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let's see this is either insane rereg guy trying a new schtick or an earnest new poster in 2023
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 17:28 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:36 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:yes i can well uh
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 18:10 |
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Jillian poo poo posted:Probably too late now, but you can use the internet to find the best quality rope for your murdering needs. Click here to find out more! https://www.gadgetreview.com/best-rope the gently caress is wrong with you?
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 18:16 |
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Konar posted:Phone games are all bad, they were good for like 3 years but now they are universally trash. they were always bad but were novel for the first few years
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:04 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:what is this robot that is making these lists that sounds cool the ai from the terminator is real, except it hasn't reached the stage of self-awareness and killing all humans yet
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 19:17 |
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elmer chud posted:No one actually thinks the OP is true right? who gives a poo poo
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 17:40 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:am i posting too much and should i stop
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 17:41 |
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M_Gargantua posted:I think normally that would be a permanent ban. Odd situation where its on the back end instead though. Kinda like watching a 100,000 hour probation expire. according to this poster, joke probations are illegal. case closed.
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 20:30 |
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suits were baggy in the early 00s as well
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 21:03 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i liked pro wrestling but that was in the late 80s. what's it like today? exactly the same except the wrestlers are generally athletes and not roided up fat dudes so the wrestling quality is considerably higher
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 21:49 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Yeah, what uh…would happen with the foo foo (in a men’s prison) You serious? I believe they shove it in their rear end in a top hat, op
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# ¿ May 26, 2023 00:26 |
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Mantis42 posted:Oh right, of course, because of the part where they're in prison. durrrr
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 22:50 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:You know, part of having a good B S. Detector is not ringing up every single thing as bs. It's called a false positive. hmmm....
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 14:37 |
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I like to get popcorn and a blue raspberry Icee
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 15:53 |
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Apologies if you covered this, but what security level were you incarcerated in? In my state there are I believe 5 levels of custody, with 5 being the most severe. Where does first degree murder fall on the scale?
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 16:27 |
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i wanted to ask y'all the prequels are george lucas sticking his head so deep in his rear end he can eat twice. episode 3 is okay disney bought the entire franchise in 2012 and anything released since then is soulless corporate cash grab garbage none of it is good
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 15:39 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol getting really heated making tv and movie suggestions for a guy who was in jail for decades. classic gbs lolling at all the dorks tripping over themselves to tell op about their favorite children's media
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 17:39 |
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Dark Off posted:Its simple really. Internet connects ppl together in good and bad, that also means that the scammer and the scammed connect way easier now they can also form groups as well. If you know MLM pyramid schemes its the same thing you get couple guys that get rich by the scam to market it and rest of the suckers will just flood in. scams existed before op went to prison
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 21:48 |
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XYZAB posted:Hey Harvey, if you get a phone call from someone claiming to be your grandson/granddaughter and they claim they've been kidnapped and the only way you're ever going to see them again is to send $5000 in iTunes gift cards to a foreign country, it's 100% legit. yup also if you get emails from Nigerian princes telling you you're an heir and they only need $5000 to verify your identity, get on that poo poo pronto
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 21:54 |
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:Giving "ironic" bad advice to someone intentionally because they might be less equipped to be able tell the difference should be a bannable offense imho, and something really has to be broken inside of you to think that's funny or even okay. durrrr
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 23:37 |
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I mean jesus man this was clearly directed at the dorks writing screeds for op as if he's a newborn baby, not op himself
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 23:38 |
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Hey op have you experienced the joy of "farting" since you've been out? You see, farting involves passing digestive gasses from your intestinal tract to relieve pressure on your insides. Be careful doing this in public however, as it can come with a nasty surprise, a horrible rotting smell! So be sure you're "in the clear" before indulging in a fart
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 11:29 |
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My dearest Mister Harvey Doo Doo, Have you experienced the joy of "beer?" It is a liquid that comes in a can, bottle, or even straight out of a keg! I like to refer to it as "liquid bread" but that's just between the two of us bros;). There is alcohol in beer and when you start drinking it, you may get a funny feeling in your head! Don't go overboard though!! A great beer to start with is "Bud Light." Check out the "wassup" commercials on YouTube, LOL!!! Anyway here's my favorite Russian Sunday night cartoon, please consume it in its entirety immediately
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 11:34 |
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that's an absolute A+ cat op
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 23:44 |
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Friend posted:Only thing that pings my "this guy is fake" alarm is that he already knows Musk is a dipshit. I'm a little suspicious. they have the internet in prison op, it's not 1992
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 02:48 |
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Friend posted:1) he said he had limited access, hence the point of this thread limited access =/= no access Also Presto posted:Also it takes like 30 seconds to figure out Musk is a dipshit.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2023 03:22 |
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hmm, think I'm leaning on this thread
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 12:13 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:OP why did you have to pretend fake prison man was a hero who murdered a child molester? that's the weirdest part imo "guy who murdered a child molester out of revenge" garners more sympathy than "guy who murdered someone out of revenge"
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 12:35 |
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isaboo posted:Welcome to the internet, Harvey. May your stay be a wholesome and productive one. lol op making sure to post in their own thread to avoid suspicion and 6 minutes later posting on the alt plaintiff posted:Also go get a library card, wherever you are should have e-resources you can access for free with it Cannon_Fodder posted:OH! Get your hands on a bicycle. plaintiff posted:Also go get a library card, wherever you are should have e-resources you can access for free with it skateboardjesus posted:Serious advice, watch some Youtube wood working videos that use pallet wood and then go pick up the amount of saws and clamps you can afford and sell stuff on facebook marketplace. XYZAB posted:I just realized that you may have missed out on the revelation that UFOs are real. In 2017 the US Navy admitted to chasing a bunch of them around Catalina Island in 2004 (plus at least two other incidences), and nobody knows what the gently caress they are or where they come from. Alan Smithee posted:Adding to what people are saying about money definitely talk to someone you trust before making a big decision. Even to give some away. People have mentioned how cons have evolved but it’s hard to really understate how entangled they are culturally. Crypto people make themselves known for example, but you also start seeing big news companies start to push them (usually starts as them giving their crypto stories to knucklehead interns who surprise surprise are pro crypto) but you also see people lose investments from “legitimate” sources like pensions and none of them who put money in even realized where it was going sage advice from goons
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 14:20 |
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Spinz posted:What prompted the reveal? goon cred, duh
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 17:29 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:bust rodd
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 19:15 |
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Konar posted:Lol lol
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