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52 | 23.32% |
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| Goku |
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116 | 52.02% |
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goatface posted:The story won't be finished until they release part 2 when the new consoles come out. Lol they didn't actually end on a "To be continued!" did they?
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Jun 6, 2023 20:59
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Gollum is a selfish lover.
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Jun 6, 2023 21:03
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Stunt-Puffin posted:Bad'nuff? OK for real most of your posts have been trying way too hard but this one is good. Really good.
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Jun 6, 2023 23:01
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goatface posted:The story won't be finished until they release part 2 when the new consoles come out. Lol, its the curse of LotR: Volume 1 for the SNES all over again! My heart still waits on Volume 2...   For anyone who doesn't know, Volume 1 tried to do so many ambitious things and was so close to being amazing, but the broad experience came out severely under cooked. It's probably the most frustrating failure from that era because the whole time you were playing you could see what they were trying to do and wanted to like it, but the execution always came up short. I think it's the SNES game with the most potential to be improved by a comprehensive overhaul hack. First you'd have to fix the ally AI for following and combat, then add a system to rez party members when they die. Upgrade from 4-way to 8-way movement, and add the walk and attack animations for the diagonals. Speed up the attack animations slightly and add a couple more low level mobs for variety. Add combat complexity with mid tier mobs that you need to parry to counterattack. Add a couple more mini-bosses, and wraith encounters where you have no choice but to run. Make text smaller and faster to read. Spice up the objectives and flavor text. Expand upon the beautiful but limited background tile-sets, and then completely overhaul the maps and add more landmarks for navigation. Add a couple more landscape themes, locations, and events from the book. Oh, and it's supposed to be a 4 player game so you should be able to get Sam Pippin and Merry in your party within minutes instead of having Frodo wander the caves alone for three loving hours cause Sam doesn't give a gently caress about you or your quest unless you find the Gaffer's glasses for him. This game certainly needs a lot of tune ups, but there is one part that is almost perfect. The music. Although the playlist is short, two of the songs are among my favorite on the SNES, and they perfectly evoke the tone of Lord of the Rings. Main theme, Hobbiton, etc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIVqh8vNFeU Kickass piano cover of Main/Hobbiton (GOES HARD) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79mQvECTDTc Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Jun 7, 2023 |
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Jun 7, 2023 00:05
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Jun 7, 2023 15:49
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Satan not even bothering to hide his discord sowing anymore
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Jun 7, 2023 16:12
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of course gollum would post on loving GameFAQs
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Jun 7, 2023 16:14
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You know what they say, as goes tzar_666, so goes the country
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Jun 7, 2023 16:23
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A second Gollum game has hit the market?!?!?!?!? Rumors suggest it is Tom Bombadil instead https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/1668647337147744256?s=20
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Jun 14, 2023 17:40
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i'm pretty certain this is what J.R.R. Tolkien intended, that LOTR continues to be exploited
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Jun 14, 2023 17:42
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Make a gameboy advance sequel to the turn based tactics LOTR game you cowards
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Jun 14, 2023 17:47
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The game fails to load properly during a cutscene and just kills the player https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1669063713687760896?s=20
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Jun 14, 2023 20:49
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Why do the elves all look like that, what's with the puffy eyes? Is it a rendering error, or did they truly believe that was the right call?
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Jun 14, 2023 22:21
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I still have no idea why they gave Gollum a Moe haircut.
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Jun 14, 2023 22:46
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I still have no idea why they gave Gollum a Moe haircut. It's a Tak And The Power Of Juju haircut OP. Also note the noses.
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Jun 14, 2023 22:59
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People are giving Gollum poo poo for being weird and ugly looking, but that's what French developers genuinely think an appealing video game mascot looks like.
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Jun 14, 2023 23:01
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bus hustler posted:The game fails to load properly during a cutscene and just kills the player Literal 
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Jun 14, 2023 23:05
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why does the elf have eyes like that
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Jun 14, 2023 23:20
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I think the people who made the game just really didn't like Gollum. Like on a personal level or something.
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Jun 14, 2023 23:24
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EorayMel posted:It's a Tak And The Power Of Juju haircut OP. Also note the noses. Yeah but he shouldn't have any hair at all then. In the movie he just has some pathetic strands of hair. It'd look terrible with their graphics though. Why give him hair at all? It doesn't even look like Gollum. Wtf is wrong with these people? Disco Pope posted:French developers Ah.
