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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Gaz-L posted:

Or, put another way, he's Worf.

Come to Quark's, Quark is Worf...

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Starfleet: "You're not allowed to genetically engineer your kids."

Bashir's dad:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The Cardassian women have blue spoons on their heads because The State commanded it, my dear doctor.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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TheDeadlyShoe posted:

at least TV is finally over dumb holograms

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Fighting Trousers posted:

"That one's real name is Jeffrey Combs!!!"

"And this Mr. Combs is also a Vorta, a Tellarite, and a... Re-animator, is that correct?" says the psychiatrist.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Powered Descent posted:

All I know is if I was on the Enterprise-D and needed to talk something over, I'd be going to see Guinan instead of Troi.

Guinan's got booze and guns, Guinan's cool.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Feldegast42 posted:

*Meekly pokes head into thread*

First Contact was good

Fun to watch, ahead of schedule, under budget. Two-Takes Frakes doesn't miss.


"These are the directions my eyes point, Patrick."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Lowen SoDium posted:

What is everyone's favorite Kira hair style?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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HD DAD posted:

Lieutenant Commander War Crimes reporting for duty sir

What an unfortunate name.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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The back of a Klingon bridge is just another big viewscreen so they can have whatever they want in the background of their music video communications. A boy band dance routine should have a big empty weird place with flashy lights. Captain One Eye knew what he was doing, I read the liner notes, he wrote the lyrics, that's his baby.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Generations is the Christmas episode. The Easter Bunny appears in TOS. The Bajorans have analogues for Passover and Hanukkah, I'm sure.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Roadie posted:

The Lower Decks episode "wej Duj" makes a pretty good case that any Vulcans in Starfleet are, by Vulcan standards, impulsive and borderline insubordinate weirdos. It really helps make clear why exactly they're willing to put up with being surrounded by humans all the time, since humans may be annoying as hell but they're willing to accept statements like "I don't have evidence but I think it will work" or "actually, we should try this new thing".

According to SNW humans smell really bad to Vulcans. Spock has to take meds to suppress his olfactory sense. Vulcans are just into suppressing themselves.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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McSpanky posted:

Little known fact, she replaced her costume bra padding with her bridge chair on the last day and nobody noticed.

Brawny. :smug:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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poo poo ain't moving, y'all watching it.

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Feb 14, 2012

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nine-gear crow posted:

Season 1 Picard in Disaster would have been that statue of that dude fighting a bunch of babies for some reason.

"I'm... not good with kids."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Gene sex mandate

The real prime directive.

The first duty of every Star Trek show... is to horny. Whether it's scientific horny, or historical horny, or personal horny. It is the guiding principle on which Star Trek is based.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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re: Dax chat

Dax, Dax, Dax! Who ees Dax?!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Arivia posted:

A hosed-Up Thing Happened To O’Brien On The Way To The Promenade

The Irishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down And Got hosed Up

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

The D'deridex is a major threat to a Galaxy-class

Love that dang ship.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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McSpanky posted:

nobody orders "cola".

Odo saunters into Quark's and grunts out, "I'll have a liter of cola."

The pimply teenage Ferengi working the bar tries to subtly inform the replicator, "It's for a cop."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Just logic, ma'am.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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I need a large print of this.

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Feb 14, 2012

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Railing Kill posted:

The NPCs in Trek should either be the most chill or the most traumatized people in history.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Atlas Hugged posted:

I was skeptical going into "Course: Oblivion" because it was such an obvious TOS-style episode name and if you're going to do a TOS style episode, you better own the gently caress out of it.

And they did. Absolutely brilliant episode.

How Kate Mulgrew generally felt about the consistency of her character's writing:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Sisko could've just asked Odo to look like some Corbomite for a while and tell the Dominion, "Look at all this Corbomite, I will blow us all up."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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davidspackage posted:

DS9 season 6, "Honor Among Thieves": O'Brien goes undercover to try and infiltrate a small group of criminals working for the Orion Syndicate.

He should've forgotten Keiko and taken over that outfit. The O'Brien Syndicate would have been feared, respected.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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If mirror universe Vic Fontaine is a real guy, what is mirror universe Q? A powerless but likeable mortal with a full head of hair?

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Feb 14, 2012

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Sir Lemming posted:

first-season jitters

Yeah, once they switch to decaf Raktajino everything smooths out.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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zoux posted:

He was also 2 years old.

Rookie cop joins the force, does things his own way.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Nessus posted:

jam ba LA ya

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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LividLiquid posted:

The only thing I remember was hating the Dubya vibes permeating the whole thing and a rad part in the middle of every ship where there's no gravity.

The Dubya White House had that as well.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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...... How did Geordi see screens?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Of all the prosthetic forehead aliens, they were the most................. human. :911:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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McSpanky posted:

Set phasers to "permanent disability"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukXJOPk_9A

Holy poo poo, I can't believe this aired.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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FlamingLiberal posted:

rear end to rear end

An unusual variation on mindmeld technique.

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