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Konar posted:i look forward to the day when we can get one of these threads where the goon isn't a violent murdering type, maybe some white collar inside trading type stuff would be palatable Killing someone for molesting your sister should just be a verbal warning, maybe some community service. Calling someone a violent murderer for doing it, that should earn you some time.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 18:35 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:28 |
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Konar posted:I'm mixing this guy with the other lovely thread and "violent murdery type" I think fits the bill for someone who took upon themselves to do a breaking bad dramatic rear end display like forcing someone to hang themsevles lol The idea was almost certainly for it to look like suicide, not for dramatic effect. You understand that right?
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 18:44 |
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It's worth noting OP that people online are jerks 90% of the time, and they don't have anything better to do than to try and hurt your feelings so they can finally feel better than someone else. It's not entirely dissimilar to real life but much harder to punch them in the face when they clearly deserve it, so they just keep it up forever or until they finally get the courage to kill themselves.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 18:49 |
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I asked chatGPT to summarize internet culture by year. It did okay I guess.a robot posted:I see, you're interested in the cultural side of the internet. Here's a more culture-focused look at the internet over the past 30 years:
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:05 |
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The robot says these things started here, at least in part.a robot posted:Something Awful has been a breeding ground for internet culture and memes. Here are a few examples that originated from the Something Awful Forums:
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:15 |
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chatGPT is an "AI" chat bot that you are going to hear about a lot. I think there is a thread about it here, and a thread about AI art generators that generate images based on text you provide.quote:Overall, ChatGPT is a sophisticated language model that aims to simulate human-like conversation and provide useful and informative responses to a wide range of queries and prompts. https://chat.openai.com/ People generally either really like or really hate AI stuff right now.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:20 |
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Here are the AI threads I mentioned https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4000251 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4029140
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:22 |
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We also have 3D printers now, so that's pretty . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksPJf0ykfH4
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:35 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i don't really know what anime is but i just did a google for it and it doesnt look like my kind of thing haha Oh, so you'll probably be looking for dragon ball super if you want to watch anime 😎 I kid but it's probably the most popular anime in black communities.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:37 |
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I probably use discord more than anything else these days, it's kinda like a chatroom intended for gamers. But it's free and you don't have to play games, my friends are all in a server together and we just hangout and chat in real time. Pretty much every online community has a discord server these days you can join, even SA. Literally any niche interest you can think of you can almost certainly find a discord server dedicated to it.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:55 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:haha oh wow i have an avatar now https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Prison_Mike#:~:text=Prison%20Mike%20is%20Michael%27s,fanciful%2C%20picture%20of%20prison%20life. Hopefully you find this amusing, or at least not offensive. In my head it was funny. Also you should watch the office. https://youtu.be/a7RoP1LKMeM
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 20:10 |
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Fighting Elegy posted:What it like "hanging out" in prison? Is there any social life or recreation? You guys ever play video games in there? My brother (who is a monster) says they play DND in prison where he is (FL) a lot. They don't have video games where he is at least. Hopefully he doesn't get out again.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 20:25 |
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I asked chatGPT what I should know about if I've been in prison for 30 yearsrobot posted:Welcome back to society! You have missed a lot of technological, social, and global developments over the past 30 years. Here are some major changes that might be useful for you:
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 04:26 |
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I imagine not getting into pointless arguments is a skill one hones to a metaphorical sharp edge in prison, so as to avoid very not metaphorical sharp edges.
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 12:01 |
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Don't uh... Don't show him TCC
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 16:11 |
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Don't listen to the haters, they are just going to hate because they live sad depressed lives. This is the best active thread on the forums right now imho.
