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goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Meme warriors return home,
scarred and torn,
I wish this war would end
but then where would be the memes?

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
the moon seems still like a painting
hung high up in the house
all of us dancing like little playthings
when will we ever get out

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

gather around a warm lit grove
singe your eyes like a hand on the stove
stare deep into what you think you might see
ashes to ashes till whats left is humanity

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Around a circle a ring did gleam
Between two legs there hung a peen
Dark red passage, a slick wet sheen
What the gently caress get it off my screen

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Too drunk for puttin,
or drivin the cart.
Still hit the Big Dog though,
while I fart.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stop claiming you're the victim in the fights you always start
Imagined successes are not enough to make you loved
Your endless lies are only causing those around you pain
Stop pissing in a glass and calling it finest champagne

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Jack your cock, man, until it spurts.
You've tugged it too much if it hurts.
Where, oh where, will you shoot your load?
Sock, bottle, vase, or the side of the road?

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
I think, therefore I saw
the spontaneous culmination
my intellect is raw
Wait I wasn't paying attention

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
Am I the vegetable, that I am holding in my hand?
Surely this idea is testable, am I a part vegetable man?
The stroke left me unsure, I've bitten my fingers before
The vegetable is absurd, as I see my face it wore.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

The road again. The road again.
Down the hills and back up again.
Distant wind, they blow up the sand.
Now who's idea was this plan again?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fall is spiced,
pumpkin and nice,
tall boots and vest,
leaves and all the rest.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


In the kitchen, shadows cast
I stand tall and shake my rear end
Wiggle wiggle while I cook
Clapping sounds my rear end is shook

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Spooky season is drawing near
Skeletons sneak up on my rear
In the distance, a witchy crone
As Im taken to the bone zone.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

alas
I cannot
suck my
own dick

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Working" from home,
watching TV,
getting paid to shipost,
this is the dream.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

"working" from home
but it's actually work
i'm just waiting on my
disability alert

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
I am the goat man
I am the goat man
Spreading my anus
Kookookajoo

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

I am the goat
Long is my horn
Lost the other one
Back in the war

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
the days turn into weeks
why haven't I responded to you?
I guess I'll take my seat
as I've learned to ghost people too.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Imagine your center,
and then your center
connected to the center
of the Earth.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

centered round the center
of the epicenter of the sinner
and his self-centered temper
put to an end with a hole in the center

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Theres something to be said about the way things are,
You might get all kind of ticked off about it
But you shouldn't just sweat that kinda poo poo
Lead a charge like you're swinging the sword of the Czar

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

At the fair on a glorious fall day,
kids are running and laughing,
adults smiling holding teddy bears
and fried doughs and cokes.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

slip me a coke zero
card it up no time for woe
no time for anything but the mind blow
no caffeine got me goin woah

TheKub
May 11, 2006

The recipe is carefully read
to turn these reagents into bread
gather around your friends to be fed
in these small acts is how love is spread

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Add bananas she said,
but she's long gone,
and I'm pressing the blend
button on a sad alone smoothie

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I know
What you
Did last
Summer

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