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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






MTG is a hate-fueled conservative bigotry ogre, but looking at OP's pic... yeah, I'd definitely poo poo on her face.

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The Awesomesaurus
Feb 15, 2006

I'm too cool to be extinct.

MAAAAARRRGE YOU’RE BREAKING THIS COUNTRY’S HEART

MAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGE

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Treecko posted:

5 bucks someone used to call her Margarine

This is why she's so full of hate.

hazed glam
Jun 11, 2018
got here late but
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/8KimuXw.jpeg:nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mod edit: Changed inline Goatse to a link.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:52 on May 26, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Lol

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Just remember, the only way to get her off is to throw a "Heil Hitler" salute which doing her from behind.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
so whats the deal with teh bludge above his sack like whats going on there

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

His prostate is XXXL too

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Icochet posted:

Finally a suitable thread to tackle the elephant in the room: hitler's cute butt

Hell yeah

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Is this what you want, OP? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
She looks like Barney Rubble.

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
Having sex with Marjorie Taylor Greene is illegal because she's intellectually incapable of consent.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Is this what you want, OP? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!



Giada?

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
I tracked and hunted an MTG once in the desert regions of Zambia. They're easy to follow once you've found their trail- a three-toed imprint with heavy soles, suggestive of occasional upright ambulation, often coupled with the heavy musk of failed mating attempts. I eventually cornered the creature into an empty hollow of caves and tunnels, its wailing hisses bouncing off the echoic walls and terrifying my party. Laying eyes on the thing however was vastly different from the empty threats that had preceded us. An MTG is a horrid little thing. Angry, unpredictable, and wont to spray her axillary glands and urine onto encroaching predators. I nearly took pity on the poor thing. Steeling my resolve however, I grasped the creature, and with a single throw dashed it against a nearby wall. It called Obama an African before making GBS threads and pissing itself to death.
Its glands were sent to a faraway nation for use in certain teas and herbal remedies thought to promote perfusion. The coarse facial features were splayed across a bean-filled ball and paraded around at the Hallow's Festivities. The remainder was cast aside as offal and fed to unsheltered cats.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Dog Rodgers posted:

I am attracted to Marjorie Taylor Greene



Makes sense since you claim to be dog that you would be attracted to another dog.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Polithiccian

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The only MTG I like is Magic: the Gathering :smuggo:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

She actually looks better aged because her unfortunate face makes more sense.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003


“I hate the jews!”

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Jillian poo poo posted:

“I hate the jews!”

I dont

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003


Smugworth for mod

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

Jillian poo poo posted:

Smugworth for mod

We both know it's not what mods *hate* that qualifies them

samcarsten
Sep 13, 2022

by vyelkin

Jillian poo poo posted:

Smugworth for mod

mods jew

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


this reminds me of an old gif that was a fat goon trying to work out but he was just like flopping up and down on his bed

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuXXAYpXLvw

lol

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
OP you better go after MTG in a romantic way (just to be clear) for the good of the country, sweep her off her feet from the halls of Congress and go on an eternal honeymoon dressed as your favorite Street Fighter character

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Seven Force posted:

We both know it's not what mods *hate* that qualifies them

What the

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Smugworth posted:

The only MTG I like is Magic: the Gathering :smuggo:
marges face gives me summoning sickness

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Trample me MTG :votegop:

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Private Cumshoe posted:

OP you better go after MTG in a romantic way (just to be clear) for the good of the country, sweep her off her feet from the halls of Congress and go on an eternal honeymoon dressed as your favorite Street Fighter character

Hey baby! Do you like steroids? I like steroids too. Do you want to see my hog? His name is Mr Squeakers and he's a Vietnamese pot bellied pig

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Voting a straight Mad Gear Gang ticket this year.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
rubbing my face against some raw chicken left out in the sun and pretending im going to town on Marjorie Taylor Greene

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Did you know? MTG is actually part beaver.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
So that's where Beaver Bother comes from

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

How bout deez puddin dippers, Ron?

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Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

Computer, is there any way to generate Ron DeSantis licking pudding off Marge's ninja turtle feet?

: Not computing, please repeat

DeSantis licking pudding off her feet.

: This is not suitable for work, are you sure?

Mmmm-hmm

...

:kstare:

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