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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Hachi machi that is one spicy meatball

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

hmm

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

This threads going places

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




wow HBO is really the place to go to see a dick sucked

TIP fucked around with this message at 04:45 on May 25, 2023

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I laughed.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

ugh it might not be related enough to the topic but it's all i have for you goons this fine evening

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Scrotum Modem posted:

ugh it might not be related enough to the topic but it's all i have for you goons this fine evening



here I helped

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

thank u

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Alrighty then!

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I really need to get HBO.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
can't spell hard boners without hbo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


HBO - How Bout Oral?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

can't spell hard boners without hbo

True dat.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

<Suck Session>

:lmao:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Heh heh.. boner..

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I kept the movie theme alive.

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




It's PG because the movie is just a bunch of people complaining about their jaws. Zero action, because of the aforementioned jaw pains, you see.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




:perfect:

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



TIP posted:

wow HBO is really the place to go to see a dick sucked


:discourse:

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

you misspelled analingus

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

was that movie any good? I like Mark Walberg and Tom Holland

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

was that movie any good? I like Mark Walberg and Tom Holland

It’s amiably bad

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

HBO - How Bout Oral?

Hung Bois Only

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.



close the thread

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Duct Tape Engineer posted:

you misspelled analingus

Try reading a dictionary sometime.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond



"Muff Diving Miss Daisy"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ruby Gloom posted:

"Muff Diving Miss Daisy"

Close thread, we have reached perfection.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Ruby Gloom posted:

"Muff Diving Miss Daisy"

:five:

Set
Oct 30, 2005
An 80's classic!

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Also fellatio implies Morgan Freeman is giving her a blowjob, which doesn't make sense unless Miss Daisy is trans, and having this dual punchline of "Morgan Freeman is giving oral sex to Jessica Tandy (who's trans btw)" just makes things too complicated IMO.

But the idea is good though!

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Set posted:

An 80's classic!



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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Also fellatio implies Morgan Freeman is giving her a blowjob, which doesn't make sense unless Miss Daisy is trans, and having this dual punchline of "Morgan Freeman is giving oral sex to Jessica Tandy (who's trans btw)" just makes things too complicated IMO.

But the idea is good though!

I'm playing 5d chess with my perversions.

I'll give you "Rimming Ms Daisy" for the more pedestrian among us. I considered adding the "Gene Simmons Tongue" to Mr Freeman but his smile spoke volumes without it.

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