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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The337th posted:

Small Bill

He once was TALL
But now he's SMALL
And yet he's still BIG

It's a SMALL BIG BILL

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Team Big Bill with Satnam Singh. Rechristen Big Bill 'Little Billy'. His new gimmick is how small he is. Every time somebody goes 'Little Billy's tall though' you compare him to Satnam Singh and say 'if Little Billy is tall then that guy is like seven and a half feet tall'

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ChrisBTY posted:

Team Big Bill with Satnam Singh. Rechristen Big Bill 'Little Billy'. His new gimmick is how small he is. Every time somebody goes 'Little Billy's tall though' you compare him to Satnam Singh and say 'if Little Billy is tall then that guy is like seven and a half feet tall'

why are you like this

Purple Monkey
May 5, 2014

:phone:Hello
Big Billie Style

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
put Big Bill on stilts and call him Bigger Bill

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

popping a quick catholic prayer but its for andre the big show and big bill

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Bonk posted:

put Big Bill on stilts and call him Bigger Bill

Trent and Chuck as Trenchcoat Man vs. Satnam and Big Bill as Big Trenchcoat Man

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

That DICK! posted:

popping a quick catholic prayer but its for andre the big show and big bill

the big show and the big bill aren't that big

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


That DICK! posted:

popping a quick catholic prayer but its for andre the big show and big bill

ah the Litany Of Big Bill And Friends

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Captain Foo posted:

why are you like this

Because
1) They named a man 'Big Bill'
2) That man is not a Final Fight mid-boss.
3) But is rather a real human person.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


ChrisBTY posted:

Because
1) They named a man 'Big Bill'
2) That man is not a Final Fight mid-boss.
3) But is rather a real human person.

:hmmyes:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Pictured: A scenario we have been robbed of seeing in AEW

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

JethroMcB posted:

Pictured: A scenario we have been robbed of seeing in AEW

We got Orange vs Bill a couple of months ago!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JethroMcB posted:

Pictured: A scenario we have been robbed of seeing in AEW

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Big Bill becomes Wig Will and wears a massive afro wig atop his long greasy locks in an effort to look even bigger

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Enormous Billarmous

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

ChrisBTY posted:

Because
1) They named a man 'Big Bill'
2) That man is not a Final Fight mid-boss.
3) But is rather a real human person.

I mean, biggest thing you ever did done see? Big Bill

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

StarkRavingMad posted:

Enormous Billarmous

Pillar Billar

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
What's it going to take to have fans chant for Big Bill in the same speed as Bill Nye the Science Guy's theme?

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Waffleopolis posted:

What's it going to take to have fans chant for Big Bill in the same speed as Bill Nye the Science Guy's theme?

Like, the "Bill! Bill! Bill!" part or the singer going "Bill Nye The Science Guy"?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Bill Bill The BillBill Bill

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

It could be "Big Bill the wrestling guy" you don't know

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

JethroMcB posted:

Pictured: A scenario we have been robbed of seeing in AEW

They could still sign Cody Chhun

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Big Bill.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

If Chuck Taylor takes down Big Bill at the knees with a chainsaw and they stitch his feet to his legs Cotton-Hill style would we just call him 'Bill' or 'Average-Sized Bill'?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

BillBTY

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

ChrisBTY posted:

If Chuck Taylor takes down Big Bill at the knees with a chainsaw and they stitch his feet to his legs Cotton-Hill style would we just call him 'Bill' or 'Average-Sized Bill'?

Cotton Bill. He pinned fiddy men.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Big Bill branded lollipops. "STICK A BIG BILL IN YOUR MOUTH & SUCK IT" *crotch chop*

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Big bills toupee. It’s a big bill wig you wear and when people try to get you to pay for things/return borrowed money you can say, sorry, I’ve got big bills toupee

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


"Big Billy Cool" Billvin Bash

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Sandman McMahon posted:

Like, the "Bill! Bill! Bill!" part or the singer going "Bill Nye The Science Guy"?

Big Bill the Big Bill Guy

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

im gonna be real with yall for a sec, i don't think bill is as big as he wants us to believe. he bigly does the "step over the top rope" move, but it looks like it crushes his nuts and he's too afraid to go under because people will notice he's not as big as he wants to be

legs are writing bigness checks his balls can't cash

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

he stands really close to the camera as well

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Eat This Glob posted:

im gonna be real with yall for a sec, i don't think bill is as big as he wants us to believe. he bigly does the "step over the top rope" move, but it looks like it crushes his nuts and he's too afraid to go under because people will notice he's not as big as he wants to be

legs are writing bigness checks his balls can't cash

Ted explaining to Douglas that the Big Bills out there are far away, whereas the Big Shows he has in his hand are small.

Small, far away.

Ah, forget it.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Big Bill as criticism for the US healthcare system.
'I'm named after what you get when I send you to the hospital'

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Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
While I do enjoy seeing the big man, his Impact theme was far better than his AEW one.

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