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 HELP WANTED! Ladies, gentlemen, and fine orbs: The BYOB Corporation (Inc. TM Registered Trademark, Shareholder and also LLC as per Section 69 of Internet Law) is expanding! Productivity has been increasing but is not yet optimal: we have more posts to make, more threads to post, more dad jokes to inflict, and we need YOU to do that! Grow with us! A highly competitive and extremely important position has become available, and we need QUALIFIED candidates. What we offer:
Please send us (by posting ITT) your application form including absolutely nothing but a resumé filled with funny things that make the mentioned two mods, who have no humor or knowledge on how to post well, laugh, so we can arbitrarily choose among the otherwise equally amazing candidates. Once in, you will be handed a very good looking gray star, you will get BUTTONS, people will call you king or queen, but very likely also Idiot as a prefix. We are potentially looking to fill MULTIPLE free positions with said IK employees, if it is suitable and possible, so you might be free to work and reign in an absolute chaos forum with multiple IKs, who are entirely free to go batshit crazy with jokes and events and fun things or whatever else they might want! You are also free to fight one another in a big posting arena and see who's the top chicken with a crown, or something like that, I dunno. As IK you are free to do as much and as little as you like, it does NOT include a requirement to do any actual serious modding, we here in BYOB Incorporated Corporation LLC GmbH & Co. KG believe in a fun position as IK, that may give you the option to handle serious situations a bit, if you wish to do so, but absolutely do never have to do that. That's what you have us nerdy mods for! Short version: Please post your extremely real and not fake resumé in this thread by Sunday June 4, thank you and god bless, goonspeed and see you soon (like right now) (well hello there  )lol 69, nice Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 28, 2023 |
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Goatse and Gallant posted:a resumé filled with funny things that make the mentioned two mods, who have no humor or knowledge on how to post well, laugh i believe this is called a Berufwitzphrasenrücksichtnahmesammlungvorlage e: this is my resume your friend sk fucked around with this message at 21:36 on May 28, 2023
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your friend sk posted:i believe this is called a Berufwitzphrasenrücksichtnahmesammlungvorlage lol
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May 28, 2023 16:05
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i can start on monday
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May 28, 2023 17:55
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May 28, 2023 18:42
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Hello?? This is a cheap way to bribe one of the juries and I for one won't sit down and let it happen!
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May 28, 2023 18:54
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May 28, 2023 20:11
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my skills: - burp - fart - poste
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May 28, 2023 20:15
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Saoshyant posted:Hello?? This is a cheap way to bribe one of the juries and I for one won't sit down and let it happen! Then stand up and let it happen!
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May 28, 2023 20:33
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The shrine in tears of the kingdom is goatse
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May 28, 2023 21:51
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I have a better deal for you than following Jesus. In fact, it's the deal of a lifetime! For you see, in exchange for a gray star next to my name I'll improve BYOB beyond your dreams! I'll be your Internet Monarch (IM), for I am no queen, king, or idiot but a monarch of this here Internet. My qualifications include: * posts pet pictures * has opinions about movies * is awful at puns but tries hard * doesn't rickroll people * creator of many quality(tm) orb sigs * doesn't use cheap ploys to gain power like a certain someone ok fine, I can do it too
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May 28, 2023 21:59
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I was simply posting a posterior in support of all the beautiful candidates. I hereby cast my vote for Saoshyant!  ps (to other candidates): My vote can bee easily bribed with simple lobbying Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 22:09 on May 28, 2023 https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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May 28, 2023 22:05
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i’ve posted a coupla times in my life
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May 29, 2023 00:22
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I excel at not being funny but you couldn't pay me to mod on this site lmaoooo |
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May 29, 2023 01:21
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here's my resume  mods did 9-11 
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May 29, 2023 01:39
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why do we need mods in this subfolder anyway, there are like 15 of us |
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May 29, 2023 15:39
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rear end-penny posted:why do we need mods in this subfolder anyway, there are like 15 of us it's traditional and it's fun and going mad with power never had such low stakes
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May 29, 2023 15:50
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lazy byob mods dont even post in byob anymore and are trying to con gullible dupes into doing not only their mod duties but also their posting for them
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May 29, 2023 16:56
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don't be a fink make the mods post
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May 29, 2023 16:57
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what do we want? more posts! From whom do we want em? GaG and manifisto!
