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they put all my gifs in gif jail too. i hate the new internet.
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nine-gear crow posted:Hey Google, show me the goatse guy's rear end in a top hat [  ]https://i.imgur.com/k1czLAU.png[/]Seth Edit: it's a rare Goatse! Like a unicorn.... (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:19 on May 24, 2023 |
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May 24, 2023 07:02
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May 24, 2023 07:03
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well that will get you banned.
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May 24, 2023 07:04
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unexpected deep cut, 5
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May 24, 2023 07:04
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I feel like I have a whole new perspective on life. 
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May 24, 2023 07:10
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(Vertically opens and closes anus with hands when speaking) "Hello, can I... rear end... you a few questions?"
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May 24, 2023 07:15
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:(Vertically opens and closes anus with hands when speaking) no, your supposed to fit the hands into the rear end then clap
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flubber nuts posted:MOD EDIT: Goatse Wait is this a remix or did he always gape from all directions? Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:44 on May 24, 2023 |
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May 24, 2023 08:08
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It's real weird how I react to goatse now, almost like welcoming an old friend.
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May 24, 2023 08:13
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But yeah no the original was not vertical, this goatman is altered.
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May 24, 2023 08:13
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Not to imply I'm an expert at this. I am explicitly an expert at this.
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May 24, 2023 08:16
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and that's a 5
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May 24, 2023 09:08
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no penis so its technically sfw.
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May 24, 2023 09:11
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they should bring back ask jeeves, but make him a chatgpt. and you have to say please and thank you to him and ask for things in proper sentences or he refuses.
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May 24, 2023 10:12
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Woolwich Bagnet posted:same thing happened to me a week or two ago. there was no all button anymore. This. At first I assumed I clicked the image tab, but the all button was just completely gone.
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May 24, 2023 10:58
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"What means shark week?" Truly, we are a shining city on a hill.
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May 24, 2023 12:55
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:But yeah no the original was not vertical, this goatman is altered. Many people ITT clearly haven't downloaded the whole series, sad
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May 24, 2023 13:09
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Oh and I did some testing, turns out
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May 24, 2023 13:13
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:It's real weird how I react to goatse now, almost like welcoming an old friend. It's not weird at all. Most goons I've seen have a almost familial appreciation for him at this point.
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May 24, 2023 13:17
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Wait is this a remix or did he always gape from all directions? Just a friendly reminder to not actually quote the actual goatse photo. Thanks
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May 24, 2023 13:46
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no, your supposed to fit the hands into the rear end then clap Getting a weird new perspective on rap lyrics
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May 24, 2023 13:57
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Floodixor posted:It's not weird at all. Most goons I've seen have a almost familial appreciation for him at this point. Kirk's distended ring piece just isn't enough to startle our jaded brains. It's almost quaint. We've all seen too much. His video series is worth a watch. You'll learn a lot about the capabilities of human anatomy.
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May 24, 2023 14:07
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There Bias Two posted:This. At first I assumed I clicked the image tab, but the all button was just completely gone. GlaDOS has put you in the testing group for bad ideas that probably won’t work out well.
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May 24, 2023 15:37
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Internet Old One posted:GlaDOS has put you in the testing group for bad ideas that probably won’t work out well. It's infuriating. I hate how the general trend is to replace text with vague images at every opportunity. We already have an image tab, so why am I not given an option??
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May 24, 2023 15:44
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Floodixor posted:It's not weird at all. Most goons I've seen have a almost familial appreciation for him at this point. One day it will be a religion. "You think when Kirk comes back he'll want to see a loving ring?"
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May 24, 2023 15:51
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erosion posted:Oh and I did some testing, turns out another gbs success story
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May 24, 2023 16:16
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erosion posted:Oh and I did some testing, turns out Trying to lookup certain technical things is absolutely infuriating now. You will put the exact term as it will appear in documentation in quotes and google just decides ah gently caress it, let's not show that, it's not a high ranked seo term and just some buried page on some nerd vendor site with only 3 results. Clearly this person wants to see this word the ml model thinks is related and has 50 billion results including a wikipedia article with a page score of 23842834. Then it will show some words that aren't in quotes with seo garbage unrelated to what you've searched. Even trying to find exact quotes from books, with words in quotes being an exact match with a book that google has on google books in searchable form, doesn't work correctly unless you manage to jail break from the lovely machine learning layer. It was showing me generic wikipedia articles about poverty while searching for a Nietzsche quote with Nietzsche in the search query. In order to get the quote to show up in search results I had to recall 12 consecutive words matching the translation and put those in quotes. The search results for google are some chatgpt-esque garbage now. They try to optimize for "lots of results with big points" instead of "good matches". They favor appearing plentiful/relevant while frequently being completely wrong & unrelated. It's not even the sites they index doing it like past issues, it's google themselves making the results worse. It's frustrating when prior to this you could use quotes, boolean operators, etc and trim down the results to find what you were looking for. Another change google made a bit back is they deprioritize blogs heavily. It's absolutely terrible when there is a blog post by some phd haver or top few in the world expert with critical info on some niche topic five people care about and now to find it you need to hope they linked it on reddit or a forum & then find that reddit/forum post on google & then click through to the blog. e: also, whether quotes work or not varies. They're always deploying updates to how search works. Peak "ignoring quotes" was a few months ago. It seems to respect them a bit more now. Khorne fucked around with this message at 16:55 on May 24, 2023 |
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May 24, 2023 16:23
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It's really loving annoying when you can't convince it to ignore certain words.
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May 24, 2023 16:41
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MrQwerty posted:Lol I will never understand why you get given so much loving leeway to post like this I believe the term is “forums pet” op
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May 24, 2023 17:20
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Googling anything related to information about drugs is now impossible because every result is an ad for ____________ Recovery Centers.
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May 24, 2023 17:22
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It will forever baffle me that every web company deliberately makes their stuff worse.
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May 24, 2023 17:41
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Animal-Mother posted:It will forever baffle me that every web company deliberately makes their stuff worse. If you don’t pay for a service, you are not the customer; you’re the product
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May 24, 2023 17:45
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It's a poor workman what blames his tools
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May 24, 2023 17:51
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:It's a poor workman what blames his tools Except in this case it's like someone replaced your hammers with the inflatable novelty kind, and all your building materials have been replaced with flyers for cryptocurrency and sketchy retailers.
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May 24, 2023 17:55
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There Bias Two posted:Except in this case it's like someone replaced your hammers with the inflatable novelty kind, and all your building materials have been replaced with flyers for cryptocurrency and sketchy retailers. It's not like that at all. You are just bad at searching.
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May 24, 2023 17:57
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Yeah, if I put in a string of words and "South Korea" and it only gives me search results from France because something similar happened there more recently, that ain't on me.
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May 24, 2023 17:59
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I swing a hammer, instead of hitting a nail an advertisement for Dogecoin appears in midair
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May 24, 2023 18:19
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finding obscure poo poo has definitely felt harder in recent years. also one that I really hate is how google puts shopping and news and random related tags before the "images" button now on mobile. that poo poo loving sucks
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all of the food delivery apps have spent the last 5 years removing every feature that could inadvertently lead you to a restaurant that isn't optimally profitable by their algorithm
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