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Is the game bad?
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Yes 52 23.32%
No 16 7.17%
facuk u op!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 39 17.49%
Goku 116 52.02%
Total: 161 votes
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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

steinrokkan posted:

There's a great potential in "gollum visits places: a game series" next up: gollum goes to Miami

excuse me. that's not gollum they just recorded footage of me slithering around florida and packaged it as a game

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

sock it to me! posted:

Ah yes, who could forget the classic toy from our childhood, Torment Me Gollum. You pull the string in his back and he starts writhing around and screaming "it burns us!!!!"

lmao

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

See, there's the problem.

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

kntfkr posted:

Gollumbine Massacre

Ok, here's the cover:




And here's the back:




And here's the full spread. Print it on glossy paper and stick it in a real Genesis case to impress your friends and family.




edit 1: Tolkian to Tolkien
edit 2: ENVIROMENT to ENVIRONMENT
edit 3: Smegol to Sméagol

Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 29, 2023

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Tolkian.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Mozi posted:

shelob my sheknob

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

THE BAR posted:

Tolkian.

:shepicide:

Ok, I fixed em.







edit 1: Tolkian to Tolkien
edit 2: ENVIROMENT to ENVIRONMENT
edit 3: Smegol to Sméagol

Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jun 29, 2023

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Stunt-Puffin posted:

:shepicide:

Ok, I fixed em.







Good!

Enviroment.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Smegol

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

Fixed
:thumbsup:

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Those preview frames are pretty great, though.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I love The Gollum Game

Tbh, the concept alone had me interested, but the jankiness pushed it over the edge. I will likely buy this fine product

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Someone should make a game about Treebeard and his quest to find the entwives. At the end he gets his gently caress on and its beautiful and heartwarming.

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

Debunk This! posted:

Someone should make a game about Treebeard and his quest to find the entwives. At the end he gets his gently caress on and its beautiful and heartwarming.

J.R.R Tolkien presents
Treebeard: Leisure Suit Berry

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Debunk This! posted:

Someone should make a game about Treebeard and his quest to find the entwives. At the end he gets his gently caress on and its beautiful and heartwarming.

But the friction starts a fire and Fangorn burns down. :(

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/daedalic-halting-internal-game-dev-laying-off-25-employees

Well drat. You'd think the bad word of mouth would've pushed at least a few copies.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

This is outstanding.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

lol

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




There's no way.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
RIP Gollum, he never scored.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

i want desperately to believe in this image

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

THE BAR posted:

Those preview frames are pretty great, though.



Burned through at least 150 prompts to get those ones but 4/5 of the responses kept coming back with a giant Gollum for some reason. I came up with the rings of power BS so I could use at least one giant Gollum and explain it as a power-up. Also mentioned disguises in the back text to explain the different outfits in the pictures.

The graphics are closer to a 32-bit game than anything the Genesis could produce, especially with the dynamic lighting, but I thought the subject matter spoke to the controversies Sega was leaning into at the time so I rolled with them.

Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Sep 1, 2023

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

:smugdon:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

As if we needed any more evidence of the Gamergate to fascism pipeline. One more streamer to unsubscribe from I guess :sigh:

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

the gamergate to gollum gipeline

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


BAN 09/02/23 10:08am Stunt-Puffin Very smart guy insisting he isn't pro-eugenics while writing ten billion words to defend a pro-eugenics monument. vyelkin vyelkin

Closing on this high note. The Gollum game still sucks rear end though and you should not buy or play it.

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