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calhoun
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calhoun fucked around with this message at 11:26 on May 30, 2023

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


personally i think byob should be ruled by a synod of 13 idiots elected by their peers and any decision to push buttons should have to be unanimous


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


or as just like an anarchist commune where everyone forgets to go to the meetings


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Manifisto


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

personally i think byob should be ruled by a synod of 13 idiots elected by their peers and any decision to push buttons should have to be unanimous

sorry u weren't invited to the synod, maybe u should try being more of an idiot???


ty nesamdoom!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

personally i think byob should be ruled by a synod of 13 idiots elected by their peers and any decision to push buttons should have to be unanimous

it's not on purpose, the buttons just stick and you need that many people to push them down


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
the buttons are gunked up with byob cum



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Dr. Honked posted:

the buttons are gunked up with byob cum

‘Remember kids, every time you masturbate you stop one unjust probe’


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Dr. Honked posted:

the buttons are gunked up with byob cum

I thought it was grape jelly :shrug:


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

your friend sk posted:

I thought it was grape jelly :shrug:

yeah sorry i spilled some of my peanut butter and cum sandwich all over the machinery



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
pb&cum is the official sandwich of byob



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

if i’m IK it will be of thr forums



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Dr. Honked posted:

pb&cum is the official sandwich of byob

Pee, nut, Butt, &cum


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Ass-penny

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

‘Remember kids, every time you masturbate you stop one unjust probe’

brb, going to save the youths from unjust probes

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


on the other hand, masturbating might stop one comedy sixer, so really who can say if masturbation is good or bad


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


if i am made IK i will bankrupt BYOB by spending all the money on researching this topic


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
here is my resume but in the form of the lyrics to "hell yeah" by the bloodhound gang:

if I IK'd there would be no explicit probes in LC
there would be CJ streaming wrestling and lots of live PPVs
if I IK'd thou shalt not disgrace john cena's titles
and thou shalt add the book of hammock kitty to the bible
thou shalt welcome, don't be rude
thou shalt hello and chat too
if I IK'd that's what I'd do
heavens no, hell yeah!!

if I IK'd I'd make a bunch of posts and :five: everything
i'd make sghetti and to the library i'd bring
if I IK'd mods need not handle locks or probe for spamming
thou shalt bubba and though shalt gubba, thou shalt even flambin
thou shalt post rush for the win, thou shalt quote a dippy or two
if I IK'd that's what i'd do
heavens no, hell yeah!!

and when they give me my goofy rear end the cool star
i'll tell them i'll be friendly, leave my inbox ajar
give chewb some toast with vegemite spreaded thick
those aussies taught me that cool new trick

but would I make a good idiot with my low self-esteem?
if I don't make it through byob reggae would that be blasphemy?
say gold mango as I wake up to make posts today
yeah that's what I would do if I IK'd


Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Strengths:
- Lurking
- Dad jokes

Weaknesses:
- Posting
- Organization
- Leadership
- Everything else



watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

on the other hand, masturbating might stop one comedy sixer, so really who can say if masturbation is good or bad

this is why corn flakes were inventrd



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

kellogg was a huge fan of comedy sixers and that’s why he tried making his anti-masturbation cereal



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


watho posted:

kellogg was a huge fan of comedy sixers and that’s why he tried making his anti-masturbation cereal

lmao


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Escape From Noise

If you come for the idiot king, best not :piss:



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

pliable

this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc
im at a Taco Bell drive thru and a woman yelled at me calling me baldy and was all “DO U HAVE ANY CHANGE” and i did not like that because I am not bald by choice because I am old man now :mad: :corsair:

and then some dude who has a Frankenstein collection of bike parts or some poo poo was trying to tow it past mine and all the cars in a narrow drive thru lane and it probably scratched my car but my car has got dents and scratches already so it’s ok I guess

Taco Bell’s in the ghetto can be fun and educational and exciting!!!!’

so that’s my application i guess farewell toodle-lous

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

pliable posted:

im at a Taco Bell drive thru and a woman yelled at me calling me baldy and was all “DO U HAVE ANY CHANGE” and i did not like that because I am not bald by choice because I am old man now :mad: :corsair:

and then some dude who has a Frankenstein collection of bike parts or some poo poo was trying to tow it past mine and all the cars in a narrow drive thru lane and it probably scratched my car but my car has got dents and scratches already so it’s ok I guess

Taco Bell’s in the ghetto can be fun and educational and exciting!!!!’

so that’s my application i guess farewell toodle-lous

gonna need that taco bell order pls. v important detail :taco:

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
if granted buttons, i swear to god i'll chain probate this entire forum until my privileges are revoked and/or i have to go to bed

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Nosfereefer posted:

if granted buttons, i swear to god i'll chain probate this entire forum until my privileges are revoked and/or i have to go to bed

We need more details. How many hours do you sleep per day?



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Manifisto


Nosfereefer posted:

if granted buttons, i swear to god i'll chain probate this entire forum until my privileges are revoked and/or i have to go to bed

sounds like a :toxx: to me


ty nesamdoom!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


as IK, i will host a BYOB poster fair where everyone can talk about their favorite stuff. I'll might do this anyway though


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


i will also initiate peace talks with Dr Eldarion to normalize relations with C&D


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


your friend sk posted:

i will also initiate peace talks with Dr Eldarion to normalize relations with C&D

Jesus Christ! Years on this site and I've never seen anything as hosed up as this post! Ban this monster! Ban the traitor!



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


your friend sk posted:

i will also initiate peace talks with Dr Eldarion to normalize relations with C&D

Dr. Eldarion retired some time ago


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Nosfereefer posted:

if granted buttons, i swear to god i'll chain probate this entire forum until my privileges are revoked and/or i have to go to bed

now this i can get behind



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


If I were made IK I would go on a forums-wide campaign to have Dr. Eldarion banned and C&D deleted


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Dr. Eldarion retired some time ago

coupons & deals is corrupt to its core and i KNOW they still have connections to the inside


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


your friend sk posted:

coupons & deals is corrupt to its core and i KNOW they still have connections to the inside

This is the truth. I'm glad you finally opened your eyes and forgot about any silly talk such as "peace" with those pesky dealer addicts and their discount coupons.



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


as IK, I WILL annex c&d to make room for a water park (no discounts)


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Manifisto


your friend sk posted:

coupons & deals is corrupt to its core and i KNOW they still have connections to the inside

do you actually think jeffrey paid full price for something awful????


ty nesamdoom!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Manifisto posted:

do you actually think jeffrey paid full price for something awful????

it's worth like $30 at this point so probably


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
That got me curious what the website value was and I found this on the same page lol

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

do you actually think jeffrey paid full price for something awful????

Someone certainly did.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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If I were IK, I would not do one drat thing different!


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