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There was once a man who could self-suck A night time secret he performed in his truck Sadly, one night he was rear ended And his spinal chord got bell ended
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Tea Party Crasher posted:There was once a man who could self-suck I found this one quite amusing A sordid tale gone amuck A warning to all who go cruising Please wait until home to self-suck
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Jun 2, 2023 12:14
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I found this one quite amusing The man survived but never thrived Of his own flexibility he was deprived His own face in a rearview mirror made him throw a fit Because of his overwhelming urge to gently caress it
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Jun 2, 2023 17:00
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A fellow at home with his wife Had an idea to spice up their life He took out his cock, all swollen and red “Hey!” his wife cried, “No chickens in bed!”
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Jun 2, 2023 18:11
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In a world of laughter and heartfelt clatters, Resides a sitcom family that truly matters. Urkel's antics and Winslow's loving tether, "Family Matters" bonds us all together.
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Jun 2, 2023 18:23
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There once was a prized cockfighter Who could hold in his beak a lighter And for every fowl he would defeat He would eat their cooked white meat
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Jun 2, 2023 18:47
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Step by step, we join the Lamberts' crew, Their blended family, a journey anew. From Cody's humor to Al's fiery zest, "Step by Step" teaches us, love's the best.
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Jun 2, 2023 18:51
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Step-by-step alpha male hypnosis (Unconsciously we all know this) Take all woke pills and master your mind Speak with your chest and never listen to 6ix9ine
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Jun 2, 2023 23:57
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From distant shores, a duo so unique, Cousins Larry and Balki, an oddball technique. With laughs and mishaps, their bond will endure, "Perfect Strangers" reminds us, friendship is pure.
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Jun 3, 2023 00:01
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These are most surely GPT Would I know? I hardly watch TV But ask it for four line Poems And you'd get posts like those
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Jun 3, 2023 03:22
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Don't judge me, my friend, for the words I type, For my thoughts flow freely with GPT's might. In this digital realm, where minds unite, Let's embrace the tools that broaden our sight.
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Jun 3, 2023 03:28
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There's piss on my hands There's piss in my hair I tell you there's piss, Piss everywhere
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Jun 3, 2023 03:29
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I piss, you piss, we piss, 1 piss, 2 piss, 3 piss Warm piss, hot piss, scalding Wear piss, drink piss, balding
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Jun 3, 2023 03:32
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boy i love to snack sweet or salty out of a big bag goons feel the vibe snacking may shorten your life
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Jun 3, 2023 03:41
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i have sneaked the cums itt the ones you were saving for later posts forgive me at once made of grunts and cunts Passive Aggreeable fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jun 4, 2023 |
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Jun 3, 2023 03:44
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what we want is a large pound of rock chiseled like marble and spread amok drizzled in marvel down by the dock what we need's all out of stock
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Jun 13, 2023 16:29
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1 piss 2 piss you piss few and smell as foul as the worst pissin ewe now ive got a damp washcloth for you scrub and wipe up is all you gotta do
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Jun 13, 2023 16:31
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I have a thing for prison living So much so that I would lie hidden I tell you in a surprise and guess who am I Piss Piss Necromancy dish
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Jun 13, 2023 23:00
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Piss Piss Necromancy Piss Dish Cast another hex and it might just live Viral in the urine like Oblivion Take another sip: Skooma Den
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Jun 14, 2023 02:59
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Beef Wellington Posting like a skeleton Video games are grand My bandwidth means I can't
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Jun 14, 2023 03:09
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Piss Cuck poo poo gently caress
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Jun 14, 2023 08:31
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Piss, cuck, poo poo, gently caress? A debauched night I hope you plan to do it right. With cameras from the studios For viewers on xvideos.
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Jun 14, 2023 11:30
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In the cosmic void, my orbs of vigor soar, To places unseen, they journey evermore. Stars twinkle in awe of their rapid pace, In the endless night, my balls venture into space.
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Jun 14, 2023 12:04
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Now that we have filled with glitter The pages of that crossword book When your dad is on the shitter His junk will get a Twilight look
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Jun 14, 2023 12:22
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The idea of going back on the dole Terrifies me in my soul So though work makes me feel like poo poo I cannot bring myself to quit
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Jun 14, 2023 13:28
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I have an itchy ear canal My finger cannot reach to scratch I would poke a pen down there But fear the spider eggs would hatch
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Jun 14, 2023 14:00
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o i am the queen of england i like to sing and dance and if you don't believe me i will punch you in the pants
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Jun 14, 2023 15:16
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Suck my dick you fuckman Fondle my dangly balls Gently kiss me on the neck And tell me that you love me
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Jun 14, 2023 15:20
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PISS CUCK; poo poo gently caress GOT MY drat DICK STUCK EXPLORING THE CRACK IN THE DRYWALL MAD IN THE CUCK SHED; PISSED OFF
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Jun 14, 2023 18:42
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dont give a gently caress dont givva gently caress settin light and fire to the shed of the cuck burnin down to embers as they pull in the truck this is where i watched my wife take a nut
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Jun 14, 2023 18:47
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Bananas on the kitchen counter Ripen so fast in the mid June sun I cannot eat them fast enough They are too soft for butt loving one
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Jun 14, 2023 18:51
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Fresh out of the shower Across the house I go What the actual gently caress Vomit under my toes Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jun 14, 2023 |
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Jun 14, 2023 22:14
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With a yelp and a slide, dignity tossed aside, Your tootsies were the victim, of a cat barf homicide
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Jun 14, 2023 22:28
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I yell, I scream Where is that cat!? I can't stay mad-- So I'll just pat
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Jun 14, 2023 22:38
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Little do they suspect My chunky form of disrespect Was intentional, willful, completely premeditated I remember the time they went and had me castrated
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Jun 14, 2023 22:49
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Long gone are his testicles Supposedly it's ethical The look he gave is stanky He still humps that there blanky.
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Jun 14, 2023 22:56
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one day i lost my nuts i wondered, what the gently caress so i chopped my pecker off it laid there, limp and soft
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Jun 15, 2023 02:08
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words are boring ideas are not cool books are bad titties rule
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Jun 15, 2023 02:09
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living in a post nuts world living without my pearls the bathwater don't feel right it reminds me of a worse time
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Jun 15, 2023 02:10
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read about boobs grab what you choose a bind that says it all to read, you must be this tall
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