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harveys zoo zoos posted:haha ok who did you piss off or do you gently caress geese it was this post OP kntfkr posted:One time me and my wife were driving home from work which was a straight shot down the Delaware River and the banks are hellishly infested by illegal immigrant geese who fly down from Canada and they don't respect cars or god-fearing ducks or car horns. Well there's this PA car stopped right after a light at the bottom of a small hill, totally stopped to wait for these geese that are still like 10+ ft away from the road to waddle on up and slowly cross the street. So I crossed the double yellow, sped up and passed that idiot while honking and giving him the finger out the window.
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I probably use discord more than anything else these days, it's kinda like a chatroom intended for gamers. But it's free and you don't have to play games, my friends are all in a server together and we just hangout and chat in real time. Pretty much every online community has a discord server these days you can join, even SA. Literally any niche interest you can think of you can almost certainly find a discord server dedicated to it.
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If you don't want to buy an avatar you can always shank someone and take theirs
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i had enough drugs in prison i don't want to do anymore, not even weed Probably a good idea. Really though, check out Coursera and MIT opencourseware. So much to learn. Most of the internet is junk but the academic stuff is great. The MIT stuff is pretty sophisticated. I think Harvard has a lot of free classes online too.
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ah i'm sorry i probably shouldnt talk about inmates who cut out their own testicles i;m still learning the rules here sorry
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i don't really care about porn either Did you lose your virginity before prison? Because wait until you hear about dating today. the internet ruined it too
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Podcasts are good too if you want to listen to people talk about random stuff
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Also go get a library card, wherever you are should have e-resources you can access for free with it
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yes i had a girlfriend when i went inside, she stayed true to me for about 2 years then i told her to find someone else i would have married her if things were different
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harveys zoo zoos posted:ah i'm sorry i probably shouldnt talk about inmates who cut out their own testicles Our unofficial mascot is a man pulling open his own butthole. This isnt exactly a dignified place.
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you should check out this site its pretty cool: https://zombo.com/
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Podcasts are good too if you want to listen to people talk about random stuff my cousin mentioned this and is giving me a list of stuff plaintiff posted:Also go get a library card, wherever you are should have e-resources you can access for free with it this is good advice that i will definitely do
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OP you can find cheap computers on Craigslist and you only need an email address to use it. No username, sign up, etc. Just meet in a secure place. Another option is a Raspberry Pi, they are really cheap and function as a basic PC. You can do a bunch of poo poo with it too. And like if this is serious and mods/admins can confirm, I'll send you my old laptop I'm not using anymore. Learning how to use the internet is probably the most important skill you need to learn out of prison so I got no problem helping out.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:Our unofficial mascot is a man pulling open his own butthole. This isnt exactly a dignified place. kirk is a man of culture do not slander the butt goat
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:Our unofficial mascot is a man pulling open his own butthole. This isnt exactly a dignified place. i'm curious but i have seen much much worse. prison isn't a dignified place is this site just a cyber prison for weirdos
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i'm curious but i have seen much much worse. prison isn't a dignified place yep
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bagmonkey posted:OP you can find cheap computers on Craigslist and you only need an email address to use it. No username, sign up, etc. Just meet in a secure place. Another option is a Raspberry Pi, they are really cheap and function as a basic PC. You can do a bunch of poo poo with it too. hey this is very generous of you and i am actually quite surprised by the offer but my cousin is hooking up me soon with something better but seriously this is really cool and i didn't expect it, thank you
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i'm curious but i have seen much much worse. prison isn't a dignified place No, some of us are really well adjusted, completely normal productive members of society.
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haha oh wow i have an avatar now i dont get it but thank you whoever did it it is better than the old one thats for sure
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harveys zoo zoos posted:is this site just a cyber prison for weirdos exactly
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harveys zoo zoos posted:haha oh wow i have an avatar now https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Prison_Mike#:~:text=Prison%20Mike%20is%20Michael%27s,fanciful%2C%20picture%20of%20prison%20life. Hopefully you find this amusing, or at least not offensive. In my head it was funny. Also you should watch the office. https://youtu.be/a7RoP1LKMeM
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Chinatown posted:exactly so what are you in for hahaha
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harveys zoo zoos posted:hey this is very generous of you and i am actually quite surprised by the offer but my cousin is hooking up me soon with something better Definitely check out Craigslist though, you can buy and sell all sorts of poo poo on that site and there's no fees, just gotta make sure you meet somewhere safe and watch your back. I've spent a bunch of time flipping bicycles on there, buying old rusted piles, shining them up, new tubes and tires, sell for more. You could probably do the same with like busted lawnmowers or somethin
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Prison_Mike#:~:text=Prison%20Mike%20is%20Michael%27s,fanciful%2C%20picture%20of%20prison%20life. hahah this is great thank you i never ate my own hair though
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i'm curious but i have seen much much worse. prison isn't a dignified place also yeah, kind of. Most of us are too self aware to post somewhere like Reddit or in Facebook comments or Tumblr or whatever hell hole you wanna pick. We just want to post about pig balls and our cats and our hostas and poo poo
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harveys zoo zoos posted:hahah this is great thank you did you eat anyone else's hair
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what kind of computer do you have this is important for game suggestions
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Harvey what's your opinion on forgiveness Like do you think you did something unforgivable? The finality of death and murder is pretty heavy and I can imagine there are probably people who'd refuse to forgive you, or even forgive yourself. Or do you think you were still overall in the right for what you did and are allowed to be happy going forward? If you know what I mean. It's hard to explain but I'm sure you've thought about this kind of thing.
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:did you eat anyone else's hair no but we had a lifer who had a bad case of pica and he would eat about anything including hair
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im happy to hear you made it through op, welcome 
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MrQwerty posted:what kind of computer do you have this is important for game suggestions i don;t know it has windows and it's 15 years old but my cousin said he is going to build one for me he is spending like 2k on it so i hope it will be good
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What it like "hanging out" in prison? Is there any social life or recreation? You guys ever play video games in there? By the way, the world kinda sucks at the moment. It's probably better than prison but everything is really expensive!
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i don;t know it has windows and it's 15 years old but my cousin said he is going to build one for me if he's spending $2k on it its gonna be tits, it's gonna blow you away like when you saw a Pixar movie when it starts a game and it's gonna run everything
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Fighting Elegy posted:What it like "hanging out" in prison? Is there any social life or recreation? You guys ever play video games in there? My brother (who is a monster) says they play DND in prison where he is (FL) a lot. They don't have video games where he is at least. Hopefully he doesn't get out again.
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new posters have to post thier balls harry im sorry to be the one to tell uou
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harveys zoo zoos posted:
I’m told there are freaks here as well.
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i don;t know it has windows and it's 15 years old but my cousin said he is going to build one for me thats gonna be a pretty dope PC dude there are some perfectly good free to play games out there, good time to have a really nice PC but no money lol
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for historical things about this forum you might browse the SAclopedia https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:My brother (who is a monster) says they play DND in prison where he is (FL) a lot. They don't have video games where he is at least. Ok so your party of (sigh) EIGHT rogues has encountered an owlbear.
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