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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Cheap cat toy just fucked up my balls so bad I passed out a little
 
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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Like good hosed up, or bad hosed up? I always get a little nervous about passing out because I'm worried the belt will lock :ohdear:

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:

Bad. It's like a 6-foot long string of elastic with a toy at the end of it that can stretch to like 15 feet. The cat lost her grip and it hit the boys dead center. Easily the worst pain I've experienced since childhood. I need a drink but all there is in the house is Herbsaint and cheap amaretto.

:catstare:

Did you know a whipcrack is the sonic boom from the tip of the whip breaking the speed of sound? :lol: that was your balls

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Cheap cat toy just fucked up my balls so bad I passed out a little