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May 29, 2023 16:58
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:what do we want? more posts! From whom do we want em? GaG and manifisto! |
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May 29, 2023 17:04
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if i were an ik of byob i would sit high within my ivory tower, looking down upon the unwashed masses of the yobetariat, and post only in the IK forum with all the other ik's of the other forums and never sully my delicate and effete posting fingers with the the common stain of blue and purple which crusts the calloused and hardworking hands of the honest yeomen yobber who, despite laboring hard in the posting fields to put guffaws into the greedy gobbets of the moderating classes, is only able to provide modest chuckles on the table for the starving stupid newbies at home.
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May 29, 2023 17:07
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rear end-penny posted:I was IK for a little bit, I don't remember any special IK forums or threads typical of the mods to not tell you about any of your legally mandated benefits. They probably told you there was no pay either and just kept your salary for themselves.
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May 29, 2023 17:11
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my first decree as an IK would be to “take it easy” and “hang out with my friends”
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May 29, 2023 17:12
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hire a good labor lawyer imo and maka complaint with the NLRB and your state dept. of labor that's hosed up and i for one am appalled, but admittedly not surprised, that the mods of byob would steal not only your time and labor but also the actual cash. really just sad at this point.
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May 29, 2023 17:13
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watho posted:my first decree as an IK would be to “take it easy” and “hang out with my friends” this is the kind of leadership we need around here for a change
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watho posted:my first decree as an IK would be to “take it easy” and “hang out with my friends” Your sig isn't loading. This is a tragedy! Edit: figured it out. webm extension is erroring out in that gfycat website, try changing it to .mp4 like this code: |
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May 29, 2023 17:27
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yeah i’m aware i thought it was busted but it was just my computer not loading any images so i tried to fix it which actually did break it and i haven’t had the energy to unbreak it but i will do it thanks for the heads up tho
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gosh darnit once again I forgot to read the entire thread and just scrolled to the bottom to post
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May 29, 2023 20:19
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:gosh darnit once again I forgot to read the entire thread and just scrolled to the bottom to post same but i rushed to quote the last poste
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:gosh darnit once again I forgot to read the entire thread and just scrolled to the bottom to post this is the byob way 
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May 29, 2023 20:40
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your friend sk posted:this is the byob way i never remove my posting helmet
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My fellow Orbians, a vote for me is a vote for periodic comedy probations. Animals, flowers, summer beaches, rubber ducks, we are gonna do all the themes! A promise is a promise! Vote for me as the new IM, with me as your new monarch, we're gonna have a ball! Good night and may Baphomet bless you and BYOB!
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Name: How Wonderful! Race: Halfling Alignment: Fairweather Strength: 7 Energy Projection: 0 Cunning: 14 Vertical Leap: minor Trivia: Once in the ladies' bathroom stall I saw somebody had written "Toyota TRUCK" on the door and under it someone had written "yeah" Gold: 4,003 FUNNY POSTS: -one about balldo -one about yobber house (fraternity) -I forget the rest -"I am not the rambler" that one was good ACCOLADES -sundry BYOB SECRET SANTA -two time participant, witnessed by god
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Me? Really? I lurk LOT, but I also post sometimes. Pros: Am a robot. Am made of meat. Cons: Lurks more than posts.
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king for a day, idiot for a life time |
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if i was ik i would do very little probably, im not a BiG pOsTeR type. however i am an idiot though so thats half way there uuhh yeah random smiley incoming: 
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