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We're all here to party Some posters parents at our side Grab your partner, do-si-do And take your neighbors for a ride
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And one day late complete the rhyme.
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May 30, 2023 01:03
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Something Awful's morose, Yet folks find fun being verbose. Loud laments turned jest, In this chaos, humor's nest.
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May 30, 2023 01:49
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one full page is quite the success for an idea prone to a lack of ideas coming up with more causes stress 'just post' the panacea
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May 30, 2023 03:09
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This Memorial Day I remembered your mom’s service To our Nation: 40,000 satisfied soldiers.
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May 30, 2023 11:09
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he laughs, he cries, he types l-o-l in, forgets the shortcut so he just hits send but his laugh im afraid is three lines short so what im tryna say is that ill see you in court
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May 30, 2023 16:00
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In hellfire's glow and sulfur's stench, A tale of sin I'm here to quench. From meek to monster, this tale I tell, A soul's descent into a personal hell. "Breaking Bad" is its name, A sordid story of chemist's flame. Walter White, a man once meek, His tale of tragedy is what I speak. With cancer gnawing at his core, He opts for dark arts, breaking law's bore. From chemistry teacher to meth's dark cook, He descends in madness, by hook or by crook. With Pinkman, his former pupil's aid, In drug trade's realm, their path is laid. Blue meth they cook in a roving van, Unleashing havoc across the land. Their enterprise it starts to bloom, But along comes danger, impending doom. Cartels, cops, all seek their fall, In this deadly game, they enthrall. Walter, now known as Heisenberg, His descent into villainy does surge. He manipulates, lies, and often kills, To preserve his empire that illicitly thrills. His family shatters, his secrets laid bare, The cost of his actions, too grave to bear. From Skyler, his wife, to young Walter Jr., His sins cause pain, and their lives turn bleaker. Through five long seasons, his tale unfolds, As corruption and death his soul beholds. Walter White, from man to demon's guise, A tale of downfall, in meth's cruel demise. Breaking Bad, it holds a mirror, To ambition and fear, drawn nearer. In the end, Walter dies, his reign ends, A mournful echo, in our minds, it sends. So heed this tale, ye mortal kin, Of how good men fall into sin. Beware the path Walter White hath tread, Or find thyself in realms of the dead.
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May 30, 2023 16:47
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Whoa man, what's that all about This isn't a war, or your first sortie Let's not go overboard And mistake four for forty
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May 30, 2023 20:56
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There was a fellow named jelly, quite a chatter, But alas, his words were blocked, what a clatter! I strained to listen, to catch his elusive tone, Yet, his thoughts remained silent, forever unknown.
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May 30, 2023 21:41
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I don't know why but I can't write five words I keep upsetting the five word nerds In their thread, they probate my dumb head It's deserved, I'm twisted and disturbed I hope my posting is better here instead
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May 30, 2023 22:19
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Aww gently caress.
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May 30, 2023 22:20
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This memorial day we took it easy Except for YOUR MOM who got really sleazy Everyone wondered if she would stop it No one asked her and she got off on it
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May 30, 2023 22:23
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Found a worm inside of my corn Found my preschool teacher in a porn Found my lover in bed with two others And those fuckers hogged the covers
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May 30, 2023 22:38
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Songbearer posted:I don't know why but I can't write five words It's not that you're not liked Nor do I think of you a fool It is that your posts are spiked Breaking the single thread rule
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May 30, 2023 22:41
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suck my balls eat my dick hurry up i need to poo poo
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May 30, 2023 22:43
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so I look at the empty message box invoking the muses to make some interactions so 'box' goes into the rhymezone searchbox I say lick my butthole to incite dumb reactions
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May 31, 2023 01:11
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:There was a fellow named jelly, quite a chatter, There once was a poster named PlaysGamesWrong Whose general tone is very grim And whenever we cross paths He reminds everyone I defeated him
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May 31, 2023 02:04
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Let’s call a truce, a plea for peace The “your mom” jokes we’ll agree to cease After all, what’s important is making amends Especially when I’m boning your new girlfriend
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May 31, 2023 03:39
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we are all chilling like villians you're not invited, you're uninvited coolest bros coolest girlfriends we keep away when you are sighted
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May 31, 2023 03:41
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ah yes the misanthrope, lest they have an account posting is the surest trope, 10bux is the amount the reward is snaps or perhaps nothing at all to make it in this thread you got four lines to draw
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May 31, 2023 03:49
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and before you respond with where this so-called party is let me tell you how gifted I am at mental gymnastics I can like do a backflip and act like it never happened I can make you sick with forced mental blockages
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May 31, 2023 04:14
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In the realm of parties, I hold no doubt My mind's acrobatics, I'll surely flout Backflips of thoughts, I skillfully display Forcing mental blocks, leaving minds astray
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May 31, 2023 04:45
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I’m at the party I’m at the four line poetry slam I’m at the combination Party and four line poetry slam
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May 31, 2023 11:44
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My local Taco Bell doesn't participate in the burrito made with double steak so instead we ate at Pizza Hut, well we all had Pizza Hut melts
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May 31, 2023 22:45
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Checkerboard tables and red plastic glasses Milfy waitresses with tight li’l asses In my heart Pizza Hut will always be Until the last one becomes another Dollar Tree
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May 31, 2023 23:07
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I like my caffeine my cherie Espresso or energy drinks Today I had little to none Sympathize with how I function
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May 31, 2023 23:34
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I dug myself into a hole ephemeral with a quota to fill, being several lines of varying meter and size I got to use the word that I liked
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May 31, 2023 23:37
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drinking diet coke no caffeine in a bathtub missing my spleen no worries everyone the ice is fresh and good thing too cuz im outta flesh
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Waiting in the dentist's chair Of his location I'm unaware Never made an appointment Rubbing myself with ointment
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Jun 1, 2023 01:48
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its hard to tell if the flaming is real and for a lack of better words, some posts smell crushed enemies under a creative zeal would you get into a fistfight if you met irl?
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Jun 1, 2023 02:52
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With fists clenched tight, in the cold harsh night, Brawlers dance, a raw, gut-wrenching sight. Pain sings loud, under the moonlight's shroud, In this cruel ballet, there's no room for doubt.
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take a controversial stance on a topic (with a mindset that's microscopic) express a precious point, offer needed clues always pretend they have a lesser point of view
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I had a nightmare that slowly built With empty buildings and unfamiliar chills I was surprised by a women and not a phantom This sort of place made her feel more handsome
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I have an idea that's really funny a dick on a butt but running put it on paper with ink that's runny bet my reward leads to a playboy bunny
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Jun 1, 2023 23:33
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suckin on my pipe singing ooh wee ooh ahh wee ooh ahh ooh wee ooh ahh wee ooh packin 'way my lungs cuz this poo poo flows dreamily
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Jun 2, 2023 00:01
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Roses are red violets are blue This thread sucks and so do you (Turns on monitor)
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Jun 2, 2023 00:06
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every critique flushes my face I wish I can just edit it all away oh wait its really fun even in free verse nobody has tried that so I shift in reverse
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roses are red so i might buy a couple violets are blue but that's deffo no trouble price is no object it's a splash in the puddle when it comes to ops who are most certainly fuckable
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roses are red and smell like perfume violets are blue and have a beautiful hue cumpantrys posts are a refreshing flume You got gears bro how bout lets queue
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I quit jerking off, I quit smoking pot I quit Tik tok, Twitter and other brain rot I quit fatty foods, and I'm off alcohol Then I realized I have no personality at all!
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