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Jun 15, 2023 00:28
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dr_rat posted:Lol they didn't actually end on a "To be continued!" did they? Unless the game ends with “press F to bite that little fucker’s finger right off” it kind of has to be a “to be continued” right?
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Jun 15, 2023 01:35
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Good Lord of the Rings Game: Deep Rock Galactic: Moria Edition, Frodo Stranding Bad Lord of the Rings Game: Maybe the Mouth of Sauron was a Deep and Complex Character
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Jun 15, 2023 01:37
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Battle for Middle Earth 1 and 2 were awesome.
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Jun 15, 2023 01:39
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The LotR card game isn't bad but its extremely content poor.
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Jun 15, 2023 01:40
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I don’t know why people are making fun of this game I’ve already beaten it and gotten all achievements. I’m on my third play through and haven’t encountered a single bug, one of the best games ever
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Jun 15, 2023 01:43
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Barudak posted:Good Lord of the Rings Game: Deep Rock Galactic: Moria Edition, Frodo Stranding You forgot the 1980s ms-dos text adventure where you can get high on pipeweed and murder your hobbit friends and throw a bong at the ring wraiths. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc99nX_eN2k&t=348s
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Jun 15, 2023 03:26
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I refuse to click that link, nothing could possibly paint a better picture than the image you just put in my head
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Jun 15, 2023 22:34
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Pirate Radar posted:Unless the game ends with “press F to bite that little fucker’s finger right off” it kind of has to be a “to be continued” right? Porque No los Dos? No, seriously, the ending is worse than anyone could have imagined. The last action you take in the game is a choice of whether or not you want to kill a bird after the elf that gollum is with friendzones him for elf chad. Then gollum somehow enter Moria and goes even more insane. It’s truly mind boggling that this game was made. dr_rat posted:Lol they didn't actually end on a "To be continued!" did they? Not the words but they linger on the door of Moria while gollum screams in pain within Moria.
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Jun 16, 2023 05:55
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You didn't buy all the Gollum action figures and play games of riddiles at recess and lunch every day?
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Jun 16, 2023 05:59
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You didn't buy all the Gollum action figures and play games of riddiles at recess and lunch every day? Ah yes, who could forget the classic toy from our childhood, Torment Me Gollum. You pull the string in his back and he starts writhing around and screaming "it burns us!!!!"
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Jun 16, 2023 14:23
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Saltpowered posted:Porque No los Dos? There's a great potential in "gollum visits places: a game series" next up: gollum goes to Miami
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Jun 16, 2023 14:31
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Saltpowered posted:The last action you take in the game is a choice of whether or not you want to kill a bird after the elf that gollum is with friendzones him for elf chad. Then gollum somehow enter Moria and goes even more insane. Saltpowered posted:Not the words but they linger on the door of Moria while gollum screams in pain within Moria.
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Jun 16, 2023 14:53
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dr_rat posted:Lol I was right, the developers do legit seem to just really hate gollum and enjoy seeing him tortured. Haha, the hell? You can bag yourself a cheevo by hurling him into molten lava.
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Jun 16, 2023 14:58
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dr_rat posted:Lol I was right, the developers do legit seem to just really hate gollum and enjoy seeing him tortured. Haha, the hell? There's a part where after a "Many Years Later..." in italics Calibri screen transition, Gollum gets a new cellmate and treats the new character as his prison bitch while channeling more of the studio's history of point-and-click design. And you can sacrifice said prison bitch to Shelob during one of the gollum vs smeagol moral choice moments immediately after a sewer level.
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EorayMel posted:And you can sacrifice said prison bitch to Shelob during one of the gollum vs smeagol moral choice moments immediately after a sewer level. is Shelob a hot goth babe with rad titties like the other lord of the rings game?
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steinrokkan posted:There's a great potential in "gollum visits places: a game series" next up: gollum goes to Miami Gollum theft auto 2: Miami Precious
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Jun 16, 2023 16:51
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Gollum and Clank: My preci-arsenal
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Gollum Trick: Precious Detective
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Jun 16, 2023 17:26
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Klyith posted:is Shelob a hot goth babe with rad titties like the other lord of the rings game? No.
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shelob my sheknob
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