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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What's the deal with this Kissinger guy anyway

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

What's the deal with this Kissinger guy anyway

Kissed a bunch of girls and goons are livid

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

Biscats n Gravy posted:

Do I need to post the obligatory Anthony Bourdain quote about the bastard or can I just reference it and move on knowing everyone knows what I mean.
I had to google it, and I'd encourage everyone to do the same if you don't already know the quote.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Smugworth posted:

What's the deal with this Kissinger guy anyway

He set the password to American foreign policy and never told it to anyone else.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Animal-Mother posted:

He set the password to American foreign policy and never told it to anyone else.

Not true he told mao's protege

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
I’m always amazed that back in the day, he was a player, always portrayed in political cartoons with lipstick marks all over his head and shirt collar, even though he was one seriously unattractive motherfucker.

I guess it’s true, doing war criminal poo poo brings the girls to the yard.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



https://youtu.be/P_xHfu8KNR0

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1661084508802695196?s=20

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

On Behind the Bastards episode on him, they recollected Kissinger telling in an interview that growing up as a Jewish kid and getting beaten by loving Hitler Youth before fleeing Germany had no impact on him as an adult and I've been thinking about this quote everytime he gets brought up

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Do you think in school they called him Kissing Guys and that's why he committed war crimes in Cambodia

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

He kept a drunk Nixon from nuking Pyongyang over the Pueblo incident. Nice save, Hank.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
He's a war criminal, op.

Nice Tuckpointing!
Nov 3, 2005


Clicked on the "sensitive content" in hopes it was the barfing scene from Stand By Me. It is not :mad:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Happy Birthday dear Mr. Secretary of State!



Happy Birthday to youuuuu!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
who cares lemme know when its dr killengers bday

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick
I had J.D. Salinger and Henry Kissinger mixed up for years until I listened to the Behind the Bastards episode.
I was always confused why people were THAT mad at the author for Catcher in the Rye...

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

You Are A Elf posted:

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

That’s a RIGHT triangle you idiot!! :argh:

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Looks like former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has passed away aged 100

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Did this fucker just die on his birthday?

Edit: checked the OP. Too bad, that would’ve been epic!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Icochet posted:

Kissed a bunch of girls and goons are livid

lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
lmao lmao lmao

a good day

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


It's not his bday, op.
:gas:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
many goongratulations to dr kissinger

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Grey Cat posted:

It's not his bday, op.
:gas:

the birthday of so many beautiful, efficient organisms dedicated to removing his rotting evil husk from this earth, though

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Wizard Master posted:

Looks like former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has passed away aged 100

god bless you, wizard master

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

JnnyThndrs posted:

I’m always amazed that back in the day, he was a player, always portrayed in political cartoons with lipstick marks all over his head and shirt collar, even though he was one seriously unattractive motherfucker.

I guess it’s true, doing war criminal poo poo brings the girls to the yard.
Women be lovin’ war criminals

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
at least he died doing what he loved, making GBS threads the bed

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Smugworth posted:

What's the deal with this Kissinger guy anyway

he ded

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


that's crazy

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
More like Pissinger

Heh that'll show em

Happy Landfill fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Nov 30, 2023

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

laserghost posted:

On Behind the Bastards episode on him, they recollected Kissinger telling in an interview that growing up as a Jewish kid and getting beaten by loving Hitler Youth before fleeing Germany had no impact on him as an adult and I've been thinking about this quote everytime he gets brought up

You know, that really does explain a lot.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fuckstick posted:

Did this fucker just die on his birthday?

No but he died on mine :toot:

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

No but he died on mine :toot:

Happy Birthday!!

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Here’s to 100 more!

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

new gender neutral bathroom just dropped

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

No but he died on mine :toot:

Happy Birthday :cheers:

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I bet his shriveled black soul is that pissed Carter outlived him.

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