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Piss, cuck, poo poo, gently caress? A debauched night I hope you plan to do it right. With cameras from the studios For viewers on xvideos.
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Now that we have filled with glitter The pages of that crossword book When your dad is on the shitter His junk will get a Twilight look
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Jun 14, 2023 12:22
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The idea of going back on the dole Terrifies me in my soul So though work makes me feel like poo poo I cannot bring myself to quit
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Jun 14, 2023 13:28
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I have an itchy ear canal My finger cannot reach to scratch I would poke a pen down there But fear the spider eggs would hatch
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Jun 14, 2023 14:00
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Suck my dick you fuckman Fondle my dangly balls Gently kiss me on the neck And tell me that you love me
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Jun 14, 2023 15:20
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Bananas on the kitchen counter Ripen so fast in the mid June sun I cannot eat them fast enough They are too soft for butt loving one
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Jun 14, 2023 18:51
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Kill the rich Eat their meat To the poor It will taste sweet
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Jun 15, 2023 03:01
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All cops are bastards Is a law, not just a rule But punching a police horse Is still not very cool
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Jun 15, 2023 10:46
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My plastic fuckstick wraps my dick real good But sometimes I want something human sized I drilled a hole in a shop mannequin Fibreglass splinters left me circumcised
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Jun 15, 2023 12:08
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I brushed my arm against the nettles Now my arm is prickly and red It is a minor irritation Compared with my wish to be dead
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Jun 15, 2023 15:29
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Horses are too stupid to understand a fascist state They can be kept inside a field by an easily jumped gate Please don't beat the horses when you seek riders' demise Unless you're going to eat them and you want to tenderise
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Jun 15, 2023 20:06
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What? Who's that? Do I know you? Are you selling fake watches and counterfeit purses? I don't need none of that, I'm an old man now You ain't my son, you're just one of the nurses
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Jun 16, 2023 18:27
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Polyester, polyester, polyester clothes You buy them at the supermarket, everybody knows Fake leather, fake leather, fake leather shoes Your socioeconomic status is abuse
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Jun 16, 2023 19:29
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Getting contradictory advice Is difficult, it's never nice But why would you even think to face Grandpa with questions about race?
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Jun 17, 2023 13:58
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This is just to say I have sold the tuba that was in the window And which you were probably saving for Donald Trump Forgive me, the baby was talented, so cute and so cool
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Jun 20, 2023 16:54
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Sniffing and snorting Wheezing and poo poo For just basic breathing Your pug is unfit
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Jun 21, 2023 17:59
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Fizzy drinks go up your nose Mud squelches between your toes Chewing gum stuck in your hair You are 8 and you don't care
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Jun 21, 2023 19:42
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Let's go to the supermarket I need a whole pack of cheap ham I need to eat the watery protein Until I feel better, fam
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Jun 21, 2023 20:02
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When they saw my search history They took my semen catching sock But filters don't block nudie mags Reset the masturbation clock
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Jun 22, 2023 10:12
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We rowed so loud it became clear That the whole restaurant could hear Of the pillow and the smother Used to rid us of my mother
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Jun 22, 2023 10:31
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Cup of tea in hand you face the lord of the land So burdened with our money I'm amazed he can stand But your arms go limp and you quiver like a gimp Instead of calling out his crimes you're an establishment simp
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Jun 22, 2023 16:31
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I could have chicken I could have pork You could have quorn You vegetarian dork
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Jun 27, 2023 18:38
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Jumping rope like a boxer More like a small girl Fat belly bouncing I think I gotta hurl
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Jun 27, 2023 21:15
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Touch the floor, both hands Feel the ground so stable You could keep ten horses If your bank balance was able
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Jun 27, 2023 23:51
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Ding ding ding goes microsoft teams I really do not care what they have to say It's never insightful, just tedious poo poo I cannot face that soul crushing boredom today
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Jun 29, 2023 11:18
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I defy your death dealing It's so unappealing Just like your face But not like this place
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Jun 29, 2023 13:21
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Cricket on the radio Sun shining outside But I stare at computer screens From summer I will hide
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Jun 29, 2023 16:04
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It's just another day closer to the grave We're too exhausted now to go party or rave Drink and drugs just to relax, stare at the TV Is this what your child-self dreamt that you would be?
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Jun 30, 2023 17:51
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Let's party like the French and go flip some cars Set them on fire and go looting All cops are bastards, hand me those cobblestones Hope the gendarmes don't start shooting
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Jun 30, 2023 18:44
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Hold onto your dicks The scissor man's in town To beguile you with his tricks Then trim your length right down
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Sep 1, 2023 01:33
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I looked up at the owl in the old oak tree It did not deign to look at me So I threw the neighbour's cat Now there's an owl feather in my hat
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Sep 1, 2023 01:37
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The neighbour's friends have brought their dog The neighbour's dog is not a fan I feel they could have foreseen this Made a "dogs keep fighting" plan.
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Sep 1, 2023 17:56
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At last, the sun is shining But summer has grown old The house is full of spiders Who've fled in from the cold
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Sep 4, 2023 11:00
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Sell your soul to Satan That should get at least ten Then we can buy cheap vodka And self-medicate again
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Sep 4, 2023 11:24
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Feeling crushed by the weight of the world Cower like a whipped gimp who just learned Your mother doesn't have respect for safe words The grill is still on, their testicles burned
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Sep 4, 2023 12:50
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Woe is me, despair, despair, despair So familiar it's like brushing my hair "Think instead of cheerful things, embrace positivity" I cannot stand your "therapy", your budget CBT is it  poetry day?
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Sep 4, 2023 13:14
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A dead man, a demon, a vagina that rejects me These are all things in inkblots I don't see There are bunnies and flowers, butterflies and birds And other vapid, empty, non-psychotic words day is fun
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Sep 4, 2023 14:48
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Find your own life meaning and dedicate your days Explore your pleasure centres with hedonistic ways Embrace the true absurdity and laugh while getting by I'll wallow in the misery and just try not to die opinions expressed during day may not be aligned with the author
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Sep 4, 2023 15:02
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Nuggies on the left Nuggies on the right A dozen dips are open Gonna eat these nugs tonight
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Sep 4, 2023 16:25
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Dark rum, dark rum glug glug glug pert bum, pert bum hug hug hug
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