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52 | 23.32% |
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| Goku |
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116 | 52.02% |
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lmao that this thread got nooner killed for 6 hours
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i hope Gollum 2 is a turn-based 4x game
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May 27, 2023 21:34
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Mozi posted:i hope Gollum 2 is a turn-based 4x game 4 player co-op with microtransactions
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May 27, 2023 21:42
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Polygon: This devoted gamer is streaming lord of the ring: gollum every day until hollow knight silksong comes out
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May 27, 2023 21:47
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I love The Gollum Game
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May 27, 2023 21:56
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Vakal posted:Imagine getting into game development, your life long dream, the endless possibilities to push the boundaries of gaming lay ahead of you. Continuously employment for 4 years in game dev, that's a win.
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May 27, 2023 22:02
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:goll um deez nuts hehe gollem
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May 27, 2023 22:04
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:goll um deez nuts
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May 27, 2023 22:33
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I love The Gollum Game Lol the screaming in the cave early on sounds like the annoying goat from the Grinch movie from awhile back and it’s hilarious
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May 27, 2023 23:54
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a game that lets me play as a smelly, shriveled, intensely unlikable monster? finally, just the kind of inclusivity I've been begging for
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May 28, 2023 00:02
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Mozi posted:i hope Gollum 2 is a turn-based 4x game You've got to manage individual cells Cell 438's poo poo bucket is filling up!!
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May 28, 2023 00:08
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Countdown until the pc mod community releases a nude patch that removes gollums loincloth
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May 28, 2023 00:10
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Does MTG ever get out of the underground prison or is the whole game just spent in the shittiest environment possible
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May 28, 2023 00:15
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Smugworth posted:You've got to manage individual cells crap! all my birds are busy herding pigs!
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May 28, 2023 00:23
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Jelly posted:They're charging $70. That is a AAA price point. It's 50 dollars on Steam, with 60 for the 'elves speak elvish!' edition, but that's still big leagues price, yeah. If you want to strangle orcs (with and without helmets) for that kind of money, you could just get Shadow of War. That game got dragged when it came out, too, but they backpedaled hard on all the stuff people hated, so now there's no microtransactions getting in the way of your smoldering long-term on-again off-again romance with a guitar-playing Orc (while sexy Shelob looks on).
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May 28, 2023 00:42
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EorayMel posted:lmao that this thread got nooner killed for 6 hours If only Nooner had been wearing a helmet to protect himself.
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May 28, 2023 01:56
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When I heard about the Gollum emote DLC I thought it was something for like, a game from twenty years ago that someone dredged up for twitter cred. The fact this is a game released this year is loving stunning.
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May 28, 2023 03:08
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I've heard something about gollum and helmets can anyone elaborate?
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May 28, 2023 03:12
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I need some deets re:gollum and orc helmets
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May 28, 2023 03:13
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:When I heard about the Gollum emote DLC I thought it was something for like, a game from twenty years ago that someone dredged up for twitter cred. The fact this is a game released this year is loving stunning. 
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May 28, 2023 03:18
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Nooner posted:I've heard something about gollum and helmets can anyone elaborate? I think Gollum's big mutant head is too big for him to wear a helmet and he's upset about it
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May 28, 2023 03:23
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Gollums got a massive helmet but a shrimpy pencil thin neck
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May 28, 2023 03:31
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It's really weird looking
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May 28, 2023 03:31
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So's my dick.
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May 28, 2023 04:16
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BigBadSteve posted:So's my dick. Yeah but can your dick strangle orks (if they're not wearing helmets)? 
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May 28, 2023 04:19
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Nooner posted:I need some deets re:gollum and orc helmets I got some deets for you... ...deets nutz! lol gotem
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May 28, 2023 05:37
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Gollum is the original goon
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May 28, 2023 05:56
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Lord of the Things: Goblem
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May 28, 2023 07:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:Gollum is the original goon Goollum
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May 28, 2023 08:00
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Thinking about tho;s helmets
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May 28, 2023 08:03
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Nooner posted:Thinking about tho;s helmets Don't be a stupid gollum, be a smart gollum! Don't think about them helmets, just strangle!
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May 28, 2023 08:08
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I was not surprised this game was terrible. It's so easy to spot when a game is going to loving suck these days because it happens so often. I usually side with the consumer against predatory businesses but I feel a lot less sympathy for people who play video games often and still can't spot this poo poo a mile away.Pennywise the Frown posted:I checked out the official Steam page and noticed that a Live youtuber is streaming right now. I opened it and after 10 seconds he got stuck and started dying whenever he jumped. Then proceeded to quickly die two more times in about 30 seconds. lol this is so awesome
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May 28, 2023 08:09
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We isn't going to play any nasty games until we gets our Rankin and Bass skins precious!
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May 28, 2023 08:16
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Collectors Edition NFT
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May 28, 2023 08:34
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Bug report: was able to milk an orc wearing a helmet E: it was supposed to say kill
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May 28, 2023 09:23
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May 28, 2023 09:25
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the only thing good that's come from this game is that there's a high quality gollum model out there for people to pose into porn animations. such as gollum pounding dobby's twink arse
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May 28, 2023 09:52
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idk if you've seen the game but what they made is literally the opposite of a high-quality gollum model. It looks like a shovelware PS2 game lol.
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May 28, 2023 09:53
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FEATURES - Next Gen Video Graphics (I'm Coming Too, Raster Frodo!) - Over ◶ Challenging Levels! - Galoob Game Genie Compatible - Three New EDM Songs From DALDO - FREE Ranken & Bass Skin w/ Pre-order - Has An Ending -- No Matter How You Play! REVIEWS "I liked the big head mode" "Better than Hobbit Trilogy" "How do I turn on big head? Menu?" "Yes" "OK, I found it" Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 10:25 on May 28, 2023 |
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May 28, 2023 09:55
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But have you seen his beautiful head of hair?
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