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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Presto posted:

Goon stories: What about that guy who was going to walk across the US, only he made no preparations and thus made it like a mile?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480

IIRC highlights included using a cheap cart for a cross country walking trip, routing through the Arizona desert in summer, traveling via the interstate system on foot and camping out a few hundred feet from the road every night, and planning his trip around the online ramblings of some dude named "Hobo Nick".

It's a fun classic SA read and I highly recommend reading through it but if you want to just skip to the ending he started in a park in San Francisco and didn't even make it out of the park before having a breakdown and begging some poor strangers for help.

A GIANT PARSNIP fucked around with this message at 04:10 on May 30, 2023

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


was the cat real

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


get the cat an account

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