I've stumbled onto a small fortune (75 dollars)

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Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
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Goons it's finally happened. I'm a 75 dollionaire. What should I spend this money on? I want to get me a gift. If you had 75 dollars (a rare treat!!) and you couldn't use the money for responsibilities what would you do? I already have resident evil 4.

# ? May 22, 2023 22:08

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:52

dweltstorm

I would buy 25 cans of pacific punch monster

# ? May 22, 2023 22:16

cruft

I would put it in an empty pickle jar and bury it in the back yard.

# ? May 22, 2023 22:32

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

a friend

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# ? May 22, 2023 22:33

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

your friend sk posted:

a friend

https://www.ebay.com/itm/185905419091

Shipping

# ? May 22, 2023 22:38

dweltstorm

cruft posted:

I would put it in an empty pickle jar and bury it in the back yard.

# ? May 22, 2023 22:42

Ass-penny

I would like 75 dollars worth of heroin please

# ? May 22, 2023 23:01

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

you could get, like, so many tiny magnets

thanks Manifisto!

# ? May 23, 2023 00:24

Escape From Noise

An extra fancy gin and tonic.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 23, 2023 02:02

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tears of teh kingdom

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# ? May 23, 2023 02:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

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# ? May 23, 2023 02:24

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

>Upgrade Sword

Upgrade ye flask imho

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 23, 2023 02:25

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

rear end-penny posted:

I would like 75 dollars worth of heroin please

the money is located on visa gift cards

# ? May 23, 2023 02:37

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Alright, Byobbers. So far against my budget of 75 dollars I'm at around 50.

dweltstorm posted:

I would buy 25 cans of pacific punch monster

I will not willingly support the west coast, it calls to me and may one day turn me into a beach boy.

cruft posted:

I would put it in an empty pickle jar and bury it in the back yard.

I don't have a backyard due to renting

Escape From Noise posted:

An extra fancy gin and tonic.

gin and tonics rule i feel like a fancy old lady and it tastes like a air freshener

# ? May 23, 2023 03:26

Escape From Noise

A nice gin is a tasty treat IMHO, and you can stretch it out for a bit.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 23, 2023 03:29

Dumb Sex-Parrot

I'd go to the 1$ store and get 75 different things.

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? May 23, 2023 07:14

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Or the $75 dollar store and get one thing

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? May 23, 2023 08:48

Escape From Noise

Escape From Noise posted:

A nice gin is a tasty treat IMHO, and you can stretch it out for a bit.

If you go to a nice enough liquor store maybe you can get something with like a fancy glass or something!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 23, 2023 12:56

Finger Prince

Order in some thoroughly mediocre food through Uber Eats that in no way should have cost $75, and yet here you are, marveling at how this lukewarm plastic tub of trash cost almost week's worth of groceries, with barely enough leftovers for lunch tomorrow.
That's what I'd do, anyway.

# ? May 23, 2023 23:58

nut

prob skittles

# ? May 24, 2023 00:34

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

what did you buy so far op

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? May 24, 2023 00:36

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I'd go to the 1$ store and get 75 different things.

unfortunately the dollar store has gone woke and most things cost more than a dollar now

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# ? May 24, 2023 00:55

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

a limited edition reissue vinyl copy of dc industrial band chemlab�s debut album burn out at the hydrogen bar

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? May 24, 2023 00:57

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

and then send it to me

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? May 24, 2023 00:57

Ass-penny

watho posted:

a limited edition reissue vinyl copy of dc industrial band chemlab’s debut album burn out at the hydrogen bar

watho posted:

and then send it to me

# ? May 24, 2023 02:23

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

Ominous Jazz posted:

I don't have a backyard due to renting

I am almost certain you live near some dirt and it belongs to us all. Dig a hole.

thanks 2 balls dildo

# ? May 24, 2023 03:08

Machai

USD, CAD, or AUD?

# ? May 24, 2023 03:16

Machai

Escape From Noise posted:

Upgrade ye flask imho

Just don't get hit

*fat rolls away*

# ? May 24, 2023 03:18

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

your friend sk posted:

what did you buy so far op

I will update the thread am side

# ? May 24, 2023 04:42

Dumb Sex-Parrot

watho posted:

unfortunately the dollar store has gone woke and most things cost more than a dollar now

is there nothing left sacred in this world???

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? May 24, 2023 07:36

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

is there nothing left sacred in this world???

it's hosed up now it's FIVE BELOW?? bullshit.

i would like to thank everyone for sharing their advice. 75 dollars comes into peoples lives when they need it most and this has truly been a blessing. i hope for each and every one of you to have 75 dollars soon.

Here is the list

socks. This wasn't a goon recommendation but a necessity. Some good, slutty, ankle high socks were much needed because mine have holes. It's weird when you're a kid and you think socks suck so much as a gift but as an adult they're one of the kindest gifts you can receive. legos are better though. these got famous paintings on them and are ~22 for 12. the miss frizzle energy off these socks fills me with joy.

big water bottle

I'm thirsty and this one can go in the dishwasher. it's 40oz, which is large, and it's also ~22 bucks.

mailorder bees posted:

you could get, like, so many tiny magnets

this made me realize i don't have fridge magnets and am living half a life.

eagle eyed readers may have noticed i'm at ~45/75 dollars

Ominous Jazz fucked around with this message at 16:11 on May 24, 2023

# ? May 24, 2023 16:08

alnilam

Ominous Jazz posted:

big water bottle

I'm thirsty and this one can go in the dishwasher. it's 40oz, which is large, and it's also ~22 bucks.

Wow zero condensation?? it's truly amazing the wonders you can find, when you have 75 dollars

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 24, 2023 16:17

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

alnilam posted:

Wow zero condensation?? it's truly amazing the wonders you can find, when you have 75 dollars

loving ZERO CONDENSATION i can't wait for my drinks to say cold while i'm touching robots and poo poo

# ? May 24, 2023 16:19

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Ominous Jazz posted:

it's hosed up now it's FIVE BELOW?? bullshit.

i would like to thank everyone for sharing their advice. 75 dollars comes into peoples lives when they need it most and this has truly been a blessing. i hope for each and every one of you to have 75 dollars soon.

Here is the list

socks. This wasn't a goon recommendation but a necessity. Some good, slutty, ankle high socks were much needed because mine have holes. It's weird when you're a kid and you think socks suck so much as a gift but as an adult they're one of the kindest gifts you can receive. legos are better though. these got famous paintings on them and are ~22 for 12. the miss frizzle energy off these socks fills me with joy.

big water bottle

I'm thirsty and this one can go in the dishwasher. it's 40oz, which is large, and it's also ~22 bucks.

this made me realize i don't have fridge magnets and am living half a life.

eagle eyed readers may have noticed i'm at ~45/75 dollars