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May 24, 2023 05:01
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Pretty appropriate username, OP
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May 24, 2023 05:01
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Like good hosed up, or bad hosed up? I always get a little nervous about passing out because I'm worried the belt will lock 
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May 24, 2023 05:06
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:Ask me anything what happened? Kicked my rear end! You ok?
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May 24, 2023 05:12
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Vampire Panties posted:Like good hosed up, or bad hosed up? I always get a little nervous about passing out because I'm worried the belt will lock Bad. It's like a 6-foot long string of elastic with a toy at the end of it that can stretch to like 15 feet. The cat lost her grip and it hit the boys dead center. Easily the worst pain I've experienced since childhood. I need a drink but all there is in the house is Herbsaint and cheap amaretto.
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May 24, 2023 05:13
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what happened? Kicked my rear end! You ok? I think I am going to pull through, no swelling and I'm not pouring sweat anymore.
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May 24, 2023 05:14
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:Bad. It's like a 6-foot long string of elastic with a toy at the end of it that can stretch to like 15 feet. The cat lost her grip and it hit the boys dead center. Easily the worst pain I've experienced since childhood. I need a drink but all there is in the house is Herbsaint and cheap amaretto. you should prolly stop letting your cat use your balls as a plaything
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May 24, 2023 05:16
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you should prolly stop letting your cat use your balls as a plaything I meant to throw it out because the googly eyes, etc. fall off but refrained because they love it. But gently caress 'em neither one seemed to have any concern for me.
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May 24, 2023 05:20
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:Bad. It's like a 6-foot long string of elastic with a toy at the end of it that can stretch to like 15 feet. The cat lost her grip and it hit the boys dead center. Easily the worst pain I've experienced since childhood. I need a drink but all there is in the house is Herbsaint and cheap amaretto.  Did you know a whipcrack is the sonic boom from the tip of the whip breaking the speed of sound?  that was your balls
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May 24, 2023 05:20
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You said ask me anything. How come you are so bad at making threads?
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May 24, 2023 05:27
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Vampire Panties posted:
When I checked, I was seriously amazed there was no visible damage or blood. I guess nutsacks don't bruise? I bruise super easy.
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May 24, 2023 05:29
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:You said ask me anything. How come you are so bad at making threads? What do you mean im bad at making threads, cats and genitalia are like the 2 main things on the internet.
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May 24, 2023 05:35
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:What do you mean im bad at making threads, cats and genitalia are like the 2 main things on the internet. I guess that isn't your fault
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May 24, 2023 05:39
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Do you have a cat?
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May 24, 2023 05:40
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so what i'm getting from this is that your cat grabbed your scrotum and yanked it really far, and then they retracted so fast they hit you in the taint.
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May 24, 2023 05:58
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so what i'm getting from this is that your cat grabbed your scrotum and yanked it really far, and then they retracted so fast they hit you in the taint. I would be really mad at that cartoon cat
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May 24, 2023 06:00
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:Bad. It's like a 6-foot long string of elastic with a toy at the end of it that can stretch to like 15 feet. The cat lost her grip and it hit the boys dead center. Easily the worst pain I've experienced since childhood. I need a drink but all there is in the house is Herbsaint and cheap amaretto. Why won't your cat come within 6 feet of you?
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May 24, 2023 06:03
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What was his grindr username OP?
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May 24, 2023 06:08
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What was his grindr username OP? Butters?
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May 24, 2023 06:10
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What was his grindr username OP? I have had multiple internet guys do painful/inappropriate stuff to my junk and it was not anywhere near this level. Also grindr is for tweakers, a fancy lad like myself uses Scruff.
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May 24, 2023 06:14
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:I have had multiple internet guys do painful/inappropriate stuff to my junk and it was not anywhere near this level. Also grindr is for tweakers, a fancy lad like myself uses Scruff. A cat toy murdering your balls extremely harder than a ballbusting aficionado can endure is a surprising development and I look forward to more updates
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May 24, 2023 06:17
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erosion posted:A cat toy murdering your balls extremely harder than a ballbusting aficionado can endure is a surprising development and I look forward to more updates I sure as gently caress do not look forward to that, this may ruin ballbusting for me for life, like that time I was hooking up with a guy and his basset hound just sat right down on the floor next to us and watched us.
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May 24, 2023 06:25
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so what i'm getting from this is that your cat grabbed your scrotum and yanked it really far, and then they retracted so fast they hit you in the taint. Naah, the worst thing they've done directly to me is the one jumped up on my shoulders to get petted while I wasn't wearing a shirt and gouged the gently caress out of my back.
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May 24, 2023 06:28
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How would you compare the cat toy to a percussion massager?
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May 24, 2023 06:30
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erosion posted:How would you compare the cat toy to a percussion massager? one could excuse the other
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May 24, 2023 06:34
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:When I checked, I was seriously amazed there was no visible damage or blood. I guess nutsacks don't bruise? I bruise super easy. It's only been a couple of hours, give it some time. Also in the future stop rubbing butter on your balls, it's why your cat lost her grip.
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May 24, 2023 06:46
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Zachack posted:It's only been a couple of hours, give it some time. lol
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May 24, 2023 06:48
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May 24, 2023 06:49
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Thread is worthless without pics, OP. VOTED 1
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May 24, 2023 06:55
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erosion posted:How would you compare the cat toy to a percussion massager? Never had one of those applied to my junk but it's what I'd imagine one of those jackass pranks with a paintball gun to the nuts would be like. Which is another fantasy ruined, thanks $10 Amazon Chinese cat toys, gonna give them a vicious review.
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May 24, 2023 07:11
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:Never had one of those applied to my junk but it's what I'd imagine one of those jackass pranks with a paintball gun to the nuts would be like. Which is another fantasy ruined, thanks $10 Amazon Chinese cat toys, gonna give them a vicious review. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_TUP2vuaDs
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May 24, 2023 07:20
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Brother Tadger posted:Thread is worthless without pics, OP. VOTED 1 no way am i gonna do that unless somebody gives me some cat toys that are not DANGEROUS BULLSHIT
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May 24, 2023 07:23
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Your cat is a natural comedian OP, sounds like you got an act. Good luck in your new showbusiness career.
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May 24, 2023 08:08
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Brother Tadger posted:Thread is worthless without pics, OP. VOTED 1 I mean at least post the cat and the toy OP. We don't need to see your balls.
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May 24, 2023 08:16
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What is it, cat got your balls?
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May 24, 2023 12:32
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you people are something else a man has been INJURED and you're just making jokes
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May 24, 2023 12:53
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Praying for OP's annihilated balls
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BigBadSteve posted:Your cat is a natural comedian OP, sounds like you got an act. Good luck in your new showbusiness career. I'd certainly pay money to see OP's cat destroy his balls.
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