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youre dick
Jan 29, 2019
yeah maybe i'm just a joke not getter but all the ads for the show and little clips they play, they don't seem funny or meaningful. are any of the apple tv shows any good or are they all the kind of shows that midwits have deep conversation about

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Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008
How hot is the secretary?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Faint praise, op

"Didn't throw up! Just a touch of the squirts! 5 stars!"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
None of the apple shows are good.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


kntfkr posted:

you know the guy who plays Ted Lasso? Ted Lasso's not even his real name. it';s all bullshit

yo spoiler tag that poo poo wtf

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
are there naked feet on the show

if yes, how pretty are they

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
flip flops do not count

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


kntfkr posted:

None of the apple shows are good.

ok prehistoric planet fucks though. dinosaurs bitch, look it up.

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

kntfkr posted:

None of the apple shows are good.

Severance was awesome. But since it's a mystery box show it's guaranteed to get much worse now that its first season is over.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

olives black posted:

are there naked feet on the show

if yes, how pretty are they

https://youtu.be/cFDMGBFmli8

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if u pay for cable i am inches from your face, laughing at you, my spittle landing on your nose and cheeks.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

kntfkr posted:

I like Yellowjackets. It has Christina Ricci in it.

I think she's my number one crush. Can we change this thread to just talk about her?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Season one felt like a bet you couldn’t make a wholesome comedy (today), materialized. I enjoyed it as a simple family friendly thing.

Been downhill since, and this season is nearly unwatchable

Flowers for QAnon fucked around with this message at 21:10 on May 23, 2023

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


MrQwerty posted:

Jason Sudeikis can do a lot better than this poo poo

or maybe he can't

Tbqh he kinda sucks and has always sucked

Show is for boomer leaded mushbrains

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Severance is awesome. Buuuut it probably should have just been a miniseries because it feels like just one more episode would have told a complete story. Still highly recommended. It starts out okay. The final three episodes are some of the best TV I’ve ever watched.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Maybe it's cuz it didn't have Christina Ricci in it but I wasn't super fond of Severance. It was OK. Reminded me of a lot of other stuff I'd rather watch & felt derivative of Michel Gondry / Charlie Kaufman type stuff.

CameronisGod
Dec 19, 2022

by Pragmatica
The other thing is the show acts like British people are super rude and Americans are super nice but the reality and cliche is the exact opposite.

British people are superficially super nice and nonconfrontational and Americans are super confrontational and passive aggresive.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

CameronisGod posted:

The other thing is the show acts like British people are super rude and Americans are super nice but the reality and cliche is the exact opposite.

British people are superficially super nice and nonconfrontational and Americans are super confrontational and passive aggresive.

God, you suck at trying to be divisive, you know that right?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Wendigee posted:

Lol but also the show is wholesome and I like having a show where everyone is nice to each other 😁
Dumb. gently caress YOU!

CameronisGod
Dec 19, 2022

by Pragmatica

Brother Tadger posted:

God, you suck at trying to be divisive, you know that right?

Wait you want me to be divisive?

Ok. Long live President Trump! 2020 was fraudddd

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Yellowjackets kinda blows too but I pretend to like it for my wife

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

The Big Door Prize is a smidge better than Lasso, as the episodes are mercifully only half an hour and the occasional joke sneaks in. Schmigadoon! is unwatchable but thankfully the household agreed on that after two episodes. Like Keegan-Michael Key was trying to outdo Jordan Peele’s Twilight Zone in wasting the time of an audience.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cool Hand Luke is a far better show

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Like Keegan-Michael Key was trying to outdo Jordan Peele’s Twilight Zone in wasting the time of an audience.

Goddamn that sucked so much rear end, I don't think I watched past the first episode

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Wow, ground breaking, popular thing bad

Any other shocking developments you need to fill us in on? Maybe popular movie bad? Popular band?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

rotinaj posted:

Wow, ground breaking, popular thing bad

Any other shocking developments you need to fill us in on? Maybe popular movie bad? Popular band?

Popular sport team bad

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Popular sport team bad

Whoa, you madman

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


what in christs name is a 'television'?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

has anyone said "ted sportsball" yet

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



GolfHole posted:

has anyone said "ted sportsball" yet

sportsball lasso

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Sports B'lasso

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

MrQwerty posted:

Jason Sudeikis can do a lot better than this poo poo

or maybe he can't

Justin Credible posted:

Tbqh he kinda sucks and has always sucked

He was funny as Holt on Cleveland Show :shrug:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sport ball lasso

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Popular sport
Popular city

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
My favourite episode was the one where he got depressed IRL about his divorce with Olivia Wilde and ruined an entire season of his show.

Ultra
Dec 30, 2004

Oh no.
BELIEVE!

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Pretty awesome to confirm that Ted Lasso is in fact a good show because OP claims it isn't.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
#tedlassospoilers is trending on twitter please do NOT spoil this very important dramatic show for me

love pam & jim

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

Yellowjackets kinda blows too but I pretend to like it for my wife

My wife no longer pretends to like it.

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