort

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

Corporate America has bullied the entire nation into subsidising their employees by getting other people to yell "If you don't tip then you're awful because you're taking money out of their mouths" or whatever the gently caress, and no one is wiling to challenge the status quo

This is starting to make a lot of sense to me

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




force every job to rely on tipping, nobody should earn a living wage from salary alone

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Dick’s Last Resort is what I call OP’s mom

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Konar posted:

Cut off one of the CEOs fingers for every week they don't abolish tipping after a prescribed date

sounds good 2 me

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Replace the wait staff with robots or that Dahir Insaat conveyor system.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Restaurant where they give you the recipe and you have to go back to the kitchen to cook it yourself

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Buffets?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Just give just the tip OP. The server did all the work, the owner didn't do poo poo. So only pay the server. Hope that helps.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Obviously we need to pool all the tips together then issue them equally out and a larger percentage given to the manager/owner because they're the hardest worker of the bunch.

The system works.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bad Purchase posted:

force every job to rely on tipping, nobody should earn a living wage from salary alone

:hmmyes:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

kntfkr posted:

cut my dick into pieces

I'm at Dick's Last Resort

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Force every job to provide a living wage then get rid of tipping.

It’s this, OP, and people who refuse simple solutions have ulterior motives.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Smugworth posted:

CameronisGod is like a dollar-store version of Pencilhands

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I went to see indie pro wrestling at the local fair last Friday, which included some only mildly exploitative dwarf wrestling. At the end of it, they all came out with a bucket for cash, sat on the ring apron, and took pictures with people from the crowd for tips.

So what I'm saying is the way to handle this situation is have those guys powerbomb you off the top turnbuckle, OP

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
:gas:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Smugworth posted:

Restaurant where they give you the recipe and you have to go back to the kitchen to cook it yourself

Isn't this basically HelloFresh

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

our hats cant take much more of this

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Force every job to provide a living wage then get rid of tipping.

I don't know that it makes sense to pay waiters $50 an hour.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Three Olives posted:

I don't know

We know

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

It's ok to leave a pretty good sized USB drive that's at least 90% full. Chances are they haven't seen any of the very good anime I copied to it.

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