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 17:40 |
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It would probably help if you used actual words instead of jargon you made up.quote:Op ru tryna cop an xjunk or nogamestation any time soon? Cousin Todd fucked around with this message at 22:14 on May 24, 2023 |
# ¿ May 24, 2023 22:11 |
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I SHOWED YOU MY PLUMBUS PLEASE RESPOND
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 22:27 |
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I bought the avatar and said so a few pages back fwiw
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 02:57 |
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If we could not intentionally misinform OP with lies because we are miserable bastards that would just be super.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 03:25 |
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Also Good Eats was a popular long running cooking edutainment show, it's very informative and amusing. Definitely worth a binge.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 11:11 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:wow so that is something you all do here. that's very cool. i will look those up here We do a lot of weird poo poo. We make a horrible Christmas album every yearish, for example. https://saxmas.bandcamp.com/ There have also been goon meets where people gather for one reason or another. I've been to a couple at a nerd convention in Atlanta called dragoncon (not related to SA, just a bunch of us go there) I think there are some goon meet horror stories about sex in the woods or something? I'm not aware of the full story. I think this emote is supposed to be about that story? Someone will correct me surely.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 16:22 |
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Arsonists are like pedophiles but they want to gently caress fire instead of kids, and they will find a way to set poo poo on fire compulsively in my experience.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 17:15 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:hey i wanted to ask ya;ll about an internet thing, instant messengers and chat rooms. we had some people come through that were in for computer crimes and some of them would talk about how they were caught by instant messenger or in a chat room. Discord is probably most popular. People also use slack. Probably some others but like I said earlier most groups and companies online have to a discord server, including something awful The robot says I'm wrong about discord being most popular? The most popular instant messaging apps as of January 2023, based on the number of monthly active users (in millions), are: 1. WhatsApp: 2,000 million 2. Weixin / WeChat: 1,309 million 3. Facebook Messenger: 931 million 4. Telegram: 700 million 5. Snapchat: 635 million 6. QQ: 574 million【7†source】.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 17:28 |
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I mean, I assume there is still a SA discord. I haven't been on it in years
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 17:40 |
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On the subject of texting, you will probably find that people don't answer their phones anymore. House phones are almost exclusively used by the elderly, everyone else has a cell phone on them 24/7 but will be personally offended if you try and call them instead of texting unless it's an emergency or something. It's worth at least having the conversation with any friends you make about their preferences. I haven't answered a phone call personally in like a decade.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 17:58 |
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I bet somewhere people are betting actual money on professional wrestling despite being completely scripted.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 21:39 |
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Like mechanically? Are you asking how jerking off works? Edit: yeah I read that wrong. That's on me.
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 23:56 |
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IANAL ((I am not a lawyer), but I also anal) but I would advise against making any confessions of your personal participation, however removed, in any violent crimes for which you haven't already been charged for the foreseeable future.
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# ¿ May 26, 2023 21:40 |
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Jeez, over 200k views on Twitter already. How many active users does SA even have, like 8?
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 03:31 |
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"UFOs are real" is just objectively a dumb statement. Of course they are real, that just means there was something in the air they couldn't identify. No even remotely reputable source anywhere actually thinks aliens are involved, which is the implication.
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 07:05 |
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I legitimately can't tell if that's brain damage or trolling, but
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 07:21 |
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I don't know if OP anticipated millions of people were going to read his thread. Hopefully we haven't scared him off. You still with us Harvey?
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 16:20 |
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Here's something you may have missed. Anytime governments etc ask the public for names for things, it's become a thing for people to name them x McXface where x is the thing the object does or what it is. Govt: Help us name our new street sweeper! Everyone: Sweepy Mcsweepface (This one just happened) I've also seen boaty mcboatface, etc. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/22/world/europe/boaty-mcboatface-what-you-get-when-you-let-the-internet-decide.html
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 16:35 |
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Nobody tell him about firefly
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 17:13 |
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The internet fuckin loves cats.
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 18:25 |
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Well, they are people so some of them are terrible because some people are terrible, but negativity towards them because of who they are is the mark of being terrible yourself.
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 19:34 |
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I just assumed most of us were on our phone by now, where the phone capitalizes whatever it deems appropriate.
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 21:30 |
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Snopes is your friend. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bonsai-kittens/
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# ¿ May 28, 2023 01:06 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:28 |
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Wait, people are still using IRC? He said he's getting a cat
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