i'm an over 50 ex-con new to the internet. teach me your ways

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

lol @ the gibbis

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 05:00

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 00:41

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

cum calamity posted:

fakeposting to "raise awareness that prison is bad" lmao

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 08:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

im permabanned poster harveystomper58. i first started reading gbs when i was about 40. by 50 i got really obsessed with the concept of "prison" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like ""cum town sounds like the prison shower" and "curated by goons encylopedia of modern internet life. I think I might organize the links and such by category in a self-hosted wiki for him." in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of GBS humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" GBS to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being a pathological liar. peace.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 11:51

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

isaboo posted:

lol, never change, goons. Like I said y'all don't disappoint, for better or for worse.

I wrote a bunch of stuff addressing various points made but realized it would just end with accusations of doubling down (and still will anyway). I get it, I've been here a long time.

Anyway, my friend "Harvey" is real, Miss Priss' adoption was real, the job is real, Cousin Todd is real (though that's not his name), and the stories about life inside are real (with a few embellishments and changes). The victim, the abuse, and the outcome are accurate but a couple of details were changed.

And ya know what, the advice and recommendations given were real, so thanks. The anime talk was wasted breath, but still appreciated.

Ain't this what it's all about, anyway?

Y'all can close the thread, gas it, nuke it from orbit, continue to dogpile, whatever. Harvey says he'll stick around so it's all good.

lol bullshit

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 16:35