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Ass-penny

write a poem about smoking oxycontin off a piece of tin foil tia

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Ass-penny

cruft posted:

If you like high-risk narcotics,
But injection's too chaotic,
And sublingual application's
a technique you think is crap,

Then my friend, please let me tell you
For 2 bucks I'd like to sell you
this old beaten-up Bic lighter
and this piece of Reynold's wrap!

:five:

Ass-penny

I was at the local grocery and some random customer asked if I knew where the aluminum foil was (I do not work there). I told him no, and a bit later I saw the same guy at checkout. I asked if'n he found the foil, and he said the cashier was getting it for him, it was apparently behind the counter with the cigarettes etc. apparently when it was just in the aisle near the plastic wrap people were tearing corners off and freebasing drugs in the bathroom, then flushing their crumpled foils. apparently it cost the store 20 gs or something to dig up the break room floor and fix the plumbing.

if you knew my neighborhood this is the most east saint paul poo poo ever lol

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