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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I hear Big Bill owns a car dealership in the greater Baltimore area. And he sold Bill Brasky his ice cream truck covered in human skulls. I also hear Brasky won challenge pissing.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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The Ice Cream truck came with a few skulls, Brasky supplied the rest.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Pffft I heard Big Bill isn't even 7 feet tall.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Team Big Bill with Satnam Singh. Rechristen Big Bill 'Little Billy'. His new gimmick is how small he is. Every time somebody goes 'Little Billy's tall though' you compare him to Satnam Singh and say 'if Little Billy is tall then that guy is like seven and a half feet tall'

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Captain Foo posted:

why are you like this

Because
1) They named a man 'Big Bill'
2) That man is not a Final Fight mid-boss.
3) But is rather a real human person.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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If Chuck Taylor takes down Big Bill at the knees with a chainsaw and they stitch his feet to his legs Cotton-Hill style would we just call him 'Bill' or 'Average-Sized Bill'?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Big Bill as criticism for the US healthcare system.
'I'm named after what you get when I send you to the hospital'

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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No less than Chris Jericho himself told me that Big Bill isn't a very catchy name.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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We've already had the Road Warriors and the Master Blasters. Cage and Big Bill should be repackaged as the War Boys.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Big Bill should sire sons.
Big Billl, Big Bilv, Big Biv and Big Bivi.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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MassRafTer posted:

HulkaMatt told me he saw Big Bill in a rest stop after the ROH show but did not compliment him on his Bigness or even his Goodness.

Hulkamatt probably looked at him, decided he was no Reese from Raven's Flock and continued on with his day.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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The Butcher wasn't willing to share his niacin stash.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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So Satnam can be Bigger Bill
Big Bill can be Big Bill
Cage can be Medium Size Bill
We need a Small Bill. (Cage is too swole to be Small Bill)

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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That was the most 80s wrestling promo I've heard in awhile.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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So face paint for Big Bill and Cage y/n?
I begrudging opt for no for now. Jeans and face paint don't match. And Big Bill just does not have a Road Warriors vibe. He's just a big version of a normal dude.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Captain Foo posted:

And? No, but cage can wear face paint if he wants to

Ok. No paint but Bill needs to replace his pants with giraffe print long boys.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Big Bill isn't even 7 feet tall so he's not that big.
On the plus side he didn't have to retire at 30 like Yao Ming and possibly Satnam Singh. Or spend a decade with the flexibility of a church gargoyle like Great Khali.
People weren't meant to be that big.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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The Son of Big Bill. the Bill family doesn't go in on fancy-schmanzy bougie spanish talk.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Name one daughter Liv so people become awed at your fertility.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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As we all know Big Bill is also known to the world as William 'W' Morrissey.
Which means I can only conclude that his father is Morrissey from The Smiths.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Brody also has the advantage in that thicc can withstand punishment and injuries (until you hit like, Yokozuna thicc). Tol is always one ankle injury away from retiring.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Does Brody play Gruul?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Starks needs to purchase Brian Cage's contract from The Mogul Embassy so he, Cage and Big Bill can reform a better version of Team Taz.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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This whole AR Fox needs to be a ruse because it's just going to be that much harder for Ricky Starks to buy Cage's contract from Mogul Embassies if it isn't.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Did he destroy any landmarks with his atomic fire breath?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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super macho dude posted:

Not unlike Gamera (who's probably smaller than Bill tbh), Big Bill is a friend to all mankind and children.

What if the Statue of Liberty awoke from it's centuries-long slumber to destroy all of humanity? Would Big Bill destroy the Statue of Liberty with his atomic fire breath in that situation.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Is Big Bill's first name 'Big'?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Big Bill needs a big belt.
Big Bill's Big Belt. The Quadrupule B.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Yes. Different Big Bill.
Although Big Bill did win challenge pissing when his entire piss stream was so strong it broke Earth's gravity well.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Cuz this is Biller. Biller at night!
There ain't so second chance against the Big Man and Stroke Daddy.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Edit: Wrong thread.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I wonder how Big Bill has felt about being a Bulls fan for the last 23 years.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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That is probably the first Big Bill spot to ever wow me. I mean there was the rope-unassisted doomsday device with Brian Cage but that had nothing on this.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I will continue to insist that Ricky Starks isn't the best partner that Big Bill has ever had that used to be in Team Taz.

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