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I hear Big Bill owns a car dealership in the greater Baltimore area. And he sold Bill Brasky his ice cream truck covered in human skulls. I also hear Brasky won challenge pissing.
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 08:37 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:09 |
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The Ice Cream truck came with a few skulls, Brasky supplied the rest.
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 08:15 |
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Pffft I heard Big Bill isn't even 7 feet tall.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 03:46 |
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Team Big Bill with Satnam Singh. Rechristen Big Bill 'Little Billy'. His new gimmick is how small he is. Every time somebody goes 'Little Billy's tall though' you compare him to Satnam Singh and say 'if Little Billy is tall then that guy is like seven and a half feet tall'
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 03:12 |
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Captain Foo posted:why are you like this Because 1) They named a man 'Big Bill' 2) That man is not a Final Fight mid-boss. 3) But is rather a real human person.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 10:00 |
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If Chuck Taylor takes down Big Bill at the knees with a chainsaw and they stitch his feet to his legs Cotton-Hill style would we just call him 'Bill' or 'Average-Sized Bill'?
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 05:18 |
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Big Bill as criticism for the US healthcare system. 'I'm named after what you get when I send you to the hospital'
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 19:55 |
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No less than Chris Jericho himself told me that Big Bill isn't a very catchy name.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 02:20 |
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 18:59 |
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We've already had the Road Warriors and the Master Blasters. Cage and Big Bill should be repackaged as the War Boys.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 21:35 |
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Big Bill should sire sons. Big Billl, Big Bilv, Big Biv and Big Bivi.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 15:52 |
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MassRafTer posted:HulkaMatt told me he saw Big Bill in a rest stop after the ROH show but did not compliment him on his Bigness or even his Goodness. Hulkamatt probably looked at him, decided he was no Reese from Raven's Flock and continued on with his day.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 20:36 |
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The Butcher wasn't willing to share his niacin stash.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 18:42 |
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So Satnam can be Bigger Bill Big Bill can be Big Bill Cage can be Medium Size Bill We need a Small Bill. (Cage is too swole to be Small Bill)
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 05:22 |
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That was the most 80s wrestling promo I've heard in awhile.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 08:19 |
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So face paint for Big Bill and Cage y/n? I begrudging opt for no for now. Jeans and face paint don't match. And Big Bill just does not have a Road Warriors vibe. He's just a big version of a normal dude.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 21:20 |
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Captain Foo posted:And? No, but cage can wear face paint if he wants to Ok. No paint but Bill needs to replace his pants with giraffe print long boys.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 15:46 |
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Big Bill isn't even 7 feet tall so he's not that big. On the plus side he didn't have to retire at 30 like Yao Ming and possibly Satnam Singh. Or spend a decade with the flexibility of a church gargoyle like Great Khali. People weren't meant to be that big.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 22:16 |
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The Son of Big Bill. the Bill family doesn't go in on fancy-schmanzy bougie spanish talk.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 18:58 |
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Name one daughter Liv so people become awed at your fertility.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 00:37 |
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As we all know Big Bill is also known to the world as William 'W' Morrissey. Which means I can only conclude that his father is Morrissey from The Smiths.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 07:50 |
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Brody also has the advantage in that thicc can withstand punishment and injuries (until you hit like, Yokozuna thicc). Tol is always one ankle injury away from retiring.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 00:15 |
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Does Brody play Gruul?
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 02:05 |
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Starks needs to purchase Brian Cage's contract from The Mogul Embassy so he, Cage and Big Bill can reform a better version of Team Taz.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 16:34 |
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This whole AR Fox needs to be a ruse because it's just going to be that much harder for Ricky Starks to buy Cage's contract from Mogul Embassies if it isn't.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 06:33 |
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Did he destroy any landmarks with his atomic fire breath?
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2023 06:30 |
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super macho dude posted:Not unlike Gamera (who's probably smaller than Bill tbh), Big Bill is a friend to all mankind and children. What if the Statue of Liberty awoke from it's centuries-long slumber to destroy all of humanity? Would Big Bill destroy the Statue of Liberty with his atomic fire breath in that situation.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 05:50 |
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Is Big Bill's first name 'Big'?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 05:43 |
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Big Bill needs a big belt. Big Bill's Big Belt. The Quadrupule B.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 10:23 |
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Suleman posted:Has this been posted yet Yes. Different Big Bill. Although Big Bill did win challenge pissing when his entire piss stream was so strong it broke Earth's gravity well.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 18:03 |
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Cuz this is Biller. Biller at night! There ain't so second chance against the Big Man and Stroke Daddy.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2023 07:36 |
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Edit: Wrong thread.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2023 07:38 |
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I wonder how Big Bill has felt about being a Bulls fan for the last 23 years.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 04:29 |
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That is probably the first Big Bill spot to ever wow me. I mean there was the rope-unassisted doomsday device with Brian Cage but that had nothing on this.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 11:30 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:09 |
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I will continue to insist that Ricky Starks isn't the best partner that Big Bill has ever had that used to be in Team Taz.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 12:46 |