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Here I am the lonely poster steering clear of your precious threads made my own like a roller coaster applying all of my intellect
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i bet you want to poo poo up this thread the threat is that you could all you have to do is use your head a few of you probably would
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May 28, 2023 21:23
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hark ye fine lads, to when we say gurf lost to times rear end, I imagine the worst where do phrases go when we move on in my feeble mind I guess that's nuanced
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May 28, 2023 21:33
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gay thread gay clothes especially the pantiehose
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May 28, 2023 21:42
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hooray thread hooray to my clothes indubitably thats good to know
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May 28, 2023 21:48
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this thread is dying on the vine, im glad it's not a thread of mine, what follows soon shall come to pass, voted 1 ban OP and 
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May 28, 2023 21:59
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post in the respective thread when you take a poo poo or piss this thread is about the stanza and not the limerick awful energy collects like a clinging vapor from thread-poo poo's brainstorms and the associated labor
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May 28, 2023 22:09
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There once was a man from Lent Whose dick was so long it was bent He said with a grin, and come cum on his chin Instead of cumming I went Edit: Hmmm... I may have mixed up my limmerics here
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May 28, 2023 22:51
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a post about a golden ring the one that ruled gbs such infamy that post would bring the ten dollars spent was deliberate
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May 28, 2023 23:09
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the few first posts are cringe-inducing but I bet yours are probate producing an open letter to the lurker for a fun exercise look no further 
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May 29, 2023 00:53
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OP’s mom is the very best Big ol’ tiddies on her chest I watch em bounce to and fro She’s always up for another go
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May 29, 2023 01:23
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:OP’s mom is the very best your mom is really a cut above she spends on the things that you love if its about your mom we want more or watch someone start a flame war
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May 29, 2023 01:30
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:OP’s mom is the very best Passive Aggreeable posted:your mom is really a cut above you guys are good at this
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May 29, 2023 01:34
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gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress Suck suck suck suck I’ll bang your wife You cuck cuck cuck cuck
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May 29, 2023 01:39
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A thread somewhat similar to mine Who knows, it might do fine The pen is mightier than the sword I will see you in court
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May 29, 2023 01:41
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you guys are good at this Skeleton boner, how does it work? No blood or ligaments to make it jerk Some magic or wizardry, is that the key? No, it’s just Lego, a plastic peepee.
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May 29, 2023 01:42
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Geemer posted:A thread somewhat similar to mine that's not the impression I wanted to evoke some people do it as a masterstroke I've seen it sparingly in this artistic desert like it might be because of the lack of effort
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May 29, 2023 01:52
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Passive Aggreeable posted:your mom is really a cut above One two three four I declare a flame war I meet your mom ev’ry day for lunch Upon her rear end I eagerly munch
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May 29, 2023 01:52
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Skeleton boner, how does it work? lol
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May 29, 2023 01:54
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I didn't speak for myself, I spoke for us all We really think your mom has it all Its not a bad thing that she gets around Its a sad thing that you're crying out loud
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May 29, 2023 01:55
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Could be doing something else instead We should really gas this thread Not doing anything exciting like getting head But I still think we should gas this thread
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May 29, 2023 01:59
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Verse with lines that number four? I will keep one line in store. I'll save it for another time,
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May 29, 2023 02:03
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Jelly posted:Could be doing something else instead as they say, idle hands are the devil's workshop I'm glad you posted according to the format its a departure from banging your mom nonstop I'm not very creative at that
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May 29, 2023 02:05
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Railing moms is low hanging fruit Just like her boobs when I give her the root I can’t hold back when they swing in my face By the way I’m your dad
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May 29, 2023 03:25
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try not to have a heart attack your mom ate some dillz and now shes fat the last time i was with her i spotted three fedoras hanging by the lamplight
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May 29, 2023 03:34
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by page two I'll be sober by page twenty-two I'll feel fine better posting in sunnier weather posting with you in my mind 
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May 29, 2023 03:37
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Passive Aggreeable posted:try not to have a heart attack One fedora, two fedoras, three fedoras, four Your mom takes more dick than a sporting goods store I saw her at the driving range scooping up balls Met her in the men’s room, she tugged me in the stall
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May 29, 2023 03:43
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I introduced your mom to chatgpt she said where ess the pp chatgpt said it was inappropriate but your mom is so hot dagnabbit
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May 29, 2023 03:48
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I tricked your mom with my wicked demeanor Told her I hurt myself and she believed it Now she is in love with who I am Can't tell you why I did it or when it began
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May 29, 2023 03:49
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Boss makes a billion I make a buck That’s why I gently caress In the company truck
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May 29, 2023 04:03
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who wants to read a verse by a neet or by a username about anime feet I'll think about it as I go to sleep in my regards, goondolences, I keep
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May 29, 2023 04:38
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Do some soccer practice with the water polo team Do some track and field on the football green Go to the locker room, do some weight training Dude it would be real hot if we joined the Army
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May 29, 2023 04:45
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Knifed some jerk in Brombleten, Got sentenced from five to ten. Eat a slaw dog that isn't cold Will brew some wine with some mold
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May 29, 2023 04:52
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I woke up this morning out of my body I stared at my reflection, I am not there instead of acting out a comic book plot that's shoddy Invisibly I can post and push you down the stairs
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May 29, 2023 16:39
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These verses are pretty bad OP There's not any rhythm or time You're failing at the basic task Of simply making them rhyme
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May 29, 2023 18:37
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I'm glad others are posting here Your submissions aren't really the best What would make this thread really soar Is if you posted in it less
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May 29, 2023 18:39
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my posts suck while yours are great rhythm was inferred yours was the worst by far wait here's the bird
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May 29, 2023 18:53
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
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May 29, 2023 18:57
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Hey I see you guys are posting four-line lyrics in this thread (in this thread) I was wondering if I could join you While I give your father some righteous head (righteous head)
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there really is no need for all posts to be songlike and poo poo so he inadvertently brought something up of merit a verse could be lines of text in poem for instance I like it when it is less defined in spirit
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