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diet pepsi sip sip sip away goes my life slip slip slip
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No coke, no hamburger, Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheesebro, yes? No? Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi
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Sep 4, 2023 16:19
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Nuggies on the left Nuggies on the right A dozen dips are open Gonna eat these nugs tonight
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Sep 4, 2023 16:25
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translating shades of a constant state of despair into words and aids, making a place to share it comes undone, and my mind forms a word cuck! as opportunities and life goes by blurred
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Sep 4, 2023 17:32
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The world is dreary, and my heart is like black ice So detached from reality, I'm stoic when they're nice Would you understand if I ever told you, my passing comet? I flick my cigarette away and return to everlasting darkness.
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Sep 4, 2023 19:25
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Somebody once told me The world was gonna roll me Drank forty thousand beers Now I'm deeeeeeaaaad
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Sep 4, 2023 19:39
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I'm not going to go to the senior prom My gloom is showing and my gloom has won I sit in my room, listening to, the same drat song Repeating in my head that she's through, and is out having fun
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Sep 4, 2023 19:47
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This outpouring from my heart is my only sign of weakness I rarely ever show people to the things that I am feeling. Could you, make do, with me being the one by your side? I thought so, I thought so, why did I even try? / 
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Sep 5, 2023 00:24
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Like black licorice, she said, dangerous goth girl in retrospect, driving to Mickey D's drunk on a non-descript Tuesday.
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Sep 5, 2023 02:07
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Balls in the mouth Balls in the rear end Try the new BALLDO It vibrates real fast!
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Sep 5, 2023 15:26
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writer's block comes like a ulcer hey stop that, throw some salt over the shoulder probing my mind like i'd probe it with my tongue like i'm searching for air to go into the lungs Passive Aggreeable fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Sep 5, 2023 |
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Sep 5, 2023 22:32
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Worf as a Dad, driving down Route 1 that familial Saturday. Court Appointed Son.
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Sep 5, 2023 22:39
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im a sick gently caress i like a quick gently caress i put that yeezus on when i'm stuck in a rut
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Sep 6, 2023 01:12
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back again with one of those block rockin beats the kind that make your feet sweat sweet the kind that go better with a baggie and i bet you cant rock the block like me
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Sep 6, 2023 03:27
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I got ho’s checkin me out I got bros chasin my clout But right now I’m thinkin ‘bout How to get these cum stains out
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Sep 6, 2023 04:47
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I'm so crazy I'm so lazy Girls step up Only to Taze me
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Sep 6, 2023 06:03
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I ain't concerned about block party beats Have you heard that one country song lately? Blasting from my truck going down the street. Voting red and getting probed by aliens.
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Sep 6, 2023 22:37
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I don't skip a beat when it comes to dip. I pack it neat and tuck it under my lip. Thump-thump-thump, I grab a pinch. Tell 'em to gently caress off when they tell me to quit.
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Sep 6, 2023 22:47
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I heard that one song about Rich Men North of Richmond. It didn't remind me of much and it didn't strike a semblance to great things I've heard, I'd say wait till you discover Tool. Jaded much, I've learned that you don't need much to be 'cool'.
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Sep 6, 2023 22:52
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The sun shines right in my eye and I put on my big floppy wizard hat and think of cause and consequence
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Sep 6, 2023 23:49
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watch fox news on the tv the brain expands so gracefully take off like a rocket like a sarcastic sonnet
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Sep 7, 2023 22:38
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I love you Passively Agressively And your next agreeable I'm sorry if this is not passable, A last line not forseable.
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Sep 7, 2023 23:10
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taking compliments is my foible the aspergers said it embroils me to say things with gratitude "thanks for the nonexistant latitude"
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Sep 7, 2023 23:35
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They came for four lokos and I didn't stand up They came for hot chips next and I didn't stand up delta 8, electric vapes, where do we draw the line? save us from ourselves this good old government of mine
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Sep 8, 2023 22:50
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Dark rum, dark rum glug glug glug pert bum, pert bum hug hug hug
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Sep 8, 2023 22:56
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i hug you with my all but something is missing its not that I am too tall hands are hovering, not gripping
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Sep 9, 2023 00:01
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25 light minutes from Earth, fractured conversations with loved ones like telegrams, stop.
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Sep 9, 2023 00:02
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Dancing with myself Oh oh oh oh Please help I can’t stop Dancing with myself
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Sep 10, 2023 17:20
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rice all around a burrito like a moat "Incredible"
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Sep 10, 2023 21:58
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I am my own worst enemy and I can defeat myself easily, just have to give in, he always falls for that.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:08
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Easy Cum Easy Blow Itch my junk Blow my spunk
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Sep 11, 2023 04:18
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I was a poet once long ago but time passes, doesn't it? No longer.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:42
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I was a poet like you once 'Till I took a stanza in the knee This joke is totally original, dunce Wait why are you booing me?
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Sep 11, 2023 04:43
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I too, love to write witty verses that make light of all our failings and foibles, of which I have many.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:47
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Sure I could write lines with depth Possibly something utterly profound But where's the fun in all of that? Now grab that rod, we're gonna sound.
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Sep 11, 2023 04:49
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Hey! Ho! A jingle dingle is how it goes, knows, like we all do deep in our hearts
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Sep 11, 2023 04:53
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my dick's such a trick now you see it now you don't but i once met this chick took one look and said she won't
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Sep 11, 2023 16:40
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Cocks are like asses It's ok to have one But if the cock's cracked Then likely it's not fun
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Sep 11, 2023 16:44
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Five figures to help fight imaginary diseases of the mind that the folks in charge lie about all the time
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Sep 11, 2023 16:53
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A cock in the hand Worth two in the bush Two cocks in hand Worth one in the tush
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