Shit people just don't say anymore

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Passive Aggreeable: May 23, 2009; "Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

countenance

# ? May 25, 2023 23:23

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# ? May 11, 2024 21:01

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Not

As in this suit is black not.

# ? May 25, 2023 23:24

SonOfGhostDad: Nov 16, 2022

Poohs Packin posted:

Hey everyone its me Pooh's Packin formerly known as The Continental and I've got a new thread for ya.

This is a lie. Your name is Poohs Packin and if you can't be trusted to get your name right, how can we trust you to maintain this cultural archive? This is too important of a project to leave to a stone-cold liar

That's fa rill rill

# ? May 25, 2023 23:32

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Ralph Hurley posted:

I�m old. I was a kid in the 80s and I don�t think anyone ever actually said �tubular� unless they were a character on TV doing a surfer or valley girl stereotype.

Tubular reminds me of that story from the 90s about a young music critic getting asked by Rolling Stone or some older mainstream magazine to write a story about �grunge slang� which didn�t really exist so they turned in a bunch of ridiculous made up bullshit phrases which the out of touch publisher printed.

Rad was something people really said that I�m not sure young people say anymore.

Look at this lamestain. I bet you were bound-and-hagged on the regular instead of swingin' on the flippity-flop and getting bloated with some dishes

# ? May 26, 2023 01:09

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Beat me, Daddy, eight to the bar

# ? May 26, 2023 01:26

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Oh boy I sure am hopeful about the future.

e: someone did this already

MAH WAYIF (borat voice)

# ? May 26, 2023 01:35

Gomez Chamberlain: Mar 22, 2005; ^{Subakh ul kuhar!}

neato burrito posted:

MAH WAYIF (borat voice)

where do you live because I'm moving there, this is something I hear every loving day.

# ? May 26, 2023 01:38

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

frankie says relax!

# ? May 26, 2023 01:57

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Ferris Bueller voice "It is so choice!"

# ? May 26, 2023 02:00

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Certum est enim, mi frater.

# ? May 26, 2023 02:04

MuadDib Atreides: Apr 22, 2023; by Fluffdaddy

�Cant wait to retire in my modest home with my pension�

Thanks B!

# ? May 26, 2023 02:11

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

MuadDib Atreides posted:

�Cant wait to retire in my modest home with my pension�

Thanks B!

nobody has said that since 1970

# ? May 26, 2023 02:13

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

wicked (not with a boston accent)

# ? May 26, 2023 02:14

WHY BONER NOW: Mar 6, 2016; Pillbug

A doom house?

# ? May 26, 2023 02:16

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

morality

# ? May 26, 2023 02:39

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Internetjack posted:

groovy

tripindicular

I'm the only person I know of that says these.

Earthworm Jim says groovy

# ? May 26, 2023 03:09

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Hot-dang

# ? May 26, 2023 04:16

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

dippin' dots are the icecream of the future

# ? May 26, 2023 04:23

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

SonOfGhostDad posted:

This is a lie. Your name is Poohs Packin and if you can't be trusted to get your name right, how can we trust you to maintain this cultural archive? This is too important of a project to leave to a stone-cold liar

That's fa rill rill

Look, I got drunk and posted in-line Winnie The Pooh hentai in a name change thread once and this is now my cross to bear.

"He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."

# ? May 26, 2023 10:03

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Smooth move Ex-lax!

# ? May 26, 2023 22:48

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

That's neither here nor there!

# ? May 26, 2023 22:49

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

5 golden manbabies to you, my goon sire

# ? May 26, 2023 22:51

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Those are rare as hens teeth

# ? May 26, 2023 22:53

Passive Aggreeable: May 23, 2009; "Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."

all teh weird ways to talk in teh video game world

# ? May 26, 2023 22:53

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

1337 strats

# ? May 27, 2023 02:20

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Shred the Gnar

# ? May 27, 2023 02:31

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Smoke up.

# ? May 27, 2023 03:03

SidneyIsTheKiller: Jul 16, 2019; I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

In a post-9/11 world...

# ? May 27, 2023 03:58

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

The amount of racial slurs said casually online has gone down quite significantly since the 00s...

# ? May 27, 2023 05:21

Suspekt Device: Jan 9, 2017

Heify

# ? May 27, 2023 05:56

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker

# ? May 27, 2023 06:19

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

holy mackarel & jumpin jehoshaphat. criminy.

# ? May 27, 2023 08:14

XYZAB: Jun 29, 2003; HNNNNNGG!!

Poohs Packin posted:

Shred the Gnar

you obviously don�t live anywhere near the canadian rockies or play heavy metal guitar, because i still hear this multiple times daily

# ? May 27, 2023 08:29

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Not

As in this suit is black not.

SIKE!

# ? May 27, 2023 10:05

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

WHAZUUUUUUUUUP

# ? May 27, 2023 10:12

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Fat like the whale

# ? May 27, 2023 10:16

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

FACE!

# ? May 27, 2023 10:17

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

WHY BONER NOW posted:

A doom house?

A mood house?

# ? May 27, 2023 13:44

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

Wifi Toilet posted:

FACE!

Did we go to school together? I was gonna post this one. Kids used to say FACE! for a lot of things, like any time you lost at something, missed a shot, looked stupid or embarrassed in any way. It dropped sharply in use after sixth grade. When I moved away from my home town I never met anyone who was familiar with kids saying FACE! I figured it was just a very regional thing, possibly located entirely within my elementary school.

Another popular insult at my school was �dingle-dork� which I have never encountered anywhere else.

# ? May 27, 2023 19:10

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# ? May 11, 2024 21:01

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

flubber nuts posted:

criminy.

I use criminy all the time. It's like a soft curse word, nobody takes offense. I may just be getting old.

# ? May 27, 2023 19:16

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