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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > i'm an over 50 ex-con new to the internet. teach me your ways
 
Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

harveys zoo zoos posted:

i love food, but i'm just now discovering what it can really be like.

Want to have your mind loving blown? Go to https://www.yelp.com/ and search up "Teppanyaki"

You might have a Benihana (popular teppanyaki chain) near you, or better yet a non-chain location.

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Alternatively - gently caress the Malazan books, read Brandon Sanderson.

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Hey Harv!

Look up John Wick. You'll have a good time.

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Harvey read homestuck

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
i busted my rodd on some zoo zoos

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Cousin Todd
Bust Rodd

I'm just asking questions

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